These two outfits really could not be more different, other than the umbilical cord of lunacy that yokes them.

 

Lady Gaga

This is perfect for the demure crackpot in your life, who loves Scarlett O’Hara and yearns for the day when it will be socially appropriate to host a Civil War Ouija Board party.

Lady Gaga

And this — which she seems to have worn the same night, but later, or possibly underneath the other — is for the nutball cat burglar in your circle of friends who wants nothing more than to be caught immediately and turned into a movie. If she robbed the above seance, maybe she’d have a shot.

[Photos: Splash and Flynet]