Also, y'all: Mario Lopez. We have to talk about him. He keeps trying to get me to teach him the "(You Drive Me) Crazy" dance but he will not accept the fact that I can't teach it to him without a chair. Why do people keep asking me to do that dance without giving me a chair or Melissa Joan Hart to sit on? Also, whenever we talk about it, I start thinking about how I am sad that people don't settle disagreements with dance-offs anymore JUSTIN.