Freaky Fug Friday: Lenny Kravitz


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Girl, please.

[Photo: Splash News]

THE SUBJECT: Lenny Kravitz, singer, ex of Denise Huxtable herself (Lisa Bonet), father of hairbrush-averse Zoe, and maybe-probably ex of Nicole Kidman.
THE BOOTS: I KNOW. They sure look like boots under pants, but if so, then … where … are they bootaloons? Crotch-high boots? Pants tucked into boots and I just can’t see the seam? But I know one thing they are: Wedges. And also, maybe kind of ugly.
THE ASSIGNMENT: Fug him through verse. How about an acrostic? That’s the one where the first letter of each line spells out a relevant word. Like:
Egads! Those
Wedges!
Except that one was totally lazy. But you get the drill.
THE DEADLINE: Please post all submissions in the comments of this entry — meaning, NOT by e-mail — by Monday at 5 p.m. Pacific time. We’re giving you extra time because this is going up so much later than our usual FFFs do. Then we’ll post the nominees for the victor on Tuesday and y’all can vote.
Okay, have at him. Make him want to fly away.
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Comments (164):

  1. Karen
    0

    Many years ago you redid
    American Woman.
    Now you look like one?

    But I actually noticed those glasses first,
    And how they seem to give the impression you have
    Googly eyes.

  2. Anne
    0

    I think he looks wonderful. Seriously, I barely noticed what he is wearing. Ill advised boots? Yes. Fug? No.

  3. MMB
    0

    A Kanye sighting?
    Relax, no, it’s Lenny.
    Even more disturbing!
    You are wearing what appears to be
    Over-the-knee leather wedge boots,
    Unforgivable for a rocker,
    Going anywhere, besides, PERHAPS
    Onstage.
    No, not with leather pants!
    Not with a purse!
    American Woman, you are not!
    Get thee to a men’s store,
    Or to any department store section labeled,
    MENS
    You are way too hot for this!
    Wayward Lenny,
    American women will still love you.
    You know, It Ain’t Over Til It’s Over.

  4. Old Farny
    0

    For Pete’s Sake,
    Lenny
    You can’t get far enough

    Away from those things no matter
    Where you go
    Ask
    Yourself. Is it worth it?

  5. Isabelle
    0

    Methinks you are
    Uninterested in
    Rational pants. And the
    Suede planner diverts our
    Eyes from your ladyfriend’s tunic.

  6. Nicole
    0

    Fouled
    Up. Be
    Gone
    Like
    Yesterday.

    You can substitute another F word if you like.

  7. Challis Muñiz
    0

    So I wear
    These fugnastic boots,
    I’ll still rock your world.
    Listen, I’m
    Lenny Kravitz.

    Hold your applause.- We must look
    Onward and upward, my friends-
    These boots are made for rockin’

  8. emily
    0

    Leather clad Lenny, stay away from me
    Leather clad Lenny, oh your poor momma
    Don’t come hanging around my door
    I don’t want to see so much pleather no more
    I got more important things to do
    then figuring out what kind of boot pants those are
    Now Lenny, stay away
    Leather clad Lenny, listen what I say

  9. The Other Molly
    0

    O bserve, a submission for Fug Madness 2011
    H ip boots with wedges

    H ow will Amber Rose top this?
    O nly I, Leather Lenny, can sport such a look
    N otice my startled look?
    E xactly the match my stark leather get up
    Y ou’re jealous, right?

    N earest to perfection, am I
    O ut of my way Bai Ling!

  10. Kate
    0

    W edges!?!?
    T oo
    F reaky!

  11. Michael
    0

    A secure man
    May wear what he please
    But a man-wedge is never okay
    Even if (almost) pulled off with ease
    Remember when you used to write music?
    Remember when people knew your name?
    Or do you now mask your sorrow in a
    Swaddling tunic
    Elevated on three inches of shame
    ?

  12. Rachel
    0

    Since
    We all
    Enthusiastically
    Agree
    These Pant-Boots are
    Egregious,
    Regard the
    Disaster above:
    Really, is this
    Elegantly draped
    Shirt what it
    Seems to be
    ?

  13. Patricia
    0

    How will I get across town? Mr. Cab Driver!
    Only an American Woman would know how I feel
    These heels are my own Natural High. I want to Fly Away.

    Black velveteen, it is not, but have no Fear
    Until you Let Love Rule you will never comprehend my coolness
    That I can dress like the Minister of Rock and Roll leading a Love Revolution

    Flower Child meets Super Soul Fighter
    Uber hot even Baptized in California androgyny
    Get used to it – I am a Shining Star

  14. Kate
    0

    H ermaphrodite?
    E ww!
    L aughable,
    L enny.

    N ix the boots
    O r the purse

  15. Wes
    0

    Hell, Lenny
    Even in Winter,
    Leather boots that fug?
    Elevated by wedge?
    No.

    Why not
    Invest in some
    Loafers?
    Listen, you and
    I both know your mother wouldn’t approve of those
    Stupid shoes.

  16. Sascha
    0

    Unconventional let your trademark be,
    But ugly it is still indeed;
    You’ve tried too hard to be unique,
    But your Best Dressed nod is looking bleak;
    Fashion Icon you’re not, though thanks for trying,
    But Heather and Jessica’s rules are not for defying;
    These comments I’m sure are likely stinging,
    But do us a favour, just stick to singing.

  17. Beth
    0

    Baffling boots
    Acting
    Naughty. Are they
    Trousers or
    Shoes
    ?

