Eva “Marcille” Pigfugd

I can’t believe I missed this last week.

There are pieces of cool here: I see potential in the shoulder area, and there might have been SOMETHING on the skirt if it didn’t have those saggy hip pockets. But that’s not illusion netting; that’s delusion netting. Might as well just stick your torso in some panty-hose and call it clothes. Parenthetically, how hilarious is it that Eva — whose hair has never quite worked ever since Tyra chopped it off and bleached it those eons ago — is now hosting Oxygen’s hair battle show? The first challenge should be her head.


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Comments (16):

  1. k

    Those shoes are awful. Not every outfit requires a ridiculous platform shoe. Gah!

  2. Aria

    That dress is almost the same dress that Ke$ha wore to some awards, but K had some kind of tulle or something hanging from hers.

  3. Sherri

    Is there a RULE now that all women in front of a camera have to wear platform hoof shoes or they get thrown out of the treehouse or something.

    That dress requires more support. It’s cruel. And are those actually pockets or just unfortunate sags that she’s faking us into thinking are pockets?

    Do Not Like.

  4. Louisa

    I would like this if the skirt didn’t look like wrinkled satin. I’ll never understand why women wear satin or linen. You don’t stand a chance of getting there without looking like an unmade bed.

  5. Kristen from MA

    Ack, those shoes: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug!

  6. AndersonicTK421

    Terence Howard in drag

  7. Christine

    Ke$ha already wore this. Double fail.

  8. Haley

    looked better on mah girl kesha

  9. Kara

    Oh, those shoes are terrible! They look … stupid. Simplistic, but it works. Pretty face, though.

  10. What's The New Black

    I would have loved this dress if it weren’t for those hideous pockets. They really annoy me.. I mean, why?!

  11. Figure8

    Everybody take cover! Hide the children! The aliens have landed on earth! Oh, wait. Nevermind. It’s just Eva, in a shiny metalic alien costume. Did she just come from a Star Trek convention? Oh, and the earrings. Can I get me some of those earrings? They’re like magic. When they swing up they’re UFos and when they dangle they are hoola hoops. Presto! Insta-FUG!

  12. yeahandalso

    I still really dislike her, I can’t believe she won her cycle over Yaya (who I’m glad is actually doing quite well with her film career).

    I was in the audience for Hair Battle Spectacular a while back and she’s seems an OK host, but in real life she looks even less like a model than she did on Top Model

  13. NYCGirl

    I would like it if the whole top was made out of the glittery material (and, yeah, it didn’t have the saggy hip pockets).

  14. Carol

    From the Star Trek collection!

  15. vandalfan

    Backy hose and fronty- hose.

  16. Valentina

    She looks older than Tyra herself.