I’m beginning to wonder if Florence Welch has a doctor’s note saying, “To Whom It May Concern: Ms. Welch must wear filmy, sheer skirts at least five times a week, for medically important ventilation and to avoid thigh-related unrest.”
It’s like her top half is off to high tea with granny, and her bottom half wants to go twirl through a pasture at Woodstock and smoke dandelions.
Here’s the thing, Flo: You don’t have to burn off your daily fabric allotment ALL on your torso, okay? And please don’t give your physician’s name to any other people, or else we might be in for a summer of prescribed upper-thigh action. Confidential to waxers: Time to hike your prices.