SAGs Awards Fug Carpet: Kaley Cuoco


WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?

I mean… this is a wig. And who knows why she decided to wear a wig — my theory, as you guys know, is that there’s nothing wrong with wigging it up if you want (I mean, if Tyra has taught us anything, it is that) — but I wish someone would explain to me why she is wearing such a TERRIBLE wig. She has the funds and the resources for a much better wig than this. And if it’s NOT a wig, then HEADS SHOULD ROLL.

I didn’t like the dress either. Maybe the wig was just DISTRACTION:

She looks like someone removed a portion of her calves.

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Comments (62):

  1. Sylvia
    +2

    I cannot get past that wig. It is causing me physical pain.

  2. val.
    0

    She… this… I mean… I have no words, obviously.
    It’s awful, and she looks kind of haggard in that close-up. What happened?

  3. Kiki
    0

    I thought it was a wig too but the more I look at the close up it looks like a ponytial that is on the top of her head and she brushed down to look like hair ANd she cut bangs in it?

    Whatever it is, it’s just so weird and now makes me a little concerned because no-one would wear a wig this bad without a reason, right?

    • Lyric
      0

      Yes, that is called a bad wig sitting on top of all of her real hair and making her head look huge.

  4. Reg
    0

    her head scares me. she looks like she is 50 yrs old and that dress makes her look like she is a few inches tall. who let her leave her house like that???

  5. linda
    +1

    It’s like mirrors don’t exist where she comes from.

  6. qwertygirl
    0

    I hope her date brings her a nice wrist corsage.

  7. Pamela
    +1

    She is a pretty girl but she looks 50 in that awful wig and old lady dress. Red is not a good color for her, either.

    FAIL.

  8. Eliza Bennett
    0

    WOW. That is REALLY REALLY bad. With Kaley, it’s usually bad hair oR bad outfit, but damn, she went for both.

  9. Eliza Bennett
    0

    You guys, those f*cking shoes! Want to unsee!

  10. Jeanie
    0

    Wow – so so bad from wig to toe.

  11. Beth C.
    0

    Her makeup artist should be fired. Her eyeliner is making her crosseyed on top of everything else.

  12. Amber
    0

    I liked the dress, although I think it could have been an inch longer (graze the floor) or an inch shorter (show some ankle), but mostly I liked it. But her hair (and face!). I thought it looked like she’d just had highlights that went a little too blond (compared to golden globes, when she had some serious root action). And I really didn’t want to say anything about her face, but I keep thinking she looks a little like LiLo/cheek implant. I think Kaley has a tendency to purse her lips in a weird way, but it seems overboard here.

    • Sarah
      0

      I think the dress would have been cute as a tea length. Not ground breaking or anything, but cute enough.

  13. Stefanie
    0

    Holy smokes. I didnt even see her on Sunday. Yikes.

  14. Aphy
    0

    The hemline is far too juvenile and great googily moogily her hair is terrible. Her hair reminds me of that helmet head hairdo that Nancy Grace wears. yikes. Even her make up is bad. It’s far too dark and thick.

  15. Gigi
    0

    This is the other character Kristen Wiig did for SNL that didn’t get aired – the sister to the singer with the tiny little arms and hands.

  16. Jennipher Lewis
    0

    Honestly thought it was Suzanne Somers. WOW!

  17. Kat
    0

    That is Nancy Grace Level helmet hair right there. Holy mother of pearl.

  18. Tiffany
    0

    I don’t think the dress is that bad…I don’t like the length, but the shape and color don’t bother me that much. I feel so bad for her, she is so gorgeous but on red carpets her stylist always fails her! The wig looks awful. So, so bad. It didn’t have to be this way, she is so pretty and has a great body!

  19. Tiffany
    0

    I don’t think the dress is that bad…I don’t like the length, but the shape and color don’t bother me that much. I feel so bad for her, she is so gorgeous but on red carpets her stylist always fails her! The wig looks awful. So, so bad. It didn’t have to be this way, she is so pretty and has a great body!

  20. Alicia
    0

    She looks like a Christmas tree.

  21. Lisa
    0

    Good grief, how can an attractive woman look so bad? Hair(wig), makeup, dress, it’s all awful.

  22. Fawn
    0

    Look, I know there are time (we all have them) when you don’t want to do your hair. Next time, just do what the rest of us do and put it in a ponytail. That would have been SO much better than this awful wig.

  23. Cat
    0

    This is awful. Just awful. The wig is atrocious (please please please let it be a wig) and the dress is a terrible length on her. Where did her legs go? In all honesty, the dress itself is not that bad– the color is pretty and I like the lace overlay. However, it looks like it’s strangling her chest and the length is all wrong. Kaley, fire whomever let you walk out of the house like this. YUCK!

  24. Chelsea
    0

    I actually like the dress (at least compared to what she usually wears) but the shoes and the hair… YIKES.

  25. Cas
    +1

    I DON”T GET THIS!!??? What the hell was she going for with this look? She makes like a Zillion bucks a year on that CBS crap fest, she can’t spring for a top shelf wig? She can’t hire hair people who know what the hell they’re doing? She can’t hire make up people who pile on 8 pounds of cheap looking makeup? She HAS to buy a dress that June Carter Cash rejected? This fills me with rage. All this and this crazy chick is only in her 20′s!!!!!!!

  26. Victoria
    0

    Pretty dress, crappy hair

  27. Bottle Ginger
    0

    The dress is SO close to being fabulous, except for the length. A little longer and it would have been floor length, a little shorter and it would have been “New Look”. My guess is that it was cut for a much taller model, and was meant to hit at mid-calf.

