This is a preponderance of sternum, and not a whole lot of ANYTHING flattering besides.

I mean, stick a matching turban on her and put her in a lily pond, scratching the face of her bitter rival over the leathery old coot they both inexplicably want to bang, then YEAH, I’ll go on that ride. But Dynasty is not a trip every 22-year old is meant to take. Or, any.

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]