I used to love Eva La Rue on All My Children, WAY back in the day.

But somehow her soap past has translated to her always showing up places like she’s dressed for a soap opera wedding. Sometimes it’s a tenth wedding, sometimes it’s a quickie wedding, sometimes it’s a double wedding where one of the couples is not going to end up saying I Do because of a poisoned ring/brain fever attack/bus crash into the front of the church, and then sometimes it’s like this: A stripper who’s super stoked to be marrying the town patriarch, because even though he’s in a wheelchair, she LOVES his sexy axles, dammit.