    And I think it is a wig, because her cranium looks so disporportionate. Look at her head as a whole, it’s all wrong.

    • Amander
      0

      I totally agree! That wig actually makes her head deformed somehow. It’s bad, AND it isn’t even sitting right on her head…it’s like up an inch or two from her skull, and it makes her face look small in proportion. That is a weird, weird, bad wig. Maybe she had some sort of brain surgery, and there are yards of gauze under it? And that’s why it’s sort of floating above where her actual head would end? That is the only explanation I can come up with that would make her choice to wear that make sense.

  28. Sandra
    0

    She lost a bet to the boys, surely? Or maybe was showing Mayim that sleeveless can in fact be just a frumpy as covered-up? I don’t even…..

  29. Kathryn F.
    0

    I just don’t understand how someone so cute and normal-looking on TV can look so consistently BAD at events. She makes that weird closed-lip smile, piles on the slap, and chooses these strangely stumpifying dresses. I don’t get it! Please fire all your people, Kaley, and start fresh with some natural colored/textured hair, about five pounds less makeup, and a long, slim-cut gown. Also, your teeth are fine. Show them!

  30. wordphreak
    0

    Her makeup kind of sucks, too.

  31. Zoe
    0

    Thank you so much for this outlet to say how horrifying this is. She is constantly just left of centre with her style! So lovely a gal deserves someone to help her. I mean, somebody help this woman. Aiee.

  32. G
    0

    Her hair looks like a blonde, shorter Elvira wig. I physically flinched when I saw this- it’s terrible!

    And the length of the dress… it’s like Alice got stuck mid-shrink.

    • Erin
      0

      Yes! I got the Elvira vibe, too. I keep wanting to say “shhh… it’s a wig.” (am secretly ashamed I watched that episode of Honey Boo Boo)

  33. vodka gimelet
    0

    She was/is so cute on TBBT, but here? She looks terrible. I worry that she might be ill or something, why else would you wear the worst wig ever? Her face looks very odd to me as well. The dress. Hmmm, the best I can say is what a pretty color.

  34. Kara
    0

    Oh thank you! I saw this on Sunday and was like “The hell?” She can afford a GOOD wig! This one is terrible. And she looks absolutely stumpy in this thing. A complete miss, head to toe.

  35. 7kellx
    0

    I can’t even with this. The sad part is what’s happening from the neck up is actually sooooo much better than what’s happening from the neck down. Which is really sad because she totally is rocking a wig that’s way worse than any of the craptastic wigs the twilight cast fashioned for 5 films. I need to sit down.

  36. Libby
    0

    This is devastating to me. I thinks she’s the cat’s pajamas, but the hair, the dress, the satiny matchy shoes and the painted makeup…I am so sad. She deserves so much better

  37. Katharine
    0

    That dress was such a scrolldown fug of horror I forgot about the wig. “Oh, that’s nice, the bodice fits really well, nice colour OH MY GOD!”

  38. Vandalfan
    0

    Is she trying to masquerade as Elle Fanning?

  39. JaniceG
    +1

    I thought the dress would actually have worked ok on a taller woman but the makeup and wig make her resemble a drag queen trying to look like Cher.

  40. Emma
    0

    So phenomenally weird.

  41. Nancy
    0

    Was she going for a Joan Jett vibe with her hair? And did she think that it’d clashy-cool with the twee-ness of the dress? Bummer.

  42. Kyasarin
    +1

    The dress is an “almost” for me. If it were shorter or floor-length, I’d be all over it. The hair, though, is unconscionable. Who let her out like that?

  43. ark
    +1

    She looks like Darryl Hannah in Blade Runner.

  44. Mac
    +2

    I had to look up how old she is because I seriously doubted she’s as old as she looks here. She’s 27! TWENTY-SEVEN, you guys, and she’s doing that to herself. Whoever let her out of the house like that should be tarred and feathered.

  45. fritanga
    +1

    This is like Britney at her lowest ebb. Wow. She looked so good at that last thing, too, in that fairytale-ish gown (even if it was a little twee).

    But this? Scary and inexplicable.

  46. Sajorina
    +1

    I love the dress, but the styling is terrible! Hair = Wrong! Makeup = Wrong! Shoes = Wrong! FUG!!!

  47. Janiekettles
    +1

    She’s one of the only people who can actually work a vest top, pyjama shorts and Uggs, for God’s sake – and then….THIS?? Incredible. Kaley should stick to ‘casual’, maybe…..Pretty kid, but, oh, mama…..

  48. Cassie
    +1

    The wig is hideous. That and the make-up make her look old. The dress is beautiful except for the length. It need to be shorter or longer.

  49. bholden
    +1

    she looks like Alice in Wonderlands white trash cousin. I think to myself who ok’s this to go out the door?

  50. Franziska
    +1

    The dress itself isn’t too bad, it’s just the wrong length. I’d fire the hair and make-up person. Honestly, my mum looks better and she’s 74 years old.

  51. leah
    +1

    I quite like the dress, even though the length is all wrong. But holy crap with the hair. Jeezum. What was she thinking??

  52. Evalyn
    +2

    Her eyes are crossed, her lips are pursed, her toes are pointed in. Girl needs to pee.

  53. Carla in Kentucky
    +1

    She looks like the bad Madame Tussauds version of Kaley Cuoco.

  54. mepe
    +1

    That hair is weird…really really weird. You have to wonder what she was going for here. It is seriously a helmet. Maybe she lost a bet with someone? I’m dying to know the back-story on this one.

  55. Lily1214
    +1

    Like the wig.

  56. Lily1214
    0

    One more comment here I feel is necessary. The gown makes her appear 3 ft tall.