    Much confusion, my
    Eyes are sore.
    Did you
    Get those
    Execrable
    Shoes for free
    ?

  18. Kaitlyn
    0

    Really?
    Usually, when a big ol’
    Purse
    And
    Ugly hybrid
    Leggings/boots

    Invades my
    Snarky GFY reading,

    Jessica Simpson
    Emerges.
    Alternately, it’s
    Lilo. (Sigh.)
    Only this time,
    Unexpectedly, we
    See Kravitz. Edgy!

  19. Neil
    0

    Hey, anyone wanna ride in my ‘Rover with me?
    Everybody’s gonna look at me, you’ll see.
    Rockin’ me some leather, got it waist to toe.
    My sweater dress really rides up, though.
    And my shades, I’m starin’ but you can’t see me
    Purses are my bag now make me look real dreamy.
    Heather don’t like it she don’t dig my style
    Really stoppin’ traffic, so let’s chill a while
    Oh I know you can’t resist my girl wedges
    Dey da bomb all you know-nothin’ b*tches
    I just wanna say before I get up and go
    That it’s tough being a sister, even though
    Everything’s cool when I’m diggin’ her clothes.

  20. chappy
    0

    Gonk: It means how it sounds
    Odd, goofy and
    Not cool
    Kravitz

  21. ringletwraith
    0

    Leather pants
    And a tunic
    Make these wedge-heeled boots
    Even more emasculating.

  22. Evalyn
    0

    G ood Grief
    I is it
    R eally real?
    L eather leggings?
    Y ikes.

    W edges where
    E ven heels
    A re not likely.
    R ethink.

  23. Leah
    0

    Too much? But how can I feel too much,
    When my leather pants set your hearts on fire
    Oh,I drape away my heart in a jersey curtain.

    For those who mock my wedges, know this
    Only in wedges can I walk tall.
    Really, I glow in the light of these new inches

    Often I am asked, was I swallowed by leatherbeast
    Not so, nor do I rule Hades in this toga.
    Enough! (The bag came free with the boots.)

  24. Emma
    0

    Pant-boots?
    Offal.
    Oh, man…
    These
    Stink!

  25. Sarah
    0

    Trust me Lenny
    Rockers in leather ARE hot,
    And you confidence,
    Naturally
    Nothing short of iconic
    Yet…

    Men, however fine, should never
    Ever
    Style themselves after
    Sisters Kardashian

  26. melinda
    0

    Don’t care about his boot-pants
    (Aside, could they be pant-boots?)
    Noggin shaved?
    Gorgeous

    Handbag across his chest?
    Excellent choice to keep your hands free
    Shirt kind of like a turtleneck-nightgown?

    Fine by me.
    I’d love him to come visit me in whatever.
    Nightshirt, pant-boots, and all
    Egads! He is FINE!

  27. Karin
    0

    Are you going to fly
    My way, Lenny?
    Excellent music,
    Rad abs,
    Iconic women, but
    Cowl neck and man bag?
    And let’s
    Not forget the
    Wackadoo wedges.
    Oh
    M
    A
    N.

  28. Anonymous
    0

    not doing a poem or verse, just going to say that I am averse.

    and by the way the seams are just above the knee. how he managed this is beyond me.

  29. Maggie
    0

    Kinky boots
    Actually, wedges
    Really
    Do
    Add
    Something to
    Him
    In
    A
    Nightgown

  30. AHoops
    0

    For you
    Lenny, I could forgive the Eileen Fisher tunic.
    You are so pretty.

    Alas, you paired it with
    Wedge-heeled lady boots
    And a purse. Why do
    You hurt me so?

  31. e-rizzle
    0

    My first day on the job
    And I’m already late
    Yoda will yell
    “Took you so long, it did!”
    How the hell can he yell?
    Every one knows it takes time to look this good
    Fierce takes even longer
    Oh, you think these boots are comfortable?
    Righteous as they are?
    Come on! Fashion is pain
    Even my bug-eye sunglasses are pain
    But I digress! My little
    Eagle scout in training
    We will get you to my level of style, someday
    It will take time, diligence, and hard work
    To mimic this glorious tunic and these
    Hot leather leggings, under glorious boots
    You too can look fabulous
    Oh yes, man bag and all!
    Until later my friends. I’m off to be a Jedi.

  32. Carrie Ann
    0

    Boots,
    Unless
    They
    Never moved along the assembly line,
    Ought
    To
    Be separate from pants.
    One or
    The other,
    Honey.

  33. Rayna
    0

    Leather overrepresented
    Everywhere (ubiquitous…..)
    No one likes leather more than me.
    Notwithstanding, this look is
    Yuck!

  34. Kathy
    0

    Lenny, you know that
    I know that you are not six
    Feet tall. Platforms are for
    Trains, and computer
    Software, not hot men.

  35. SunnyK
    0

    Oooo ooo oooooo! I have nothing to add, I’m just so happy freaky fug Friday is back!

  36. Ozski
    0

    He’s acted in films,
    In Zoolander and Precious.
    Delighted us with songs,
    Every note delicious.
    Oh, but dear Lenny,
    Understand me,
    Stop wearing bootpants, they’re vicious!

  37. Andreas
    0

    Missing:
    A Marilyn-style subway grate
    Now that could get interesting…
    Thanks, I am feeling better about this now
    You are really hot, still.
    However I don’t love that man-purse
    Or the heels on those leather-pantboot-things
    Stilettos at least, those are not
    Eh, small favors I guess
    ?

