What the Fug: Kardashians, Jenners, and Kanye at Yeezy Season 3


Fug Nation, I’m trusting you here: When I die, this is how Jessica has to memorialize me.

[Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]

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  1. perletwo
    +102

    … every time I think they can’t get any more ridiculous …

    • Claire's mom
      +21

      I fear for western civilization when THIS is held up as some sort of cultural “thing”. I cannot with these people. I wonder if they ever ask themselves, “How am I making the world a better place by taking up space in it?” Never mind: I don’t want to open that door to Kanye…..

    • kj
      +22

      I cannot stop laughing. These pictures are really absurd, and these people are laughing all the way to the bank. Pictures 3 through 8 are especially priceless.

    • JO
      +19

      Derelicte is back! Were it not for the fact that Heather and Jessica cover their doings, I would be ashamed to spend any time devoting any attention to this abominable hoard. As it is, I come here for the insanity and they never fail to deliver.

      • maryloubethune
        +1

        What we are all thinking: “Oh brave new world, with such people in it.”
        How did such ugly, amoral, rude people get to such a level of notice?

  2.  Robin
    +58

    WTF SHEER BEDAZZLED FLAPPER-Y KNICKERS JUMPSUIT WHAT. And that’s not even the most ridiculous-looking “garment” on display here.

  3.  Mina
    +23

    I don’t…where to start. Um. words and then more words and I am so sad for them.

  4.  Catherine
    +58

    I didn’t recognize Kim until she was singled out in Frame 5. It’s not only the Frozen hair. New round of surgery? There’s another Kardashian standing next to her who is a dead ringer for Kim’s former self. The outfits are beyond words, so I won’t go there.

    • Shannon
      +16

      That shade of hair on Kim is just terrible.

    • Jestie
      +39

      Her and Kris’ faces have become almost interchangeable. As much as I can’t stand this family, it saddens me that all of Kim’s natural beauty has been oblirated through a surgeon’s knife to the point that she could be her frozen faced 60 year old mother.

    • CLC
      +41

      I assume, when I see a striking change of hair color on Kim, that it is in an effort to distract from some facial difference that has been made. I could be wrong, but I’m not.

      • Jennifer
        +14

        Couldn’t agree more. Khloe just did the same recently – the blond bob appeared at the exact same moment her mouth changed size and shape.

        • Gypsy Danger
          +7

          I’m surprised that Kris is allowing two of them to have blonde hair at the same time. Doesn’t it mess with the branding?

  5.  spinja
    +32

    The horror show continues.

    • Nancy
      +8

      This family, and this show, give new meaning to the expression “Shit Show.” They are just truly beyond my comprehension. I know I’m older, but I just don’t understand any of it. How Kaitlyn Jenner ever got involved with them in the first place. Why these girls are famous? I just don’t understand any of it. How are people famous for being assholes?

      • mary
        +4

        When will it all be over? People HAVE to tire of this family one day, right? RIGHT???

  6. Clare
    +46

    When a glittery, oversized, cartoon remembrance shirt of two different people is the most normal outfit, you know the Kardashians have to be involved.

    I would actually watch GoT if Kanye styled it. That would be a HOOT.

    • Catfishbud
      +22

      Your first statement is truer words have never been written and that is sadly, one of the most disfunctional families I’ve ever seen.

      • Shannon
        +9

        This is exactly what I was going to say. You know it’s bad when an airbrushed theme park souvenir T-shirt is an enviable garment.
        Personal opinion: He should have put his mom on the back and Robert on the front. The back hangs better and give an overall better picture of the person. Poor Donda on the front is hanging all weird and her proportions are off.

        • Linda
          +29

          I would like to know the person that is enviable of this garment.

          Is it crude to wish somebody would make a parody teeshirt with Kim on one side and Amber Rose on the other.

  7.  Michal
    +5

    I am with Anna …
    I would like to see Kanye’s GOT though

  8. clinda
    +69

    Garbage humans in garbage clothes. Not funny or ridiculous: absolutely vile in every way.

    • Linda
      +53

      Especially after reading Kanye’s tweets about Taylor Swift.

      Just disgusting.

      • Annelise 
        +14

        He is terrible and I have been feeling pretty sorry for Kim for a while now. I never thought that could happen but I would wayyyyyy rather be married to her than to him.

        • Linda
          +14

          I look at her in pics like these and she looks so dead inside. Thank goodness Robert died before Kris turned these girls into the freak show.

          If you made a list of all the insane stuff that goes on in this family, a producer of a regular dramatic tv show would say, you need to cut about half of this. No one would ever believe it.

  9. Little Bow Wow
    +49

    Bodysuits, deliberately depressed post-apocalyptic-looking models, and fur.

    Happy Valentines Day.

  10. Linda
    +25

    “Jeeves bring the car around right now. RIGHT NOW” Thank you. Made my morning.

