So, I guess Nicole Scherzinger is still happening.
She looks a bit like a very fancy WWII French spy, or something — but a really BAD one, who goes by the name Esse Pionage, blows all her stealth moves with her heels, LOOKS exactly like a spy, and raises her hand whenever anyone says, “Is there a spy in the house?”
But I prefer Ms. Pionage to this lady:
I mean, at least spying against the Nazis is altruistic work. Stealing a baby’s blankey and turning it into a poncho shirt is just mean.