“GUESS WHO? I’LL GIVE A HINT: I AM NOT ALLERGIC TO LINT AND I’M WORTH THE U.S. MINT AND RIGHT NOW I’M DOIN’ A STINT WITH A WOMAN WHOSE NAME RHYMES WITH KIMT, SORT OF, AND I’M HER KNIGHT IN WOOLEN ARMOR, HER HEROIC MASKED CHARMER, ‘CAUSE HER HUSBAND IS A HATE-FARMER AND HE’S MESSING WITH HIS KARMA AND I REALLY WANT SOME SCHWARMA AND WHATEVER IT’S JUST REALLY COLD UP IN HERE AND I CAN’T FREEZE OFF MY NOSE BECAUSE I WILL NEED THAT SOMEDAY.”
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