    I don’t currently watch GoT, but I would watch the heck out of a Kanye’s GoT.

  11.  attica
    +6

    Poor Caitlyn’s collar is covered in makeup. Ah, the tribulations of winter white…

  12. Clare
    +13

    It’s nice to see that when Caitlyn got the memo that she needed to wear a coat and “something white and crazy,” she thought a slightly ripped dress was sufficiently crazy. Her face throughout the slides says, “Apparently not.” Also, probably, “I should have known.”

    • Sally
      +5

      Look at Kylie’s “skirt” – same material, same bite marks.

      • notemily
        +11

        Maybe it was a design of Kanye’s? Or, one of the Ks is secretly a fashion vampire and literally eats clothing.

      • perletwo
        +4

        I figured a pack of wild Dachshunds had got hold of the hems and and wouldn’t let go.

  13. Amy S.
    +32

    Anna had the only rational reaction: not paying attention and wanting OUT.

    • Niki
      +34

      I blame Anna for this whole shitshow, three years in the making. Had she squashed this mess of “fashion” when it first came out, had she not validated these narcissists by putting them on the cover of the fashion bible, we wouldn’t be where we are today.

      I hope she enjoyed the stale nachos and sticky floor.

    • Diana2
      +107

      I just want to say to Anna: Don’t look at me like that, *you* are the one who put them on the cover of Vogue – happy now?!

      I could live my life quite happily never seeing them on my screen again.

      • Linda
        +59

        Exactly. You made this bed of itchy scratchy dirty sheets, Anna. Now you get to lay in it.

    • Lisa
      +10

      I just wish we could read her actual screen reflection in her glasses. My guess is that it is Twilight Fan-fiction.

    • Nancy
      +17

      Why is she there in the first place?? She is giving credibility to a person who doesn’t deserve it.

    • greeninla
      +17

      I’m not clear why anybody still reveres Anna Wintour as having any kind of professional integrity or allure of good taste. There is no difference between her, the Kardashians, or Honey Boo Boo and her clan: “A dolla makes ‘em all holla”. It’s a synchronized shit show that sadly involves the skinned fur of poor innocent animals.
      Blech.

  14. Roz
    +9

    Nauseating is the only word I have.

  15. MISS Chanandlerbong
    +20

    Just read your article in DuJour and I’m so sad for Kylie and Tyga’s little boy and even that Mercado girl. Not only is he a total douche, but he’s also not as imaginative as he thinks he is.

    • MISS Chanandlerbong
      +11

      I should clarify, Tyga’s little boy (not him and Kylie’s child…god forbid)

  16. Entry Level Cartier
    +27

    More ridiculous than Zoolander could ever be. I’ve been out of touch with this mob of people and was quite confused: Where’s Kim? Is that tiny blonde person her? Lamar is up out of hospital? He and Khloe are back together? Why does Khloe’s hair look like that? They’re exhausting.

    • Sara
      +31

      This is more ridiculous than Zoolander. It’s a sparkly/bodysuit version of Derelicte. I want to see Kanye with Mugatu hair!

      • Shannon
        +58

        When I heard Lamar was at the show, I couldn’t help myself from thinking that they’re trotting him out like a prop.

        • Niki
          +18

          He was 1000% prop.

        •  Rembry
          +6

          I agree, Shannon. Makes me sad for him.

        • wildviolette
          +11

          I generally think of the whole pack of them as walking, 100% fictional cartoon characters, but seeing poor Lamar turned into their show pony really upset me.

      • Linda
        +8

        Yes, this!!!

        I was thinking he ripped off Derelicte!!!! I looked at the slide show of the models on vulture.com and all I could think was “most of this stuff is already in somebody’s closet. Old torn sweatshirt, oversize coat, work boots, too tight fitting turtle neck body suit.

        Genius? More like “Imma gonna just grab some stuff from my closet and throw it on y’all”.

        •  Niki
          +4

          If you believe some posts on instagram, it basically WAS old stuff from random closets.
          https://www.instagram.com/p/BBqmtNEGN1q/

          • Linda
            +2

            WOW.

            Wait til Yeezy sees this. Twitter rant in 5..4..3..2…..

          • AC
            +7

            I mean, slide 12, model on the right, clearly wearing a Champion sweatshirt, the logo is right there!

            • Linda
              +3

              somebody who was an extra posted a big long story about it and Jezebel picked it up, I linked it below. He said the only people wearing Kanye’s stuff were the paid models. They drove them out to a warehouse in NJ, took their cell phones and dressed them in the stuff that looks like he went around to second hand stores and bought up.

              The theme was refugee camp in Rwanda. If that’s true he should have had them all wear old teeshirts of Super Bowl losers. That’s wear those shirts go, to refugees in Africa.

