As you may have seen, our server went on strike yesterday and so we were down for three painful hours — as one of you wise people noted on Facebook, it was probably the work of The Beygency. We’re rolling into Emmy-town in a few short minutes, but we don’t want you to have missed any of the good stuff from the VMAs on Sunday, so, just in case, here are some handy links for your eye-searing pleasure:
- Amber Rose went VERY VERY naked in her homage to Rose McGowan.
- Chloe Grace Moretz, on the other hand, decided to dress like her grandma.
- OMG TAYLOR SWIFT. She’s…it’s…I can’t. There’s a leotard.
- J Lo’s dress is questionable, but her body is pretty impressive. Let’s get real.
- Miley phoned it in. In a leather tube top and parachute pants, but still.
- Katy Perry won the red carpet in the funniest thing anyone has worn in a long, long time.
- Obviously, there were Kardashians.
- There’s really no there there with Iggy Azalea. Even in Versace.
- Beyonce and Solange both looked pretty good. Blue Ivy, however, looked ADORABLE.
- Gwen Stefani killed it in LAMB.
- Nicki Minaj looked pretty fab on the red carpet and predictably pants-less on stage.
- Ariana Grande is wearing a fanny pack.
- Rita Ora went a little lingerie for our taste.
- Sarah Hyland got crazy with her stapler.
- Many a lady was a lady in red.
- Including Demi Lovato.
- Here is the cast of the Orange Is The New Black that showed up (Uzo, Taylor, Laverne)
- A TON of people wore black or white or both.
- And then here are all the rest of the yahoos. TO THE EMMYS!
