Zoey’s 30 Days of Press continues apace with the new Minions movie. The Minions are cute and amusing, and now there are monsters and it sounds like a fun tribute to Hollywood, and I’m glad everyone in this film is getting paid… but WHY do we need EYEBALL-CENTRIC MARKETING. THINK OF THE BLOGGERS. Okay, fine, think of the one blogger you have not actually heard of who really does not want to see eyeballs all around her. In the immortal words of Christine Daae, “THINK OF ME.”