              • Shannon
                +1

                Serious? Refugees from Rwanda? I was thinking the model sitting on the floor looked very much like the pictures you see of the despondent starving people in refugee camps. I didn’t want to get torn up for body snarking, because it truly has nothing to do with her size, but more her posture and sad, vacant look. Knowing that it was intentional is horrid.

              • BGK
                +2

                Here’s the story behind the picture. It wasn’t just a refugee camp, these were people waiting to be massacred. This would be like using images of 9/11 victims for a fashion show. But never mind, just a bunch of Africans, I guess. Who cares?http://time.com/4219645/kanye-yeezy-season-3-photo-rwanda/

                •  jenelope
                  +3

                  He is a disgusting human being. And I think I’m only half right about that.

  17. Heidi
    +35

    I am equal parts bemused, horrified and enraged when I look through these pictures. How did we get to this point? And can we ever turn around?

    • meme
      +5

      I don’t think so. My horror after perusing these abominations runs deep.

    • annemarieg
      +15

      Who is bankrolling/encouraging this absolute garbage? It is ridiculous, in the literal sense, worthy of ridicule. Let’s do.

  18. filmcricket
    +81

    Kanye is the living embodiment of the phrase “We all contain multitudes.” The man who hates the paparazzi marries into the most fame-hungry family alive; the man who can say (Tweet) horrible things about other people is also the one who spoke out ages ago about homophobia in hip-hop and supposedly helped the family deal with Caitlyn’s coming out; the man who is, if nothing else, a highly creative producer of music continues to make clothing that looks like it was rescued from the Dumpster behind American Apparel. He is baffling – and I suspect he is so even to himself.

    • Stefanie
      +4

      So true. SO VERY TRUE.

    • Kate
      +12

      I think the thing is, he probably doesn’t have the ability to really reflect on his own life. So, there is no bafflement to be had. He probably lives in a beautifully holistic world where all the pieces fit with no complexity or contradiction.

      OR

      I know a lot of folks say he is a total narcissist. But. I say the following from the POV of an adult with ADHD in a profession that needs effective ADHD management. And I am not trying to Internet diagnose, I promise.

      Sometimes I think he’s behaving like a person with srs ADHD and no coping skills. Mad creativity, sometimes startlingly so. Flitting here and there between things, losing interest, leaving things half developed. Sometimes really insightful (As Wendell Pierce observed avout his “George Bush hates Black people” blurt.) And sometimes skewering himself by HAVING NO FILTER.

      Well, all that and some SERIOUSLY effed up opinions, and a very big platform on which to share them.

      Just… Kanye, c’mon now. You’re just not supposed to talk about people like you do Taylor Swift. It’s not OK.

      •  Niki
        +18

        And this is why someone like Kim is just about the WORST kind of life partner. She’s a total narcissist. Flat out. She’s also not very bright or insightful or interesting. Someone like Kanye needs someone who really really gets him. Someone he can mentally spar. Help him channel his energy. Call him on his BS when he’s out of line. Teach him how to filter without squashing his spirit.

        Maybe Amber Rose was some of those things, which is why, IMO, she’s always be his great love. Kim is none of them.

        • Bridget
          +3

          Interesting thought. What would Kanye be like if he had a strong, smart partner?

    • Carolyn
      +1

      There is a write up by one of the extras on Jezebel.
      Their clothes were from thrift stores.
      You can’t tell which is which though.

  19. Buffy
    +10

    He fits right in with that family. Not sure who should be more insulted by that, not that they would consider it an insult.

    When is attention whoring going to go out of style?

  20. meme
    +19

    no woman with real breasts after having 2 children has bowling ball boobs like Kimbocile does.

  21.  BenevolentCabinetry
    +35

    I have crossed beyond loathing and disgust into just finding the whole lot of them hysterically funny. Nothing is more amusing to me than people who take themselves deadly seriously, especially when they are so unintentionally ridiculous. It’s like the whole world is in on the joke, except them.

    •  Another Kate
      +4

      First, I love your user name. Second, exactly! I feel like Caitlyn was thinking “I can do so much better than this! Have you SEEN my other outfits?!”

  22.  Ursie
    +6

    And the Kardashian-Jenner-West circus of horrors continues. It continues to baffle me that Kanye continues to be showered with adoration given his repeated failures as a designer and his straight-up shitty personality (and I’m not even a fan of T-Swift). Grow the F— up, you man child. In related news, a hilarious laundry list of Rules his models had to follow: http://www.papermag.com/here-are-the-set-of-rules-of-the-models-in-kanyes-yeezy-nyfw-show-1597912756.html

    •  DianeN
      +9

      I could never be one of his models. I don’t know how to be nateral or percautios, and I would always look at the jumbotron.

