Denise Richards looks ROUGH.
She could stand to lose about a foot of fried hair. And lay off the tanning/tanner.
First thing I thought. It might be because her photo followed so many much younger people (even Tatyana Ali is 9 years younger), but between the tan and too much hair … no, girl.
The tan is really bad… She’s so pretty…and all that shiny tan ages her unnaturally.
Denise looks like the human equivalent of day-old hash browns: Fried but soggy and not nearly as delicious as she used to be.
Zendaya looks like she stole Blanche Devereaux’s comforter and made a jacket and shorts. Or maybe they used to be the drapes from the old Isle of Capri in Bossier City.
I am concerned that Bridgit Mendler is wearing a romper, acid washed or no.
WITH MOTHERF’ING BLACK TIGHTS!!!!!!
Well at least I recognized Selena and Denise. However, I must admit I know the former only because of GFY!
Strunk and White would be rolling in their graves over 90% of the song lyrics these days. Someone pass the pepper so I can season my copy of Elements, please…
As a linguist trying to fight the good fight for the passive tense, I am against Strunk and White. (I know, right? How could that be? Why?!? See fellow linguist Geoffrey Pullum’s article “50 Years of Stupid Grammar Advice”)
My main concern is, how can I be a truly cranky old lady if I don’t get upset by the grammar of dumb song lyrics?!? At least I can still hate rompers. Aside from everything else, they just seem to make it so complicated to go to the bathroom. I can’t even imagine how much extra work the tights underneath make it…
Am I the only one who thinks those shoes are age inappropriate for Zenaya Coleman? Too high. Too bondage. Not to mention a bit much for Disney.
(full disclosure: I’m so over the ultra high stripper/hooker f—-me pump)
Agreed! It’s very weird seeing 14 year olds in stripper heels. Save it for when you’re older, ladies.
Also, why is Bella Thorne writing a book? Is this Disney’s new thing? Take the ones who really can’t sing (even with autotune), and slap their name on a paperback?
I cant get over the fact that Zendaya is wearing the same combo a 30something fashion editor at Instyle chose for one of her “shop like a fashion editor” pieces! I have to say…it looks cute on someone that young. Agree about the shoes, though!
She does look great here! I’ve really come to admire Zendaya as I watch her on DWTS, for someone so young she is doing amazingly well. She has a fierce attitude and I hope she goes far without succumbing to the ill effects of so many other Disney stars.
Denise did an episode of “Kickin’ It Disney” (yes, that apostrophe needs to be there). Thankfully I found this out from the Google machine and didn’t just straight-up know it.
I know we are not supposed to do this, but I totally hope that when you’re Kickin’ it Disney, there is a buffet, or a sandwich, something. If that won’t get me in enough trouble, she is also dangerously tan.
In closing, she looks awesome in orange.
But didn’t you say you were CONCERNED about the ora-
Oh, you mean the dress. Carry on, then.
Denise might be there because she has a new show on ABC Family? (You know, keeping it all within the House of Mouse.)
I’m scared by the fact I know like all of these people.
Ooooooh, you’re right. I briefly forgot ABC Family = Disney. Ditto Cassie, I guess, if only in the past. RIP Sasha Beloff.
The show is called “Twisted”! I saw the pilot and it is very good!
I always thought there had to be some tiny segment of the population that could make formal shorts work, and we have found it! Beautiful, graceful teenagers (all six of ‘em) can pull them off.
Looks like Tatiana Ali’s dress crashed into a Quimper platter.
I had to Google that, and it was worth doing. Hilariously accurate!
Woah. That is a TREMENDOUS amount of fug happening on that carpet.
Selena Gomez’s skirt looks really awful too me! What shape is that? I can’t really make sense of it.
Neither could the designer.
I see the starlets are one by one falling fashion victim to gaudy, not-well-mixed prints, digital and otherwise. How long will this theme be abused?
I’m amused by the fact that Selena appears to have tiny mouse ears, based on her unfortunate position in front of the backdrop.
Also, Deadmau5 is going to be hopping mad when he gets a good look at that statuette…
I wonder if I will ever get to the point when I will see a Make It or Break It reference on this site and not be bitter about it being cancelled before the OH-lympics. Probably not.
Having no idea who Bella is, I think she looks adorable. I want that dress! Also the necklace/shoes add an unexpected color. Pretty. Also I think Selena’s skirt is pretty in other pictures…though I think she always look cute enough equalize any weird stuff she wears.
You know Justin Bieber is googling where to get Sabrina Bryant’s diaper pants right now. And then he’s going to send them to his pants-crotch-letter-outter (because, obvs, regular tailors don’t do that)
Zenyaya looks amazing!!
I like Zendaya’s shorts suit but I hate, hate, hate the prim little blouse buttoned up to the neck. I almost always hate those but it is particularly offputting when worn with jungle print and tiny shorts.
Denise Richards, one word: scary.
Selena’s skirt has a (whisper) scrotum.
I just clicked on this article to say: I HATE the Radio Disney channel. We got it for a free month when we bought our car. It’s the worst! All the announcers and all the songs made me want an icepick in the eardrum. So, I am filled with vengeful glee that the award statuette for this show is the worst awards statuette I’ve ever seen. It is so dumb.
Bella Thorne: Her shoes are really out of focus on my screen. I imagin(eer)ed she was doing the Harlem Shuffle all the way down the red carpet. Or maybe she was doing the peepee dance. heh.