Don’t get me wrong; just because I tagged this as a scrolldown doesn’t mean it starts out all that brilliantly. Something about the cut of the top is very frumpy on her, even with the plunge. But then we scoot down a bit, and PULL OVER, IT’S PANTS. And I don’t just mean in the “Yes, I know, it’s hotpants, and if you pulled off the transparent skirt she would break into a tap number from A Chorus Line” way. I mean that THE SKIRT IS ACTUALLY PANT LEGS. That IS one singular sensation, but not in the way that song intended.