  23. GigiNYC
    +55

    Never have I seen a more self-satisfied, narcissistic, deluded group of people in my entire life. You can tell that they think they’re SO IMPORTANT and REVOLUTIONARY. Cultural pioneers. Real iconoclasts. In fact, they’re just so tiresome and exhausting. The Kardashian-Jenners have pervaded our culture like tear gas and they’re not going away any time soon. Frankly, I don’t even have the energy to hate them anymore. All I feel now is a deep weariness.

    Also, Kris, your boob cage is hideous.

  24. Kate
    +11

    *

    That sound you heard was airbrush tshirt stall proprietors in malls everywhere sighing.

  25. Liane
    +2

    In slide 3 Kourtney looks like she was shrunk in the dryer. Is she that much more wee than everyone else or is it the camera angle and the absence of the giant fur coat everyone else has on?

    •  lilywise
      +3

      She’s almost a foot shorter than Kendall — Kourtney is barely 5 feet tall, and Kendall is 5’10″.

  26. Ronnie
    +8

    the refuge crisis has gone West

  27. Shannon
    +14

    Since when is “moth eaten” a trend? Why is North dressed like a bird?

    • Linda
      +110

      North is trying to figure out if she can go live in London with Guy Ritchie, too.

      • wildviolette
        +11

        I’m howling, Linda. HOWLING.

        • cc
          +4

          Agreed. That’s the best comment about this entire circus.

          • Bambi Anne Dear
            0

            I’d add “snagged” to “moth eaten”. Someone posted a pic of Catilyn on facebook. Her knit honestly looked like she’d tried to get through a barbed wire fence.

  28. Reener
    +2

    I’m not trying to be creepy, but I swear I can see Kylie’s nipple. Or a nipple shadow? Whatever. Put them away, kid. The only people who want to see your nipples are a) there with you or b) not people who you should be allowing to see your nipples.

  29. Niki
    +18

    Although, I’ve gotta say, Kendall looks fantastic. That dress+boot outfit was really cute. I’d totally wear it. Her head looks great, and I love that she’s kept her own face. Her blank expression is more “smize” and less “botox frozen + severe kontouring” than everyone else in that family.

    • welshforjohn
      +5

      Even with all of the holes in it? You know you could make that at home rather than pay a ton of money for a dress or shirt with a bunch of holes in it. I don’t understand why people are paying so much money for clothes with holes in them that they could make themselves.

      • Niki
        +2

        Hmm, the original pics I say just had the holes on the bottom. Now that I do some research, yeesh. It’s also amusing that Caitlyn was wearing the exact same dress with a longer skirt underneath. Since everything was custom Balmain, was that intention or did they just run out of ideas?

  30. meggiemoo
    +29

    When I look at them, I just think that these are some deeply unhappy people, and I would not wish to be any of them, for any amount of money.

    • Carrie
      +2

      Everything here is SO sad looking, every last Kardashian/Jenner (except for that adorable little pipsqueak), Kanye, the clothes they are wearing, the clothes in the show, the models faces, the set/catwalk thing. It’s all monstrously depressing.

  31. Bella
    +6

    These are truly disturbed entities – not sure any more if they’re really human.

  32.  Steph
    +17

    I went through a range of emotions in this slideshow – starting with shock, then horror, then shock again, right to absolute gut-busting laughter (slide 14).

    Also, ALL of FugNation will honour you both, Heather and Jessica, with custom t-shirts. (Breton stripe, naturally.)

  33. Caitlin
    +20

    Did you all see the rules?? Because they are terrible/amazing.

    http://www.racked.com/2016/2/11/10972150/kanye-models-yeezy-season-3

    •  Rembry
      +5

      Funny that his memos are ALL CAPS also.

    • Seamyst
      0

      Jesus. Also, holy typos, Batman!

    • Kate
      +13

      The spelling mistakes in that list! My eyes!

      • Caitlin
        +12

        “BE CALM, BE STRONG, BE NETURAL
        DO NOT BREAK THE RULES”

        Natural or neutral?! I would hate to inadvertently break the rules..

        •  AmandaD
          +7

          And how are they supposed to find that magic balance between “loosen up, no stiffness” and “do not be casual” or “no fast movements” with “no slow movements”….

          • notemily
            +5

            Right, also between “behave as if no one was in the room” and “be aware of others”/”know that your actions reflect the group”…

        • Gillsans
          +1

          You gotta love it when one of the rules is DO NOT BREAK THE RULES.

      • Ericajeanine
        +10

        What exactly does “be percautios” mean?

    • Sally
      +5

      Although DO NOT TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES does seem like a reasonable request for models at a fashion show. Why would anyone need to be told that? (LYE DOWN????? – the memo is priceless.)

      • Nora
        +3

        Isn’t DO NOT TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES just one of the things we all learned about public behaviour when we passed the age of pulling our skirts over our heads? Unless it’s an extra layer and you’re too warm, of course, this isn’t something that should need to be on a list of instructions for adults.

        • Shannon
          +3

          Perhaps they too know how hideous these clothes are and thought models might rip them from their bodies in protest.

