I feel like, with this one, we’re GETTING THERE.

If this was two inches higher on the bust and four inches longer down below, I might not have thought twice about this. I see it has a train — which appears to be attached to her sides and back — and that helps, but she just sort of looks like she bought this in the junior’s department. Girl. I know aging sucks, generally, but you don’t need to go shopping with fifteen-year olds just to prove you’re young. Especially since you are young.

I do not know WHERE she bought this outfit, which we apparently missed while we were at Fashion Week.

Is there a Leona Lewis-themed S&M bar I don’t know about? Or has Macy’s just started drinking heavily?