  38. Tibby
    0

    Surely you considered that
    Those boots might be made for walking
    Around the house, alone.
    Yet, here you are! Out in broad daylight
    And completing your ensemble
    With leather and layers
    Aplenty.
    You’ve just got to believe
    From one diva to another
    Relying on heels to give you stature
    Only makes the man purse
    More of a punch line.
    Maybe next time, stick with wearing
    Eyeliner?

  39. Count Snarkula
    0

    Why?
    I’m confused.
    Lenny, lenny, lenny!
    Lisa bonet is laughing at your wackitude, dude.
    I’m
    Sure helen taught you better.

  40. Meghan
    0

    Though I’ve dated well-heeled women
    Right now
    And now perhaps forever more
    No one will remember that.
    Now no one will forget that
    I’m really, really
    Exactly what not to wear.

  41. dreamweave
    0

    Big fat ugly wedges
    Under leather pants and
    Turtlenecked draperies?
    Truly
    Errors abound
    Rock star? yes. little
    Fellow? yes.
    Lame impersonation of Prince?
    Yes

  42. christine
    0

    Lenny! What gives?
    Ebony boots, or
    Are they pants?
    Tunic and man-bag, I’ve got a
    Headache! Your
    Extremities will feel better in
    Reeboks.

  43. Audun
    0

    Angelina going to the store,
    Buying diapers?
    And totally rocking it!
    Dilf you may be, still…
    I just don’t get this.
    Drop the hot leather mama, more hot abs.
    Especially the abs!
    And please grow your ‘fro back.)

  44. vinniepop
    0

    Lenny.
    Exactly what are
    THOSE?

    Listen,
    One cannot just
    Venture outside in
    Elevator boots.

    Really.
    Unless you’re
    Lady Gaga…for then, it would be
    Expected.

  45. Anonymous
    0

    Digging the boots
    Over the pants

    Murse, googles, wedges, I’m so entranced
    Easy peasy, come and squeeze me

  46. Amy
    0

    I saw this awesome navy dress and I
    Thought, “I know just what to wear with it!. My
    Hot matching blue sunglasses, and
    I’ll throw on my
    New
    Kickin’ bootaloon wedges. And of course
    Nothing goes better with those than my leather murse.
    Oh my god,
    This outfit is slammin’!

  47. GiGi
    0

    Maybe you can Rock this look?
    Anti-color,
    Neo-look-alike?

    Working those Magic Store glasses?
    Existentialism will be back in fashion,
    Don’t you think?
    Great purse, by the way.
    E-bayed it from Joey Tribbiani?
    Shorts made of leather?

    Never a good plan.
    O, Honey, Just, No.

  48. sal
    0

    could Rachel Zoe’s metrosxeual proclivities
    have a damaging impact on the next generation?
    assuming a next generation can happen when
    fumbling of any kind
    in & around 40something junk *that* humidified
    nauseates even the most
    gifted eurotrash sexhibitionists
    much acclimated to
    erotic deviance
    exaggerated
    to the nth degree
    delicious Austrian konditorei toppings aside…
    real dudes who want to procreate
    are now facing a fashion emergency of cosmic
    proportions
    i
    n
    g

  49. Elin
    0

    This must be photoshopped, it’s sooo ugly.
    Boot-pants with heels?

  50. Tasneem
    0

    american woman
    youre no good for me.
    i’m no good for you.

    #obvi.

  51. Alizon
    0

    Lenny Kravitz… you’re going tranny?
    At least it must be for some humanitarian cause.
    Dancing in those leather panoots would break several laws
    You want our applause?!!

    More likely you got some fashion advice from Madonna, but stop:
    Airplane blankets do not make an appropriate top.
    Not unless you’re flying to New Guinea and promise to eat yourself.

  52. Sus
    0

    M an that’s crazy, the ladies plead,
    E xcessive and girly – are you on speed?
    T o wear questionable leather boots and a
    R eally long sweater,
    O h honey, no….

    S ince when did masculinity go?
    E specially when H&M brought out the skirts.
    X erox this picture, when you return to shirts.
    U nfortunately I feel, you’ll shake your head.
    A merican Woman won’t just be in your head.
    L ove like a woman, dress like a man
    I n the end you’ll be thankful, so will the band.
    T o good looks and men’s wear you’ll return,
    Y ahoo! we’ll shout, another lesson learned!

  53. nam
    0

    That’s right
    He thinks he looks so cool –
    Epic, even
    Strutting around NYC in
    High heeled – wedged, natch — lady boots & that
    Idotic Chico’s collection faux-mock-cowel-neck
    Tunic! American woman, indeed!

  54. Becky
    0

    Wedgie bootaloons.
    Tacky tunic top.
    Fail!

  55. Molly
    0

    Not
    On Broadway–
    Taxi!

    Glee should adapt:
    Are you gonna go my way?
    Yes!

  56. Vicki
    0

    Hat’s off to you MMB @ 12:18pm. I’m not even going to try to top that one today.

    This is what the spawn of Amber Rose & Kanye would look like. (Also, is that his vehicle in the back? Lenny, we can see your license plate. :p)

  57. Brigid
    0

    You look bewildered
    I too, stare with shock
    Kindly explain yourself, Dear Lenny
    Even Lilo wouldn’t wear that
    Seriously?

  58. Gracey
    0

    Leather wader-wedges
    Even in New York?
    Not cool, man.
    Not cool.
    Yucky, even.