    • notemily
      +7

      This is seriously a found poem. “Quiet please / no whisper / no smile…”

    •  Another Kate
      +10

      Do NOT talk about Fight Club.

  34. Stefanie
    +3

    I’m about to get kicked off GFY island but I don’t think what is on Kim’s actual body is that bad. Sure it’s insane but the skirt is sort of interesting and the bulk of the coat is adding (hiding?) her body in a flattering way vs how she usually wears dusters that do weird things. It’s not skin tight and while it may be skin colored, I don’t feel like I can see every nook and cranny. The hair doesn’t really offend me because it’s clearly a wig and well it is what it is.

    The rest of the family looks…moth eaten. Khloe is literally in a body stocking, I too worry about Lamar, Kendall is like “why is there a hole in my sweater? Aren’t I above this shit yet?”, Kris is Kris and will be Kris until she dies, Kourtney is literally wearing a capri jumpsuit (I can’t believe I’m about to say this but maybe Scott was picking out her clothes?) Caitlyn looks confused. Kylie is planning her next snapchat story. And Kanye looks like a giant bag of douche. Seems about right, really.

  35.  BeautyMarks
    +18

    I am thinking of adding a codicil to my will requiring my daughters to dress in commemorative t-shirts bearing my (heavily airbrushed) likeness at my memorial service. All class, all the time.

    • Kate
      +8

      Well, in the case of the Kardiasijenners, the airbrushing part is dead on accurate. So there is that.

      • Shannon
        +3

        Kanye is such a trendsetter I imagine funeral homes will start including this service as part of their package.

        • KO
          +6

          This is actually not an uncommon thing. I’ve seen people wearing these shirts all over NYC for years.

          I’m Irish Catholic, we just drink and tell funny stories to commemorate our dead.

          • Sally
            +2

            As it should be.

          • katb
            +1

            These are common in the south, given out to wear at what is often called a “Going Home Celebration” rather than a funeral. I have one, plus a hat, from the very sad death of a 19 year old former student of my husband.

          • Visa Diva
            +3

            We’re Scandanavian, we drink and have potato heavy potlucks after the service.

  36. Kat
    +3

    There’s a lot I don’t understand about these outfits, but wth is Kourtney wearing? There’s no individual close up, but on the zoom bedazzled short suit? With a side of pizza and underboob as well?

    • Shannon
      +6

      I’m glad there’s no close up of Kourtney because whatever that dress is, I’m pretty sure she’s not wearing any underpants. Which brings me to the larger question of how in the heck is that comfortable to sit in? It would be like sitting on those beads that people used as doors in the 70′s.

    •  Mina
      +3

      Kourtney is wearing what Robin upthread has called has a “Sheer Bedazzled Flapper-y Knickers Jumpsuit.”

      I told a friend this morning that this garment is going to be the new LBD. Soon we will all be wearing the SBFKJ.

      • Alice_Fraggle
        0

        Are some of them wearing high-heeled jelly shoes? Also, Kris has a deranged look on her face.

  37.  Rembry
    +9

    I’ve been waiting for this post all morning (ET). Heather, Jessica and Fug Nationals, you did not disappoint. I have a serious question. Let me start with a full disclosure: I’m no fashionista – I just know what I like. Are these “designs” lauded in the industry? For reals? From what I can see , respectable fashion people like Anna Wintour and the Balmain guy are all about this. At least that’s the perception. What’s up????? Please help me understand!

    • wildviolette
      +2

      This is an awesome question, and actually tough to answer. I read a few things today that applauded the spectacle of it all as being entertaining, and a bunch of other reviews that focused entirely on the album he debuted. But I haven’t seen anything yet for this season’s line that says anything one way or another about the clothes. Previous seasons were critically mixed, if not negative.

    •  JanetP
      0

      My fashion-obsessed 16-year-old nephew who lives in Manhattan thinks that what Kanye is doing in fashion is genius. Something about “deliberate deconstruction,” I think, which to me sounds perilously close to derelicte.

      Ah! Here’s a link — maybe it will explain this all?
      http://newpurse.tumblr.com/post/15655731853/deconstruction-fashion-the-making-of-unfinished

    •  cilla
      +1

      It’s called PRETENTIOUS and the fashion industry adores it… in varying degrees. Ole Kanye here is on the ‘way way way over the top’ end of the pretentiosity (OK?) scale.

  38. Niki
    +6

    I love that the family all wore custom Balmain and NOT a Kanye design. At least Kim had the good sense to avoid that mistake again.

  39. Tricia
    +31

    Kanye looks less like he’s modeling the “Robert” side of the shirt and more like he’s taking a whiz in the corner. Poor Lamar has got to be thinking “I came out of a coma for THIS?” Kendall looks great, but she would look great in a burlap sack. Which is good because that’s what she’s wearing. What’s up with all the empty seats around Anna? Did she require a perimeter around her? Did all the other “fashion” people take one look at the catwalk and leave early? These are the questions that will keep me awake tonight.

