This was a “Mad Hatter” party, so I can’t ding her for the headgear.
But I’d love to know what theme explains the rest of her.
More like “Bad Hatter” and “Sadder Everythingthing Else.”
Stars and Strippers?
Are the 90′s coming back? I think I wore something like this – minus the headgear – in college.
Well, okay, not the shoes. We had ankle boots, but not like that. But the sweater and acid washed shorts thing? Yeah, that was part of the drill.
I’m pretty sure she borrowed those peepants shorts from her fellow Fugschool pal V.Hudge…
Why yes. Yes she did. Or they bought them together. Horrid thought.
Is Perez Hilton really having to have his own birthday party sponsored by Skintimate? What even is Skintimate? It sounds like an incontinence pad.
Perez Hilton is the worst. I know that’s not news to anyone, but I just had to get it out there. Just reading his name makes me stabby.
I don’t know who this Ashley Tisdale person is but she seems to have a penchant for awful sweaters.
Skintimate is shave gel, but I get your point.
I had this outfit when I was in 3rd grade. It was cute on me because I was in 3rd grade. Ashley Tisdale is not in 3rd grade. Won’t someone think of the children?!?!?!?!?
Well she looks as thrilled to be there as I am about her outfit.
It’s pretty bad when my first thought was,
“Ke$ha cleaned up?!”
I also thought it was Ke$ha! Not necessarily all that cleaned up, though.
This was just lazy. If you are going to go minnie mouse then you GO FULL TILT, not that bullshit
I just snorted while drinking. Nice, Andrew!
Why are her pants too short and her sleeves too long? Does she not know what size she is?
This is Ashley Tisdale? Why does she look … different than usual? Or is it just me?
P.S My 18 year old sister dresses like this. I’m ashamed for us all.
This is such a damn shame. Ashley Tisdale is a cute girl! There is no excuse for this foolishness! And really, a Chanel purse with all of that gobbledegook? Blasphemy.
Looks like someone is pissy they got passed over for Fug Madness.
Yes. It is the “I’m jealous my former co-star is doing so well in Fug Madness” theme.
This a good start for 2013.
The ears are the best part. The worst is a tie between the cutoffs and the shoes.
I looked at this photo and said “what the WHAT???”
Let’s begin folks:
Blue shoes: um no. Clodhoppers.
Fake tan: she looks dirty.
Shorts: maybe on the beach, not to an ACTUAL EVENT where you will be photographed.
Sweater: Old Glory doesn’t deserve this shame.
Jacket: whatever. Not horrible.
Purse: cute, but really… with this outfit? Maybe she assumed a Chanel purse would “class the outfit up.” Honey, Duchess Kate couldn’t even help you there.
Mickey Ears: meh.
I just hate those shoes, which I assume are Jeffrey Campbells. A few styles in that line are cute, but most are horrible and inexplicably popular. The rest of this mess is definitely some misguided 90s revival, and it looks terrible.
The Tis: I am sorry your show got canceled. There is nothing so bad, though, as to make this outfit ok. BUCK UP, girl. Then go shopping.
Those Litas look awful on her
Y’all, those shorts are all the rage with the young whipper snappers. Plus some other disgusting late 80′s stuff. Southwest print shirts anyone?
The problem is Ashley was born in 1985 so she’s a little too old to be wearing the Forever 21 tacky trend of the week.
Mmm I was going to say. She looks like every other 20 year old but 85? I was born 84 & I couldn’t get away with this
Ya’ll, the shoes look like blue versions of Robyn’s platform Timberlands. They are SPREADING.
IMHO, the most awful component of this ensemble is the color of her skin. Yikes! Whether it’s chemical or sun, she’s courting cancer.
Ridiculous shoes. Ordinary teenage posturing on the rest. Ke Buck Ha cleans up pretty good- what? it isn’t her? Who would want to look like a surly, unhygienic, talentless shocker?
Cheetos: it’s the new “flesh”. Duh.
If you’re going to dress that absurdly…do it in fun…and enjoy it! There is no joy in that face whatsoever.
Actually…her stance makes her look like there’s an invisible ‘butt rod’ holding her up, perhaps explaining the facial expression.
STAY AWAY FROM THE TAN SPRAYER! Plus, you’re not Katy Perry, Ke$ha, Rihanna or Robyn, so why wear the ensemble equivalent to Fug Madness 2012? Ugh…
With that level of spray tan and the nude lip, she just needs the smoky eye and huge earrings and she could be on Jersey Whore.
Are Ashley Tisdale and Ke$ha the same person? Am I behind the curve on this, because I know nothing about pop culture or celebrity? Or is GFY breaking this news right now by putting the indistinguishable Tisdale/Ke$ha photos next to each other? Will I remember this revelation 5 minutes hence? No, I will not, because it has no meaning in my life; I don’t know what the Tisdale does and I’ve never heard Ke$ha perform, and I never shall. A tree has fallen in the woods and no one was there. Good night.
Another kid with the facewreck of a Real housewife already.