  59. Nicole
    0

    People know I am the sexiest.
    Really I can cross sides!
    Everyone knows I’ve mastered sexy man.
    To those who wonder now,
    That if I can be a beautiful woman?
    YES!

    Grit your teeth at my purse.
    Inspect my leather hidden crotch wedge boots.
    Regret not wearing what I wear today.
    Love me as both genders.

  60. suzer17
    0

    I
    Think

    A makeover is
    In order.
    Nothing in
    This ensemble works.

    Oh, Lenny. It’s not like you’re a style
    Virgin.
    Ever hear of understatement?
    Really:

    Tranny man purse?
    Ill-fitting cowl-neck dress?
    Leather wedge-tights?

    I know you say it ain’t over
    Til it’s over.
    Sorry, honey, it’s

    Over.
    Very much so. The
    End.
    Really, really over.

  61. Sharon
    0

    Perhaps it’s an
    Accident of your pose, but
    Cripes, beyond gasping at the boots, and the
    Knapsack, and the cowl
    Apparently you “dress right,” leaving us
    Gasping geez, if that’s real, it’s
    Exceptional

  62. mixette
    0

    G ood grief genius.
    O gle once: orbital overload.
    N ot nice!
    E ven…ewwww.

    S artorial suckitude
    O uch

    W edges with waders?
    R idiculous rationalization rejected.
    O utfit overload. Onto
    N ext. Now
    G et going!

  63. NiqNaq
    0

    Look Lenny,
    Even
    Neo knows What
    Not to Wear
    Your

    Gaga inspired Bants
    Are a bit much. I’m even
    Gonna bet they
    Are crotchless too (hence the tunic)

  64. Jennaratrix
    0

    Bootaloons?
    Over pants
    Or under, it matters not.
    These are hideous.
    A pox on the designer.
    Look away
    Or retinal burn shall be your fate.
    Of all the scourges of humanity
    None are worse than these bootaloons of
    Shame.

  65. tc
    0

    Blame it on the rain or,
    I don’t know
    That’s a Milli-Vanilli-ism, so maybe don’t
    Could be the time of year; seriously- fall totes calls for leather thigh
    Highs
    Ergo,
    Suck on it
    Black Velveteen would totally rock this. Also,
    Elvis loved heels! And
    The King wasn’t half as fine as this almond
    Roca
    I don’t even want to get STARTED on this fly
    Piece of fabric I’m sporting up top
    Prince wishes he could pull off a man-dress. A mress,
    If you will
    Now, I need to cross the street. As you can tell by my day-planner (black suede, ‘natch) I’m a busy man

  66. Liz
    0

    Not gonna fug him. I think he looks hot.Seriously, on any other guy this would look ridiculous, but Lenny is working it.

  67. Niao
    0

    Please
    Rethink this Lenny
    If you don’t
    Need
    Comparisons to other people’s
    Elevated shoes.

  68. Eli the Editrix
    0

    K indly
    A nswer sweet Kravitz,
    N ew queries on
    Y our greatly
    E gregious boot-leggings-beggings?!–
    W hy and wherefore don’t they
    E nd like normal
    S hoes?
    Trust me. Even Amber Rose wouldn’t approve.
    F orgive my doubt,
    U ltimate rock star.
    Gorgeous can trump a matronly sweaterdress.

  69. anna
    0

    There once was a man with a bag
    How doth he enjoy wearing rags!
    Riotous wedge boots
    Over pants as a boot suit?!
    Why Frankenstein, your style’s been had.

    Up above lies a haiku…which in conjunction with this two-line bit, forms a
    Pity-able acrostic.

  70. anna
    0

    OH MY GOD. YOU GUYS. I THINK I SEE HORIZONTAL ZIPPER SEAMS UP BY HIS THIGHS.

    I never thought the day would come when I would see someone wearing zoonts.

    But here it is.

  71. Laura
    0

    Too much leather can be bad,
    If you know what I mean.
    Me thinks I see leather shorts, pants, and boots!
    Ewww…they make me want to scream!

    Topping it off with that weird tunic,
    Really doesn’t make any sense.
    Aviator, bizzaro sunglasses,
    Very much from the past tense.
    Everyone thinks that Lenny is hot,
    Like look at his face and imagine his butt.
    Everyone thinks Lenny is major loot,
    Remember, though, that most do not want no wedge boot.

    Many people want to look like Kravitz, even with this time traveler monk look,
    Others would rather read a good book.
    Neither with looks nor with talent can certain outfits be deemed acceptable, so
    Kravitz, take heed, and wear something more credible.

  72. Amanda S.
    0

    Lenny i must confess, that
    Once you i wanted to fuck
    Ready and willing and titilated; i
    Drove myself mad with your photos

    How embarassed now i feel
    Attending to this quest of verse
    Verily vexed and dismayed as i am
    Eschewing your lack of good sense

    May you know this now and
    Evermore: man wedges should NEVER BE!
    Really i thought you more aware; i was most
    Certain you would gray golden in thine eyes
    Yearning for you I suppose, is just a masturbatory memory.

  73. Lisa
    0

    What’s up dude…seriously,
    That cult-toga is doing no favors.
    Fug Nation does not approve.

    Maybe you didn’t know…
    All-leather leg balloons don’t breathe.
    Nevermind, I see you have knee-vents.

  74. novella
    0

    Tunic draped
    Ever so delicately
    Soft leather boots
    Topping cute wedge soles
    Over your shoulder you’ve slung a
    Sweet little purse.
    Tell us, Lenny, have you maybe been
    Eating,
    Rolling/smoking
    Or
    Nasally inhaling
    Estrogen?

