Please note. This dress was worn at the same event that Goop wore….whatever this was….which happened to be, and I am not joking, a celebration of Hollywood’s most powerful stylists. And think about it. You ARE powerful if you hand that ensemble to Gwyneth and she’s like, “yes, I trust you. I will wear this.” Michelle, of course, looks wholly reasonable in comparison:

Although maybe a bit like what would happen if Cora from Downton somehow stumbled into a hole in the time/space continuum and ended up very depressed about it at Elie Saab.

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