  40. Jenz
    +3

    I think Kanye has been watching too many ’80′s apocalypse movies with a healthy showing of Barberella and Logan’s Run. I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder, etc. but how is this stuff ‘fashion’? It’s body suits, spandex and nipples.

    •  Michele H.
      +2

      “Body suits, spandex, and nipples…oh, my!”…sorry, that just ran thru my head, while I was, for some reason, imagining Kanye writing/directing a porn version of “The Wizard of Oz”…wow, what a horrible thought!

  41. Art Eclectic
    +11

    Oh, what fresh hell is this?

  42. KJ
    +2

    Seriously, you guys… did anyone else wonder what the heck Lady Gaga was doing there before reading the caption to see that it was Kim??!!? So confused about someone else’s life choices right now…

  43. Sandra
    +23

    Have they got pictures of A. Dubs in a compromising situation with Federer or something? Why is she there?

  44. Jenny
    0

    Funny that you lead with the Robert Kardashian shirt. I’ve been sucked into the whole OJ TV series and was curious how Robert and OJ met and became friends. Anyway, google led me to an article that LA Magazine had done right about the time of OJ’s civil trial. It is just so weird to read about a Kardashian and not the whole circus that they are now. There was a throwaway line in the article about Robert attending Khloe’s birthday party and Faye Risnik being there. The whole thing is just weird….especially when you read that Robert wasn’t really in contact much with OJ in the years leading up to the murders and then all of a sudden he devotes a year and a half to being a handler in the trial.

    I do feel bad for Lamar. Hopefully, he really does know what he is doing and he isn’t being exploited.

  45. Caroline
    +62

    He really dropped the ball on the chance to call this collection Season Threezy.

  46. Sennalina
    +5

    WORDS WRODS SWORD ORWDS DROWS etc etc
    Isn’t this ripped-up spanxtacula almost the same as what he did last time?
    Did he really say he hopes to design for Hermes?
    I can’t.

    • perletwo
      0

      Can’t really speak to either, but as to the Hermes thing, I’d point out that the bases for our old friends BAG and BAG 2.0: the NorthWesting of BAG, were both perfectly good Hermes bags before Kanye got hold of them. (North’s fingerpainting was perfectly presentable IMO BTW; it’s just the very idea of giving a HERMES to your infant to fingerpaint!)

  47.  Marte
    +32

    I like that there were a majority models of colour.

    • wildviolette
      +15

      I love that you found a silver lining in all this. And hells yeah, if there’s one thing – AND THERE IS ONLY ONE THING – that other designers can take from this show, it’s THIS!

      • Stefanie
        +4

        Yeah but I just saw elsewhere not everyone got paid for their work.

  48.  Chelle
    +10

    It has gotten to the point when I think ‘Okay. Enough with the practical jokes. Let’s do something else now.’ But then, it keeps going on and on. And on. When and where does it end?

  49.  Sarah
    +1

    I mean, who really cares.

  50. Kelly
    +3

    I decided last year that, as they are probably role models to somebody (save us) if they used their fame for good in any capacity then I would no longer begrudge them their fame and money. So I’ve been on the lookout and the only thing I have caught was that Kylie donated toiletries to a trans youth center. Good on her but I don’t know if any of the others have a charitable bone in their bodies. Does anyone know? All this to say, loathing them feels bad but just why why why wouldn’t they visibly do something good??? They would still look like clowns in these clothes but I would think it was awesome.

    •  Julie
      0

      I think that’s my problem with them too. I don’t read/watch/see them except for pretty much on here and I get enough of them through cultural osmosis anyway. But what have they ever done for anyone but themselves? Anything? They were rich to begin with. Ugh. Selfishness and narcissism in the extreme.

  51. Julia
    +17

    They look like a crew of yetis.

    • jillaurellia
      0

      That’s EXACTLY what I was thinking! Yetis. The sum total take away. Yetis.

      (I’m a Julia, too!)

  52. A.J.
    +18

    I was horrified before we even got to the clothes, talking about him making a video game out of his mother’s ascent to heaven. WHAT???

  53.  sooz
    +8

    Oh Heather, please please please tell me you are saving that pic of Anna for extensive future reuse! It is just everything.

  54. Bridget
    +14

    Even more disturbing to me than Kris’s boob cage dress is that one of her daughters (I can’t tell them all apart and don’t care to) seems to be wearing matching transparent dress. Mother-daughter exhibitionism! Ewww. What kind of mother does that? Our culture truly is in the toilet.

  55. Kristabelle
    +4

    This is a classic case of having more money than sense.