  75. Margaret
    0

    Ok, so I missed the deadline and therefore will not be leaving any kind of verse.

    All I can say about this outfit is, if it were being worn by a yoga-bodied 60-year-old woman with short-cropped white hair, minimal makeup and oversized heavy black-framed glasses, it’d be awesome.

  76. Rachel
    0

    You know
    Even
    A high end hooker
    Said “no
    Thanks

    I would
    Never
    Freaking
    Ever be
    Caught out on
    The corner
    In those hideously
    Overly ugly
    Nasty ass wedges”

  77. Gigi
    0

    Looks
    Especially
    Twisted

    For he
    Usually
    Gives

    Rather
    Unctuous
    Love
    Emissions

  78. Cecily
    0

    Someone please let Lenny know
    High leather boots with a wedge are a no
    Extra drapey cowel-necked tunic
    Makes him look like a fugly eunuch
    And what’s with the man purse on the hip?
    Not gonna go your way on this trip.

  79. Daisy - Dresses
    0

    Great blog! I’ve read a few posts here today, and wanted to leave at least one comment. I’ll be back!

  80. GourmetOnADiet
    0

    Don’t tell me you don’t dig this, bitches
    Out is the new In
    Under my pants, what’s that, you ask?
    Could it be? Internal booties?
    Hoot like a hoochie if you like it,
    Especially if I make you wanna slap your mama.

  81. Claudie Frock
    0

    Bootlings of leather
    All the way to his
    Long
    Loosened old lady
    Smock
    Unusual choice unless you are
    Playing a Pirate in your own private P.Funk parade.

  82. tshadix
    0

    L eather wedges
    E arrings
    A nd toting a purse?
    H is look from the
    E lbows down deserves
    R idicule in verse

    H owever, if he asked me out, I’d not be adverse; from
    E lbows up, the dude could look
    A
    D amn sight worse!

  83. LuluR
    0

    Are you going to fug my way?

  84. Amanderpanderer
    0

    Is there any love in your heart,
    Sistamamalover?

    Heaven help these wedgepants, but you can’t say no to me
    Evah. I’m a

    New-man Supersoulfighter, and a straight cold player, letting love rule.
    Understand me, and don’t go put a bullet in your head, just be a woman. Or a dude
    Trying on woman clothes. Maybe a ladywedgedress? Am I
    Sexy enough to pull off a murse for dragging your heart around?

  85. BookshopBecky
    0

    American (Wo)man?
    Maybe next time
    Enacting your songs
    Really should be attempted
    In private at first.
    Cowl-necked dresses
    Appear odd
    Next to wedges

    Which are not
    Only ugly, but
    Masquerading
    As fishing waders with
    Nary a

    Fish in sight.
    Lenny: l also wonder if
    Your notebook details

    Anguish and pain
    Which could
    Account for
    Your double-stranded murse?

  86. Sarah S.
    0

    Man, Lenny!
    Even if your songs are great,
    Never wear bootings and a navy tunic. Fifth-grade girl’s
    School picture on top, and dress-up bin on the bottom.
    Written in his notebook, as he tucks it in his bag:
    Examine self-tanner shade and sunglasses.
    Am I too orange? Or too reflective? (Nah. A little
    Reflection would have done him good.)

  87. Nats
    0

    Did I tell you
    At anytime you could borrow my stuff?
    Definitely NOT.

    Do you see why now?
    Oprah will hear about this…

    You have given me no choice, you
    Owe me a new dress,
    Underwear
    Rain boots

    Leather pants
    And a new purse
    Use the laundromat the
    Next time you run out of
    Dungarees
    REALLY DAD??
    You’re so DAMN lazy! -Love, Zoe

  88. Anonymous
    0

    Why is
    Our beloved Lenny Kravitz
    Wearing those
    Wedges?

  89. Anonymous
    0

    Ha! Is that a reflection in his glasses or his eyes? It added, either way. “And he TALKED LIKE THIS!”

    Dress over pants
    A trend for the indecisive
    Man or Woman
    Neither makes it work

    PS- Missed the name of Jedi writer above, but you called it dead on.

  90. Foo
    0

    anonymous at 12:30pm above was me.

  91. Esther
    0

    Lenny Kravitz used to accesorize his outfits with
    Electric guitars and hot ladies, dreadlocks and a
    Tight muscular body.

    Forty-six now, no
    Underware policies have matured into Spanx or
    Girdles ‘neath roomy jersey dresses.

    Runs in hosery have been brilliantly avoided thanks to the new
    Universal boot-pant. Poot? Bant? This portmandeau requires a consensus, in all
    Likelyhood, before it sees the light of day, unlike this
    Evening wear for a motorcyclist-hooker in the winter.

  92. mikoism
    0

    We all know that finding cute boots
    Or the right sweater dress or the perfect
    Murse that will make you feel as
    Pretty as you want to feel can be difficult.

  93. Lauren
    0

    Beautiful Man.
    Oh.
    No.
    Killing my eyes with tears of laughter.
    Egregious errors in style.
    Run, if you can, back to your car.
    Speed away.

  94. Curtis
    0

    T ilda Swinton.
    R uPaul.
    A licia Keys.
    I ntern George.
    N atalie Portman.
    W hitney Houston.
    R ihanna.
    E mily Blunt.
    C hloe Sevigny.
    K im Kardashian.

