This is just flat-out perplexing as hell:

So, okay, this looks like a bodysuit for a giant that’s become unsnapped, right? Over a pair of thigh-high stockings? But I zoomed in on the photo so you don’t have to, and they’re NOT STOCKINGS, because her toes are running wild and free. I think — unless they’re stocking that EVAPORATED HALFWAY DOWN — what we’re looking at is a Bodysuit For a Suit With Perplexing Thigh Buttressing + Self Tanner (??) = CRAZY. I hope this is what her AOL show is about. This outfit specifically. I hope it’s called WHAT THE F AM I WEARING? and she just explains it to us.

[Photo: Getty]