I would seriously just like to pull aside the person in charge of laying out Charlene's wardrobe for public events and just SHAKE THEM. Um, I mean, just speak to them calmly about how, despite what everyone in Monaco seems to think, THIS COLOR IS TERRIBLE ON HER WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU SHE MIGHT BE STUCK IN A WEIRD MARRIAGE THE LIKES OF WHICH IS A JUDITH KRANTZ NOVEL WAITING TO HAPPEN BUT SHE COULD STILL LOOK FANTASTIC. Look at Princess Diana, after all. Obviously, true love is best, but if you can't have that, at least you can have a glorious wardrobe full of pretty things that make you feel better and into which you can occasionally crawl for respite from the emotional pain.
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