Rachel’s head is par excellence:
And her gown is rosy, ill-fitting narcolepsy. I try not to judge too harshly by adherence to theme, because some of them are hard to follow, but seriously, did anyone put ANY thought into this, or did the people at Ralph Lauren** just fish it out of a musty closet somewhere and hope it fit her? She’s REGINA FREAKING GEORGE, PEOPLE. She fractured her spine and she still looked like a rock star. I want more for her.
** I had seen it reported as Calvin Klein, but it’s apparently Ralph, and now that I think about it, there ARE some similarities with Lupita’s better cape dress from the Golden Globes. Should’ve figured that one out. I AM FIRED.
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