Kat Grafug


If this were not a bra top, I might be more tolerant.

But it is, so instead I’m cranky. Also, I don’t think the skirt part does anything flattering for her pelvis at all, so that’s another strike. You KNOW how I feel about pelvic flattery. And now I wish John Slattery would be revealed to have some kind of pelvis-thrusting addiction so that we could all start calling him Ol’ Pelvic Slattery, but I suppose that won’t happen. At least the purse reminds me of the packaging on an individually wrapped mint — a giant one, clearly — and so the idea of her tearing it open with her teeth later and then gnawing on a Certs the size of a Frisbee is giving me wonderful mental images to make up for the fact that Ol’ Pelvic Slattery is not a real thing.

Then this happened for the actual show:

That is a very nondescript pinkish dress whose sole point in life is for you to see through to her knickers. Perhaps I should be congratulating it on achieving its one and only purpose, therefore going 1-1 on its agenda and allowing it to retire with no regrets. Instead I just wish they’d gotten a shot of her walking to see what that abominable front slit did to stir up trouble.

[Photo: Getty]

 

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Comments (19):

  1. Reg
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    no idea who this person is, but her facial expression in both are priceless: “they made me wear it. whatevs”

  2. lilywise
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    She is so pretty, and these hideous garments are doing nothing highlight that. I like the idea of the second one, if it weren’t screaming at me with its sheerness and slittedness. The basic silhouette in a lovely color and soft fabric would be lovely and show off how gorgeous her genetic material is.

  3. Scouse Helen
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    Picture 1 is “low rent snow queen themed kiss-o-gram on her way to the post office”.

    Picture 2 is just zzzzzzz. How many dresses have we seen like this? Flashing your granny knickers through a net curtain is not alluring.

  4. Helen
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    Sigh.

  5. Rachel
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    Ugly, ugly clothes, but I have to say: she is totally pulling off that hairdo.

  6. Art Eclectic
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    That’s two outfits that belong in a dumpster.

  7. witjunkie
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    I could’ve even -reluctantly- lived with a less busy bra top. I like the tinsly sleeves (festive!) but they are wasted on that mess.

  8. Erin
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    Blech.
    Bra top, ill-fitting, white sheerness….
    I’m done.

  9. Esme
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    What the hell is she thinking? And I think the bag looks like one of those Ghirardelli chocolate wrappers–Yumm.

  10. Miriam
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    Thought #1 was uber-horrific, only to be topped by #2. Fug madness, indeed.

  11. filmcricket
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    Oh dear God. Why, why?

    I kind of love those giant candy clutches. They remind me of the Zagnut bar Beetlejuice waves around to attract the fly so he can eat it, but they’re fun in a ridiculous kind of way.

  12. Vandalfan
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    Worse and worser.

  13. Rayna
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    She is so beautiful and these dresses are so awful!

    Can we please be done with cutouts and undergarments visible to the general public?

  14. jenny
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    That mint commentary is the best thing that happened to me today. The mental image is just fantastic.

  15. ak
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    My god, this whole post is so loopy and delightful. Ol’ Pelvic Slattery indeed.

  16. Edith
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    See, when *I* daydream about John Slattery with a pelvic-thrusting addiction, it’s not because I like the nickname….

  17. KB
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    Not sure who this is, but it’s a little ’90s Janet Jackson to me. Except not cool because it’s not Miss Jackson.

  18. Lily1214
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    Mermaid?

  19. Bambi Anne Dear
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    I can only see a bag.