    C ould these people have worn this outfit any better?
    H ard to say.
    I feel like Lenny tried to make it go his way;
    C razy, however, only goes in one direction.

  95. Pamela
    0

    Lenny

    Embraces

    Transvestism,

    Forgets numero

    Uno Tim

    Gunn

    Rule:

    Unless Nina will

    Love it,

    Eschew!

  96. The Other Molly
    0

    L enny, wow dude
    I see that you have now
    L eft the regular world
    A nd joined me in the
    K nowledge
    O f a life
    I n the stratosphere

    M aybe we should consider
    O ur relationship
    O nce again. With your
    N ew perspective, we could share a closet.

  97. kmac
    0

    Uncomfortable to look at
    Him swathed in assorted leather-i-ness

    Only 80 degrees in NYC this week
    He must be looking for an air conditioned cab

  98. Roro
    0

    Aw,
    WTF?
    Kravitz is
    Wearing an
    Amber
    Rose
    Disguise!

  99. Leslie
    0

    Yeah, those are leather pants tucked
    Into leather boots
    Kind of gross
    Especially with matching
    Satchel and dress

  100. CA
    0

    Word of advice:
    Even for rock stars, a
    Drag
    Goth
    Ensemble that fuses
    Posh and
    Amber Rose is
    Not
    Trendy
    Sir

  101. Ashi
    0

    O hmigawd! IF only Lenny didn’t
    H ave on the lowers of a
    M an catwoman costume. And the top weren’t an
    I nterface between
    G ayness and nipple-baring-ness.
    A nd if only the
    W edges didn’t redefine
    D ouchebagness. If only.
    !

  102. Kymm
    0

    All in black
    Really, a purse?
    Even a modular shirt
    Ugly
    And the bootapants
    Girls like wedges
    I think
    Real men eschew wrinkled
    Leather

  103. Becky
    0

    I was minding my own business
    clicking through go fug yourself
    Saw Lenny in his leathers
    took his wedges off the shelf

    In goggles he’s resplendent
    no hair looks good on him
    but the stretchy tunic’s got to go
    castings done for Rocky Horror

    It must be Freaky Friday
    Mom and Lenny must have switched
    She’s rocking dreds, Doc Martens
    and he’s got her look instead!

  104. J McGins
    0

    M ay
    A ll
    D esigners everywhere
    E schew

    I mitating this
    N aseau-inducing

    F ashion choice,
    U nless one Mr. Tim
    G unn
    W ills us to “Make it work.”
    A las,
    N ever such leg adornments.

  105. Jennie
    0

    Check out my
    Attractive
    Male version of an
    Elegant
    Larger-than-life
    Toe of the camel
    Occupying the area between
    Egregious cowl-neck and silly wedges: ouch!

  106. TonyG
    0

    Hey
    Everyone! Lenny’s
    Still

    So Fine! The
    Only thing we have to do to shake the

    Fuggery
    Is to imagine Lenny’s
    Not wearing anything. Not
    Even his sunglasses!

  107. Anna L
    0

    Leaving
    Everything to the imagination –
    Nappa leather catsuits under dresses are
    No way to treat those abs,
    You must admit.

  108. Sally
    0

    Lovely verses, people! Here’s my (non-poetic) contribution.

    I believe he is wearing leather shorts and over-the-knee boots. Which match. AND ARE ZIPPED TOGETHER.

  109. Rachel
    0

    L enny Kravitz, my friend, today things went wrong
    E xcellent though your music may be
    N ever is that an excuse for that outfit
    N o one should be allowed to walk the streets in that outfit
    Y ou ask why? I will tell you why…

    K ids in the street will run up to you
    R aving about how they can’t tell, where your plastic pants end, your plastic boots begin
    A sking if you knew that turtleneck dresses usually look better belted
    V irtually any shirt would have been a better choice
    I think that someone needs to let you know
    T hat everything is wrong here, from A to
    Z

  110. louisenn smith
    0

    Lenny Kravitz is look like very famous super star and he is standing style and he is expression, every thing is awesome.

  111. Polly
    0

    L enny,
    A heel of any kind is for
    D rag Queens and women.
    Y our look is not Tranny-chic like Gaga, but

    B roke-down Tranny-hooker
    O ut on the street corner at 4am.
    Y ou’re a mess, and not a hot mess.

  112. Pro Cleanse Gold
    0

    Lenny is looking fantastic in this outfit. He has what it takes to be a good celebrity.

  113. Leeski
    0

    Lenny’s Pantoum

    Would this look have worked with a hat?
    I mean, how many guys can pull off a tunic?
    Actually, don’t answer that
    But accessories don’t make me a eunuch.

    I mean, how many guys can pull off a tunic…
    And one with a cowl neck no less.
    But accessories don’t make me a eunuch
    And this is a shirt, not a dress.

    And one with a cowl neck, no less!
    I matched my purse to my shoes like they told me
    And this is a shirt, not a dress.
    When I saw the boots I said, “You’ve sold me.”

    I matched my purse to my shoes like they told me!
    And I know that these boots have a wedge.
    When I saw the boots I said, “You’ve sold me!
    I’m not afraid to live on the edge.”

    And I know that these boots have a wedge
    But I think they set off my physique.
    I’m not afraid to live on the edge
    Though I’m open to your critique.

    But I think they set off my physique
    Which is why I had to possess them.
    Though I’m open to your critique
    Which leaves just one open question.

    Which is why I had to possess them…
    Actually, don’t answer that
    Which leaves just one open question:
    Would this look have worked with a hat?

