First off, you guys know that I have a fondness for Khloe that can not be denied. She is the only Kardashian with whom I would want to be stuck in an elevator (except Kanye, for obvious — ahem, sorry, OBVIOUS REASONS AKA IT WOULD BE A GOOD STORY). It makes me crazy whenever I read stories about how she feels like “the ugly Kardashian,” both because that must suck for her but also because I think Khloe is totally pretty AND I like her hair parted on the side like this:
But OMG, I seriously just wasted thirty minutes trying to parse her pants. You should never look at a girl’s legs and wonder if she’s wearing cut-offs layered over leggings layered over another pair of pants. I don’t even know how to diagram that sentence, much less put it on my body.