Make It Or Fug It


Look, I really love Cassie Scerbo here. She was so funny and good on Make It Or Break It, and any time Heather and I do Fantasy Casting for MESSY/SPOILED, she is at the top of our Brooke Berlin wish list (along with Candace Accola and Ashley Benson. So, you know: TV’s sassiest blondes).  So what I am about to say, I say with great affection:

Oh, honey. No.

[Photos: Getty]

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  1. theotherjennifer
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    wasn’t Coachella *last* month?

  2. Kara
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    I don’t know who she is, but what in the hot, crispy hell is she wearing?

    I actually don’t hate the shirt. If she were wearing it with plain ol’ jeans, it would be fine, I think. Not the best! Shirt! Ever!, but passable. But those shorts look like something you’d wear to bed, and those shoes are beyond help.

  3. Kristen
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    I hope you ladies find yourselves in the uncomfortable position of tugging the Spoiled red carpet :)

  4. TaraMisu
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    Ack those shorts! I think I had some very similar ones in the 80′s, but mine had pink pigs on them. Joe Boxer maybe?? Anywho…. no. And no to that footwear.

    • Kara
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      They TOTALLY look like boxers.

      • Maretha2
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        I have to confess that in a moment of weakness and/or blindness, I bought those shorts. When I tried them on at home, my young son asked, “Are those new pajama bottoms?” Thankfully tags were still attached and back to the store they went!

  5. Claire
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    Awww, Lauren Tanner. I loved her crazy outbreak of detective skills in the final episode.

  6. Amanda Also
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    Anthropologie outfit. I’m not digging their stuff this season.

  7. Shiitake
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    I’m fourteen, and just got out of my summer remedial Algebra II class.
    Light my coffin nail, would’ya?

    • deee
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      I was just going to write that my 15 year old would think she had died and gone to heaven if I let her wear that outfit.

  8. Susannah
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    That is one powerfully stumpifying outfit.

  9. AM
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    At least, young lady, those shorts need to be ye dreaded “sensible walking shorts”, and not look quite so much like underwear. And the shoes, I just don’t get. They look like my fleecy bed socks, not that I would ever wear such a thing around the house.

  10. Miss Louise
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    Everything has been said about the shorts and footwear. Can I add – that mini-satchel is just wrong to bring to an event. NIce legs, though, even in that stumpifying get-up.

  11. Crystal
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    F an A. Ankles should not be shrouded in misery when the temperature is above 75 degrees. Even a girl like me with cankles should parade them when the weather is warm.

  12. Joey
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    Totally Brooke Berlin-looking in the face and hair! But Brooke Berlin wouldn’t be caught dead in this nonsense outfit would she? That said, I see heaps of girls wearing stuff like this, so it’s the style of the time, no? Just not a good style.

  13. anny
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    If Wal-Mart had a red carpet.

    • ML
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      “… and we have game, set, match.” [Wimbledon-esque announcer voice; polite clapping]

  14. vandalfan
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    Along with “Oh, Honey, No” this deserves a nice, firm “Bless her heart.”

  15. Danica
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    I think the fact that you spelled her name “Candace” is your subconscious telling you she is OBVIOUSLY the best sassy blonde for the job.

  16. Houstonrufus
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    The only thing here that wins my approval are the Dorothy Zbornak boots.

  17. Eli
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    Aiyee. This just reignites my rage that I did not get to see the Oh-lympics on MIOBI.

  18. Sajorina
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    Actually, it’s Candice Accola & I like your fantasy choices for who would play Brooke Berlin!

  19. caroline
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    I like the shirt. It would be cute with plain jean shorts.

  20. Lily1214
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    No kidding, I saw this outfit at my local Goodwill.

  21. danielcraigforevah
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    I vote Ashley Benson for the Brooke Berlin role! She would be perfect!