  114. nicepear
    0

    Lenny had been kind
    Enough to debut
    A new collection by
    The greatest styling team to
    Hit the streets
    Ever:
    gRace Jones and Lady Gaga!

  115. Ultra Growth
    0

    He looking smart, and so handsome.

  116. Piglet the Pooh
    0

    Even
    Uglier
    Than
    5 Lindsey Lohan Leggings,
    7 Tina Fey Jumpsuits,
    4 Taylor Momsen slut ensembles, and
    9 of ANYTHING ever worn by Pamela Anderson

  117. Dana
    0

    This, I beg you of the Fug Gods….

    Please forgive Lenny, if only because he is ultra-hot. He has been so fashion forward that we do not understand his selections for two years or more. Case in point, Fly away, Are you gonna go my way videos.

    Your loyal and omni-present servant.

  118. MO
    0

    Your wedges offend us.
    Your tunic made us cry.
    Your murse is just a abysmal..
    So tell us, Lenny, why?

    Are we so incapable of continuing this poem in the face of your scorching hotness? Seriously, dude. Age, or something.

  119. Pam
    0

    Why are you looking
    Ever so bug-eyed
    In you dress (would look better in
    Red), man-purse and funky boots.
    Dud?

  120. sybann
    0

    It’s time to take a stand

    Brothers and sisters join hands

    We got to take Lenny shopping

    Take Lenny shopping

    His outfits can make a little child smile

    Can’t you see that this is just wrong

    Brothers and sisters join hands

    We have to be strong

    And take Lenny shopping

    Take Lenny shopping

    (all apologies to Let Love Rule)

  121. sassylashes
    0

    What’s it going to take to make the public see me as a superhero? Cape/boot hybrids will be so subtly convincing. Lets take a poll after this and then we can decide which sunglasses are best.

  122. Gina
    0

    Come on dude…
    How do you expect
    Idiots, much less
    Classy ladies like us to
    Keep from laughing?

    Can you say sweaterdress?
    Loony leather wedge-boot-pants?
    Or even murse!
    Tranny-tastic!
    Here’s hoping that,
    Eventually, you come to your
    Senses.

  123. Meghan McNally
    0

    INITIALLY, I thought:

    What, dear fug girls, are you on
    About? The hair, face, muscles, so nice!
    Northerly, though, were my eyes at
    This time of fug doubt.

    Then, I directed my eyes to the south.
    Oh, Lenny, no. You have gone too far.

    For your girlfriend will be jealous that you
    Looked hotter in her favorite outfit, plus
    You stretched out her mini dress, dude.

    As if that’s not enough, where do I start,
    With below the equator? Cheap ladywedge boots
    And/or Stevie Nicks’ leather peggings? What?
    You are so man pretty, is it androgeny?

  124. Sarah
    0

    Average
    Men could never
    Evade
    Ridicule
    If they
    Chose to walk the
    Avenues of
    New York sporting
    Women’s wear; however,
    Our boy Lenny
    Makes wedge boots
    And purses seem
    Normal

  125. Becky
    0

    N o, Lenny. Time to move
    O nto another
    T rend!

    H ow about one for men?
    O ne could picture
    T he loveliest lady

    I n that delicate midnight blue cowl neck sweater,
    N onchalantly

    T ucking her laptop into the cute messenger bag.
    (H ate the sunglesses.)
    (A nd I’d lose the pants, too. For once, pantless is a
    T rend that would work here. With a lady.)

  126. FireFly
    0

    Dude.
    Really?
    Egad!
    Asinine.
    Dumbtastic.
    Super-fly guy lost it.

  127. Malissa from BH
    0

    Wedged between the impossible and a Matrix costume reject.
    Talent superseded by wackadoodle fashion sense, but why?
    Frankly, I’m stumped.

  128. melissa
    0

    Even
    Lenny
    Expects
    Vigorous
    Attention
    Til
    Others
    Realize he is actually

    Short.
    Hence,
    On go the
    Elevator Shoes.

  129. Merry
    0

    Lenny….NO!
    Eyes scarier than the elevator boots
    No…Lenny…No
    Not the shirt dress
    You are better than this!

    Not the Man Bag too….
    Obviously in need of a stylist!

  130. Adriana
    0

    Ole rocker Lenny Kravitz
    He of musical and hippie fug fame

    Most of his wardrobe choices
    Your kids will scoff at, yet could

    Footed pajamas like these,
    Universally loved for Halloween,
    Grow on their malleable taste?

  131. Mnemosyne
    0

    In high school

    My teenage lust thumped
    In time with Mama Said
    Starstruck by Lenny’s talent
    So dreamily combined with his style

    Then fame arrived and
    He learned how to really work it
    Edgy and

    Diabolically cool
    Retro and futuristic all rolled into one
    Everyone saw it then.
    Alas, everyone sees this too
    Delusion will hopefully be replaced
    Soon with a return to former glory.

  132. NoName
    0

    Blade Runner-esque, no?
    Except this is no fashion statement, I
    Dream a plague of
    Bugs–in my ears and my eyes, crawling
    Underneath my clothes toward my nether-regions.
    Gross!
    So I dress like an extra from The Matrix fools!

  133. Jerika
    0

    Please let this be a nightmare.
    Really, Lenny?
    Even though we can see you’re still gorgeous,
    Clothes like these were not meant to be worn.
    I can
    Only hope
    U got all of this for
    Super cheap.

