Here, we have the friends: Charlotte is on the left, and her name here is Mouse, and she's all serious and earnest about boys (although her "I just had an internship in DC" wardrobe is more Miranda). Which she did. Samantha is the one in the middle, Maggie, who drinks a lot and -- we learn later -- has had SEX. Shh. I guess that makes her boyfriend Walt our Miranda, which works because Cynthia Nixon's hair when SATC started was unfortunately not styled all that differently than his. Walt wears things that he saw on Rob Lowe in Interview magazine (and his preppyness might actually give him a touch of the Charlottes), and -- we learn later -- probably also would like to sleep with a man named Steve. Shh.