Why is this happening?
Is it because I stopped watching Glee?
Are you trying to TORTURE ME into watching it again? Because this…wait. No. Nothing will make me watch Glee again — recently, one of our readers compared quitting Glee to seeing the ocean for the first time, and it’s true that I do feel very happy now that I’m not spending two hours a week complaining about it (almost as happy as the people to whom I was complaining). But if you’re open to compromise, I’ll proffer a deal: kill the dress, and I’ll stop talking about how terrible it is. Do we have an agreement?