  56. Jayca
    +11

    This whole thing reminds me of the scene in Mean Girls where they cut holes in the boob area of Regina George’s shirt and she wore it anyway – so then the whole school of mindless drones did the same thing to their shirt. Everyone is too afraid to call these clothes what they are – crap – so they are all pretending he is some kind of genius and supporting this circus because they are afraid of being “uncool” or left out of something. I would KILL to know what AW actually thinks. She is critical of people wearing all black for crying out loud!

  57.  JD
    +1

    WTF did I just look at? (<= my feeling after ever slide)

  58. Patrick
    +2

    How are we allowing this to happen?? In what way is this fashion? How does he think he is talented? Its basically ripped up stockings. I wish they would all just go away.

  59. Nanc
    +29

    Slide 3–you could win a round of Fug Nation Bingo from this one slide! Pizza! Nips Ahoy! Look into pants! Look into shirts! Camel-toe alert! Boobs Akimbo! NAHB (needs a hair brush)! THOSE SHOES! Beige shoes, really? NAB! Needs a better lip color! Toe Overhang! OMG, is that a culottes jumpsuit or a badly done front slit?!

  60. JennDiagram
    +13

    I have always believed clothing should be pretty, or interesting, or comfortable, or useful. These garments possess none of those qualities. Damn, Kanye really is an innovator.

  61. Linda
    +8

    Was this thing called “Frozen Goes to Hell”?

  62. O
    +2

    I feel like there should have been a special shout out to Kourtney, who is wearing the most heinous thing I’ve ever seen. At first I thought it was a dress, but then I realized it was a bedazzled jumpsuit that ended in SHORTS. Bermuda length, at that.

  63. Lady Di
    +6

    I still have love for Kayne- for his album College Dropout and the genius song All Falls Down. PLUS his epic comment after Hurricane Katrina that “George Bush Hates Black People”. One of the bravest and truest statements anyone has had the guts to say about GWB on national tv. One of the main people responsible for the Kardashians is Ryan Secrest. He is producer of their shows I think. The other is KK’s partner on her sex tape.
    Also, those outfits are the fugliest so far in 2016.

    • welshforjohn
      +15

      I don’t and didn’t like George W. Bush and the situation in New Orleans after Katrina was despicable and inexcusable, but I think to say “George Bush Hates Black People” was extremely unfair. Were a lot of black people in New Orleans left to fend for themselves or basically left to die after Katrina? Yes. Does that mean “George Bush Hates Black People”? No. We do not know who are what he likes and hates as a person. Kanye made it personal rather than keeping it professional. Also, Bush is not the KKK and was never a white supremacist as far as I’m aware of. Should he have shown more concern for black people in New Orleans? Most definitely, but I think to call him out as a racist is kind of unfair. Although he was president and thus, commander in chief, the tragedy that was New Orleans after Katrina was a multitude of peoples’ faults, not just Bush’s. FEMA and its director, Michael D. Brown, as well as New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagan (who is black himself) were also largely responsible.

      Also, as much as I dislike George W. Bush and blame him, Cheney and Rumsfeld for the creation of ISIS/ISIL and think they should be charged with war crimes, I’m pretty sure Bush did a lot for people with HIV/AIDS in Africa (who are obviously black), if I remember correctly from what I read several years ago.

      Kanye is like a black Donald Trump to me. He’s a blow-hard, misogynistic, egomaniacal prick. I hate the Kardashians, but he treats Kim like his mannequin and he generally treats women terribly. He says the worst and meanest things about people. Just recently in his fight with Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa he dragged their little boy into it and said that he wouldn’t exist if it weren’t for him. He has no censors and I hate people with no censors. There’s a difference between being politically correct or “keeping it real”/saying what’s on your mind and just being a decent human being. Like Trump, he can’t even manage the latter. I have no respect for him as a person.

  64. Linda
    +5

    Here we go. The entire process from one of the “extras”. I’d say he’s lucky he got out alive.

    Apparently the song about Kanye having sex with Taylor also mentions Kim and Ray J sex tape. That’s great to play at your fashion show where your daughter is standing with her mother.
    Klassy.

    http://themuse.jezebel.com/i-was-an-extra-in-kanye-west-s-fashion-show-and-it-was-1758758736

  65.  Lee
    +2

    I actually laughed out loud at the slide 3 caption

  66. Jess
    +1

    I sometimes wonder if there’s an alternate universe in which Karlie Kloss is part of the Kardashians, just because her initials match.

  67.  D.Co
    +4

    Kris’ outfit is probably the worst among a plethora of ridiculous get-ups. Everytime I see her, the SNL skit with Kristen Wiig impersonating her and shouting “FOUR SISTERS!” comes to my mind.
    I am relieved to see Lamar’s doing better than I expected, but I am afraid he is being exploited for attention without his knowledge. Given he has proven to be a fragile person, this is a recipe for disaster. Speaking of which, I am always saddened to see Kylie – she always looks distant and out of place. Her older sisters chose to be in the limelight, she didn’t. Kendall seems to be doing exceptionally well – Kylie, not so much.
    As far as Kanye is concerned, I always had a soft spot for him (don’t judge!) but he appears to be even more delusional than usual nowadays. His clothes are hideous.

