Make It Or Fug It

Look, I really love Cassie Scerbo here. She was so funny and good on Make It Or Break It, and any time Heather and I do Fantasy Casting for MESSY/SPOILED, she is at the top of our Brooke Berlin wish list (along with Candace Accola and Ashley Benson. So, you know: TV’s sassiest blondes).  So what I am about to say, I say with great affection:

Oh, honey. No.

[Photos: Getty]

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Comments (25):

  1. theotherjennifer

    wasn’t Coachella *last* month?

  2. Kara

    I don’t know who she is, but what in the hot, crispy hell is she wearing?

    I actually don’t hate the shirt. If she were wearing it with plain ol’ jeans, it would be fine, I think. Not the best! Shirt! Ever!, but passable. But those shorts look like something you’d wear to bed, and those shoes are beyond help.

  3. Kristen

    I hope you ladies find yourselves in the uncomfortable position of tugging the Spoiled red carpet :)

  4. TaraMisu

    Ack those shorts! I think I had some very similar ones in the 80′s, but mine had pink pigs on them. Joe Boxer maybe?? Anywho…. no. And no to that footwear.

    • Kara

      They TOTALLY look like boxers.

      • Maretha2

        I have to confess that in a moment of weakness and/or blindness, I bought those shorts. When I tried them on at home, my young son asked, “Are those new pajama bottoms?” Thankfully tags were still attached and back to the store they went!

  5. Claire

    Awww, Lauren Tanner. I loved her crazy outbreak of detective skills in the final episode.

  6. Amanda Also

    Anthropologie outfit. I’m not digging their stuff this season.

  7. Shiitake

    I’m fourteen, and just got out of my summer remedial Algebra II class.
    Light my coffin nail, would’ya?

    • deee

      I was just going to write that my 15 year old would think she had died and gone to heaven if I let her wear that outfit.

  8. Susannah

    That is one powerfully stumpifying outfit.

  9. AM

    At least, young lady, those shorts need to be ye dreaded “sensible walking shorts”, and not look quite so much like underwear. And the shoes, I just don’t get. They look like my fleecy bed socks, not that I would ever wear such a thing around the house.

  10. Miss Louise

    Everything has been said about the shorts and footwear. Can I add – that mini-satchel is just wrong to bring to an event. NIce legs, though, even in that stumpifying get-up.

  11. Crystal

    F an A. Ankles should not be shrouded in misery when the temperature is above 75 degrees. Even a girl like me with cankles should parade them when the weather is warm.

  12. Joey

    Totally Brooke Berlin-looking in the face and hair! But Brooke Berlin wouldn’t be caught dead in this nonsense outfit would she? That said, I see heaps of girls wearing stuff like this, so it’s the style of the time, no? Just not a good style.

  13. anny

    If Wal-Mart had a red carpet.

    • ML

      “… and we have game, set, match.” [Wimbledon-esque announcer voice; polite clapping]

  14. vandalfan

    Along with “Oh, Honey, No” this deserves a nice, firm “Bless her heart.”

  15. Danica

    I think the fact that you spelled her name “Candace” is your subconscious telling you she is OBVIOUSLY the best sassy blonde for the job.

  16. Houstonrufus

    The only thing here that wins my approval are the Dorothy Zbornak boots.

  17. Eli

    Aiyee. This just reignites my rage that I did not get to see the Oh-lympics on MIOBI.

  18. Sajorina

    Actually, it’s Candice Accola & I like your fantasy choices for who would play Brooke Berlin!

  19. caroline

    I like the shirt. It would be cute with plain jean shorts.

  20. Lily1214

    No kidding, I saw this outfit at my local Goodwill.

  21. danielcraigforevah

    I vote Ashley Benson for the Brooke Berlin role! She would be perfect!