The Fugroom


If this is wicked unflattering when she’s standing up, I can’t imagine how it’ll fall when she’s lounging around the Chateau Marmont. She’ll look like a grape-flavored tuffet.

A half-naked grape-flavored tuffet, no less. The Fruit of the Loom dudes would probably find that pretty erotic. Too bad for her they’re not real.

[Photo: Pacific Coast News]

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  1. Trace
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    I honestly don’t know who this girl is. What is she famous for?

    • Annie S.
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      Besides [temporarily - and allegedly] breaking up Timberlake and Biel? I have no idea either.

      • Krissy
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        I am all for a healthy sexual life, but she is a star-f*cker. She used to date Bryan Greenberg among MANY others. She actually wrote a book about her sex life. There was a really gross story about Brett Ratner (the director).

        Apparently she hooked up with Ratner for a while. One day she went into his trailer, and he was eating greasy shrimp with one hand and…pleasuring himself with other. She walked in on him and he finished.

        In the book he was anonymous, but Brett Ratner said that she was talking about him, but that she was angry because she had slept with him, but sometime later she came to audition, he didn’t remember who she was! He said at that time she had been calling herself “Lisa”. She also leaked lingerie pictures of herself with really nasty captions on them that she wrote with instagram (like really nasty, put it in my backdoor even though I am crying because it hurts-nasty).

    • Cristina
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      She was the token hot girl host on the G4 network. She managed to parlay that into something of an acting career.

    • yeahandalso
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      she hosted some show on G4 (I think it is like E! for videogame fans) and so she had this big nerd following which the PR machine has been trying and failing to spin into actual success. The Daily Show let her go after like 3 episodes, her sitcom flopped and she was edited out of Iron Man 2.

      (I’m really sad I knew all that off the top of my head, I hope people find my endless 2000′s gossip entertaining when I have Alzheimer’s and can’t remember by kids but I can remember Olivia Munn)

      • Breenah
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        I have a feeling I’m gonna be in the same old brain boat that you will be. At least we’ll be able to talk to each other, right?

  2. gail
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    She’s wearing the same sandals as Jaime King below! I don’t know who she is either…

  3. anny
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    An orange grape, at that. Fortunately, as we can see through her SHEER SKIRT, she’s wearing pants, so she won’t be a TOTALLY naked grape. (I wouldn’t be sliding into any seat she’d just vacated, though. Yecch.)

  4. theotherjennifer
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    me either but that is one heinous beach cover up masquerading as a dress.

  5. Jamie
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    She needs a stylist. Like, IMMEDIATELY.

  6. Lina
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    Belted bath towel, srsly. Not even Aniston was this bad.

  7. TaraMisu
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    Oh dear…. no. Sheer? Grape? And I have no idea who this is either LOL

  8. vandalfan
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    My goodness, she looks Hickory Smoked.

  9. H.C.
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    Not sure if that is an ill covered baby bump or just I’ll covered, period.

  10. yeahandalso
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    it looks like sheer fabric over a maternity swimsuit.. I mean I get it you don’t need to go all out if you’re just popping out for a drink but come on, just jeans and a tank would have been cuter.

  11. Kara
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    She looks second-trimester pregnant. I don’t think she is – I think she’s actually slim, but the dress makes her look a solid six months pregnant.

  12. gin_in_teacups
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    I like it. Because I think she is terrible and this makes her look as terrible as I think she is. I’m ungenerously taking pleasure in that.

    • joey
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      Hee, this also gave me some schadenfreude-ish joy, I think she’s just awful.

  13. froggiefrenchie
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    I might be the only one here but i think she is really funny! Okay she seems to be wearing a midget maternity dress i agree. But to me she’s sexy, a little slutty and unapologetic.

  14. Highland Fashionista
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    Yeaaah…this is….well…..see through purple. Too short, too tight, too sheer…..what’s not to love?

  15. Gen
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    Whenever I see her, I always think that she looks cheap. Kind of the opposite effect of Cate Blanchett who could make anything from Forever 21 look like it just fell from the runway from wherever fashion week!

  16. Shiitake
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    This wouldn’t look good in the privacy of your own home with the lights off.

  17. Caroleena Stantonova
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    This is a swimsuit cover up. Later, following numerous glasses of bubbly, she’ll be taking a dip in the pool. And the water will turn a brilliant shade of purps.

  18. Sajorina
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    What do you mean the Fruit Of The Loom guys are not real? They have a band and sing in commercials on TV… I’ve seen and heard them! And, I love them!!!

  19. Celeste
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    I don’t know what’s worse; this get-up or the fact that she screwed that pig Brett Ratner.

  20. Kristin
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    She’s pretty much known only for her great figure, so think how bad this would look on anyone else.

  21. Asi
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    Fabulous, gorgeous look , Awesome pictures
    , Parfum shalimar

  22. JENNY
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    How is it that in bikinis she looks slammin’, but in clothes not so much??