Fug or Fab: Emma Roberts

I need your help. Is this pretty?

I feel like I maybe shouldn’t love it — like I should wonder if she’s masquerading as some kind of exotic bird on a Mardi Gras float, or something, or the middle linebacker for a Young Hollywood flag football team, the Toluca Lake Tweedy Birds. And yet … I don’t know if it’s the color, or my occasional dark attraction to tweed, but I think Emma looks cute. But looking at those admittedly awesome shoes reminds me of that old chestnut about mischievous little boys using girls’ reflective patent-leather Church shoes to look up their skirts, and now I kind of just want her to run inside and sit down as soon as possible.

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