I cannot believe we were not invited to this event. On top of the fact that Intern George has literally not once ever shown up to work, I am beginning to think he doesn’t even care about us.

PS: For those of you (like me!) dying to see what Amal wore, the non-candid wedding snaps (including, surely, THE GOWN) are exclusive to Vogue* and have not yet popped up for our perusal.  That being said, this collection of photos proves that everyone looks glamorous ON a boat and slightly scared BOARDING a boat, and that Venice is romantic and beautiful. Let’s add it to the Fug Nation Tour of the World.*

*LATE BREAKING: This was a LIE. They’re confirmed exclusive to Hello! and People, which makes way more sense and is also exciting because this means I’ll get them in my mailbox. The dress is allegedly Oscar de la Renta.

[Photos: Pacific Coast News, AKM/GSI, Fame/Flynet]