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THE SUBJECT: Lenny Kravitz, singer, ex of Denise Huxtable herself (Lisa Bonet), father of hairbrush-averse Zoe, and maybe-probably ex of Nicole Kidman.
THE BOOTS: I KNOW. They sure look like boots under pants, but if so, then … where … are they bootaloons? Crotch-high boots? Pants tucked into boots and I just can’t see the seam? But I know one thing they are: Wedges. And also, maybe kind of ugly.
THE ASSIGNMENT: Fug him through verse. How about an acrostic? That’s the one where the first letter of each line spells out a relevant word. Like:
Except that one was totally lazy. But you get the drill.
THE DEADLINE: Please post all submissions in the comments of this entry — meaning, NOT by e-mail — by Monday at 5 p.m. Pacific time. We’re giving you extra time because this is going up so much later than our usual FFFs do. Then we’ll post the nominees for the victor on Tuesday and y’all can vote.
Okay, have at him. Make him want to fly away.