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Carrie Underwood: Exhibit C

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Carrie Underwood: Exhibit C
    The prosecution blurts out, "Is her dress blurry?" The defense announces that, no, it's not blurry, it's SOFT and ROMANTIC. The prosecution contends again that it's like Vaseline-drenched camera lens of outfits, to which the defense sniffs, "Well, lens Vaseline was good enough for Krystle Carrington..."