  134. ck76
    0

    U.G.L.Y
    Good God man! What is this tripe! Oh
    Lenny! oh Lenny!
    Your metro sexual upper half
    Your storm trooper lower half!
    Oh Lenny!! Oh Lenny!
    U.G.L.Y
    U ain’t got no alibi
    Go change please! Go change please!
    Lo-sing an-y lust I might have had for
    You! Oh Lenny!! Oh Lenny!!

  135. Anonymous
    0

    I can’t help thinking
    This looks like some
    Sci-Fi convention gear.

    Obi-Wan Is jealous
    Vader thinks you’re cool
    E T says phone home
    Return to the year 2010.

    (Wait a minute? It’s 2010? Maybe it’s the rest of us that are behind the times?)

  136. Jules
    0

    /\
    (I was laughing too much at all the great comments to remember to fill in the other boxes…)

  137. Megan
    0

    Ingenious.

    Man can wear what
    I presume is a cowl-neck tunic
    Straight off the women’s clearance rack and
    Still look sexy.

    The glasses are questionable but
    He is rocking those wedges. At least they aren’t
    Espadrilles!

    And we should give him credit
    For aging so gracefully. Besides Intern George,
    Really no men look sexier as the years pass.
    Omit the man purse.

  138. Jocelyn
    0

    Men shouldnt really wear heels,
    Except for drag queens or those who do it
    To pay the bills!
    Retrospectively, are the
    Over-the-top pleather dominatrix boots needed?
    Surely not.
    Explain also your choice of man-tunic?
    Xylophone, (um…yeah)
    Unveiling your inner Cher, is not
    As strangely suggestive as it may sound.
    Lenny, please heed my warning.

  139. Meghan McNally
    0

    Manly is not your amusinG
    Attire’s designed essence I
    Notice. Anyhow, my good siR,
    Pantbootwedges certainly wilL
    Remain in well-earned infamY.
    Even Jennifer Lopez judgeD
    That the drapery is frou-froU.
    The Fug Nation fuggers voteD:
    You need to ditch the debaclE.

  140. Page
    0

    “My people,
    All your questions will be answered in the order received. Yes,
    My influences are Chiwetel Ejiofor in “Kinky Boots”
    And Chiwetel Ejiofor in “Serenity.”

    Leatherrific wedge waders and an
    Eileen Fisher tunic that’s somehow both turtle- and cowl-necked?
    The storm troopers on RuPaul’s spaceship WISH they could rock this. Now,

    My ankles do appear sadly weak. My groin area is surely fetid.
    Even I am not sure if I’m holding a laptop or a Trapper-Keeper.

    But be real: You’d still sort of hit this, right?
    Excellent.”

  141. Desiree
    0

    Maybe if I wear these funky looking glasses no one will notice I got this fantastic outfit from a tranny hooker.

  142. Lori
    0

    On the one hand,
    He looks great in navy, but I have no

    Love for a man in a cowl neck!
    Except for maybe Austin Scarlett.
    Nasty sunglasses, ladies fugly wedge boots,
    No dreads?
    You are no longer the hot rocker I remember!

    Forge ahead Lenny,
    Even the bell bottoms are better then this
    Hot mess!

  143. Emily
    0

    Silly Lenny!
    I know you know I know you like to yank my chain
    Like when you post that naked pic on Twitter
    Lol!!!
    You are too much sometimes!

    Like right now. Lenny, listen – this is too much.
    Everyone can see you are desperate for attention.
    No one blames you, we just want to help.
    Now put down the murse and remove the bootaloons.
    You’ll thank us for this someday…

  144. Emily
    0

    Apparently I don’t edit enough. Should be:

    Silly Lenny!
    I know you know I know you like to yank my chain
    Like when you posted that naked pic on Twitter,
    Lol!!!
    You are too much sometimes!

    Like right now. Lenny, listen – this is too much.
    Everyone can see you are desperate for attention.
    No one blames you, we just want to help.
    Now put down the murse and remove the bootaloons.
    You’ll thank us for this someday…

  145. Melissa
    0

    Here’s Lenny Kravitz,
    A big girl’s blouse,
    Holding a big girl’s purse, wearing
    Angelina Jolie’s trousers.

  146. Katie N
    0

    Y ou know Gaga
    I s going to be pissed:
    K ravitz has
    E vidently borrowed her
    S leepwear.

  147. mickeyitaliano
    0

    Mr. Taxi
    You just passed me by

    Maybe if I had my
    Other
    Mules, I

    Would walk.
    As you can
    See, My

    Heels, although
    Elegant, are not practical.
    Let me check my compact, because my
    ensemble is
    New.

    Why are all these paparazzi
    ignoring my
    Lady friend,
    Let me check my murse,
    I think I forgot my
    Spankx at home

  148. pat davey
    0

    I am not clever enough to submit anything, but I just want to say that all the submissions are delightfully funny and thank you, Fug Nation!!!!

  149. Adrian
    0

    Well, this is an interesting
    take on the Bill Cosby sweater… Patricia
    Field is styling the re-boot show?

  150. Jennie-Suz
    0

    Not an actual entry (I missed the deadline anyway), but I just wanted to chime in to say I THINK they are knee-high boots with leather pants tucked into them. If you look REALLY closely, there appears to be a seam right below his knee.

    Maybe? Hopefully? Pleeeeaaase…..?

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  152. WotV
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    Lenny, Lenny, Lenny
    Oh why did you borrow
    Lady Gaga’s clothes?

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