  68. Emily
    0

    Best description ever for the photo of Kim. I honestly thought I’d somehow clicked a GAme of Thrones recap. She is not a good blond.

  69. Susan in Dallas
    +3

    This is the true American Horror Story.

  70. welshforjohn
    +2

    Who is paying mad money for body stockings and shirts with holes in them? I’m disappointed Naomi Campbell participated as a model. The whole Kardashian-Jenner family looks vulgar, but Kim and Kris especially. Kris is showing as much, if not more, boob than Kim! Kanye has no taste and no design skills. He needs to just focus on music because although I’m not crazy about a lot of his music and lyrics, he does have some skills as a producer and rapper.

    Anna Wintour and other people in the fashion industry need to stop encouraging him. There are other up-and-coming black designers with so much more talent that deserve the attention and funding he gets. What a waste. Anyone with two eyes can see that his “clothes” are a joke. Not even a homeless person would wear them. I don’t even understand how they’re considered fashion. I guess he said that he wants to be the head designer at Hermès someday too. The delusion and narcissism lol

    Also, if that’s Balmain that the Kardashian-Jenners are wearing and not Kanye’s line, then Balmain has TRULY gone to hell.

  71.  Sweeter Beans
    0

    …I kinda like some of this. The use of color is interesting in places. I like the sock-like things with the triangles and stripes of color. Some of the crop tops and sweaters also show interesting use of shapes and color. Aaaannd some of it is just various shades and cuts of flesh-tone body stockings. But I guess I’ll say Good for Kanye that he acknowledged there’s more than one shade of flesh-tone. And the refugee inspiration really came through, and I don’t mean that in a bad way. Once I got past my gut-reaction of disdain for more of the Kanye-Kardashian nipples and flesh tones display, I saw some stuff that struck a cord or got me thinking. Classic Kanye: some genius but buried under loads of crap.

  72. Vida Diva
    +4

    Something nice: Kanye has a very diverse group of models. Real designers, take note.

    I’m picking Rob K for the win. Being estranged means he missed this circus.

    • Visa Diva
      +3

      Also, why are only the women dressed up? Kanye and Lamar look like they dressed for a Knicks game at the Garden.

    •  cilla
      0

      Yeah, ‘models’ who were paid $100/10 hours for this farce, some wearing thrift shop finds and told (in an incoherent memo) of what to do/not do/how to ‘model’. So professional Kanye…way to go.

      • Bambi Anne Dear
        0

        $10 an hour? He could pay them $100 and still afford a jet.

        • Alice_Fraggle
          0

          I’m pretty sure it’s $100 total for 10 hours of work. That’s what I understood from the article posted up higher from one of the models.

  73.  gryt
    0

    At least Mother hasn’t gone blonde yet. I did enjoy Kim (j/k); way to stay classy… [File under trying to hard.]

  74. Maria
    +3

    I hope Taylor Swift comes out and is like: Yo Kanye, my Keds were cuter than any of this mess!

    Seriously, this is HIDEOUS.

  75. Jackieannie
    +1

    Heather, Jessica may wear the shirt, but I don’t think you’ll get her to bag her pants like that.

  76. Edith
    +1

    So many QUESTIONS. Why is Kim BLOND?!? Why are their clothes moth-eaten? And why do I suspect that it’s actually Caitlyn who’s having fun, while Kris is actually miserable?

    But two positives: North is GLORIOUS, and that photo of Anna W looks like a poster for a movie I really want to see. I hope that she makes that her profile pic everywhere. Hell, I want to make it MY profile pic everywhere….

  77. tetra
    +2

    What the fug sums it up.

  78. kdsig
    +2

    The K-family are giving Barnum & Bailey a run for their money at the Garden this year!

  79. kate
    +14

    I live in Australia. I don’t understand any of this. I’m glad I’m far, far away.

  80.  cilla
    +3

    ‘Apocalyptic vanity spanx’… hilarious. Thank you.

  81. JodieB
    0

    I just.. I can’t.. I don’t.. WHAT IS THIS?!

    I’m actually wondering if I got knocked on the head and have spent months unconscious in a hospital bed and have just woken up, Rick Grimes style, to world gone mad.

    Please to see Lamar up and around, though. But rest of them, My God!

  82. Bambi Anne Dear
    0

    That first pic looks like Kanye’s taking a leak on the carpet.

    • Bambi Anne Dear
      +3

      And the last pic of Anna Wintour is hysterical, after seeing the preceding pics.

  83. QT 3.14
    +2

    Well, I blame Ryan Seacrest for this…..as their producer at E he is rolling in a lot of dough!!!

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