ACM Awards Fug Carpet: Sara Evans


Not being a huge country music aficionado, I am mostly familiar with Sara Evans here because she had like a SUPER JUICY divorce a couple of years ago, and Us Weekly kept me totally informed about the shenanigans.

As Wikipedia recapped it, “On October 12, 2006, Evans left Dancing with the Stars, citing personal reasons, and the following day it was revealed that Evans had filed for divorce from her husband of 13 years, Craig Schelske. Documents filed by Evans’ husband accused the singer of having close to a dozen affairs, including singer/songwriter Richard Marx, country star Kenny Chesney, Dancing with the Stars partner Tony Dovolani, various members of Evans’ band, and four of the five members of the rock band 3 Doors Down.” That reads like an article from The Onion — I mean, Richard Marx and FOUR OUT OF FIVE members of 3 Doors Down? That’s too soap operatic to be true and is obviously just mud-slinging. Although considering that she’s dressed like someone in the background of one of the episodes of Dynasty where Krystal Carrington decides to throw a gala and ends up rolling around in a lily pond, maybe she did nail three of the five.

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  1. mary lou bethune
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    I believe she is an arch Republican, too. You know them and their family values! yee haw

    • Libby
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      What is an “arch” Republican, and what does that have to do with her dress?
      GFY is delightfully politics free – let’s keep it that way.

    • Liz985
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      Awww, was bringing politics into this really necessary? Can’t anything be a polical-free zone?

      • Jessica
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        Yeah, let’s not even go there — regardless, I think it’s her husband who kind of invented a lot of that because he wanted her money.

  2. neiges
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    Ykes! THE LEG is coming out of a strawberry frozen yoghurt! With one very warm, very prudish sleeve, whereas the other has gone akimbo. A metaphor for her former married life?

  3. TaraMisu
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    Her boobs look wonky. This is just fugly…. the color, the material, the cut, the shoes….. who let her out looking this way? I do like her earrings tho :D

  4. Kara
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    This clearly came from the Macy’s clearance rack in June, after all the good prom dresses are gone and this is what’s left.

  5. megs283
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    Sara Evans is beautiful, but that dress is doing her no favors!

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    please please fug Leann Rimes! Her outfit seems SO tone-deaf compared to the other red carpet outfits.

  6. LoriK
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    Everything about this is just terrible. The dress is so horrible in so many ways it would take to long to list them all. Her hair looks awful. He make-up is nothing to write home about. I have no idea what she was thinking even leaving the house looking like this.

  7. Art Eclectic
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    The whole leg/slit thing is tired. Give it a rest, ladies. You just look stupid and like you’re trying too hard.

  8. Prolixity
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    I think if you just took off the sleeve, put her hair up, and changed the shoes, it would be fine. There’s nothing wrong with pink.

  9. Sajorina
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    Her life sounds like a bad (by which I mean secretly good) soap opera and she’s dressed like she’s the lead character in one… in the 80s! She must be crazy looking for her 1 shoulder pad!

  10. ramification
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    She is totally doing an Anjelina at the Oscars with that leg and badly!

  11. Sandra
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    PUT IT AWAY, WOMAN! It sounds as if everybody who wanted to see it has had a chance and the rest of us would prefer not to. Although it must be acknowledged that this would be a hot mess even without the slit.

  12. jjdaddyo
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    If she’s an “arch republican”, I hope she’ll have the good taste not to make the rest of us pay for all the birth control we hope she’s using.

  13. Miss Tee
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    Wow. That dress is UGGGGLYYYY!

    Another WOW. That bit about her affairs was probably one of the best things I have ever read! She’s done it w/ the who’s who of F-lists and has-beens. It’s awesome.

    PS, Sara. It’s an awards show. You could at least shuffle over to Cost Cutters and have them updo your hair or something. We all know you saved a ton of money on that dress.

  14. ML
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    … and Krystle Carrington deserved every lily pond bath she ever took, the feather-banged beeyotch.

  15. Britt
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    I’ll I can think about is how gross this will look if she starts sweating.

  16. Amanda
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    I only wanted to comment to say Wow, I did not remember those details from her divorce. I remember when it happened because I watched DWTS then. But, I didn’t know all that!

    • Jessica
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      ME EITHER! The 3 Doors Down part is my favorite.

      • Soapstef
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        I thought she left DWTS because child porn was found on her husbands computer and she was worried about the safety of her kids?! There was also something about a nanny,but there’s always a nanny involved somehow isn’t there?! LOL.

        Back to the fashion…this dress is just NOT for her. I just don’t get it. She’s so beautiful and she still has more misses than hits. Where’s her stylist?

  17. Barbara
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    That dress looks as though she bought it a discount store – cheap-looking fabric, terrible fit, and the color is so unflattering.

  18. Shiitake
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    Busy gal schtupping her way to the ACM Awards…too busy to steam out that coral disaster.

  19. Molly
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    Two thoughts re: Three Doors Down:

    1- four out of five – they’re really DENTISTS?!?! and,
    2- what’s wrong with the fifth?

    The wrinkles and the hip line draw the eye and not in a good way.

  20. Mongerel
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    What a hot mess. I wish I had never clicked on this entry. Except for Libby’s comment.

  21. Francesca
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    I can just hear how that dress sounds as she walks in it, and imagine how miserably uncomfortable the fabric must feel against the skin. Does her no favors.

  22. Evalyn
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    I know nothing about this woman, but if she wants to say “Cheap and tacky,” that is the dress to do it in. Ill-fitting, unlined Department-Store-Bathroom Pink taffeta held together with random plops of old Christmas tinsel. Sad, just sad.

  23. Girlin
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    I agree totally with Evalyn….what a horrible looking dress. It looks like a cheap fancy dress costume. Plus the attempt at the Angelina Jolie leg is pathetic…..I’m cringing..

  24. vandalfan
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    Suddenly I want some Bazooka Bubble Gum. She sounds ugly inside as well as out.

  25. marykate
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    Is that a big ole scar on her knee? Maybe she is sticking out her leg to get the pity vote, since that is the only vote she will get it that number

  26. Chrissy
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    I would think her ex-husband would have know how ridiculous that list of her alleged lovers was and that it made anything he said questionable. Anyway, her dress fits very poorly, especially around the shoulder and the material is cheap looking. I wouldn’t have matched my lipstick to the dress either.

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  28. Nate
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    she reminds me of some chicks i went to highschool with. i lived in nashville for years and the south most of my life. to be honest i like her and i doubt she did that with richard marxx (who i thought was happily married to like a childhood sweetheart) and i really really doubt that about 3 doors down guys…but then i would doubt how they would ever get laid (i really really hate them) also when you are divorcing wouldn’t you just want to say we grew apart and differences and all that and keep your dirty laundry from airing..the husband lacks class and i am sure she will be better without him. i am sure all that junk is to get money. yes the dress is a poor choice.