Fugger: Various Kardashians

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I guess there’s a 93rd installment of Sister’s Name Drawn Out Of A Hat #1 and Sister’s Name Drawn Out Of A Hat #2 Do Something In A Fancy City. And Kim and Kourtney are shooting it.

Isn’t the idea to get BETTER at dressing yourself as you get older?

[Photos: Pacific Coast News]

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MTV EMAs Fug Carpet: Kim Kardashian


I mean, this seems about right.

FINALLY, Kim has gotten literal about it and worn quasi-coattails big enough to give a ride to her entire family. Also, I think everything in this photograph is flame retardant.

But it’s this picture that’s my favorite:

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“WHO WEARS THIS TO LUNCH?”

“IT’S LUNCH, Y’ALL. IT’S NOT A TIME TO LIGHTLY MUNCH — IT’S WHEN YOU EAT A BUNCH AND THEN WANT TO HUNCH AND BE ALL SCRUNCHED BECAUSE YOUR STOMACH IS ALL, ‘HOT DAMN, THAT WAS A FINE SANDWICH.’ SOMETIMES I DO NOT KNOW WHERE MY LADY’S HEAD IS BUT IT IS CLEARLY NOT IN THE SANDWICH ARTS.”

[PHOTO: INF]

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Here are two things I’ve learned from doing postings this Halloween: 1) I am pretty sure Chris Brown’s costume is going to make your head explode, and b) I’d best not even try to ID most of these costume for fear of angering Fug Nation when I get it wrong. Some folks are REALLY disgusted that I happen not to have seen Moonlight Kingdom. It’s like I personally knifed them, just because I can’t watch or get to the movies as much as I’d like. Please forgive, Fug Nation. I hate it when we fight. At LEAST wait until I can acquire and don some leggings as pants, so that your disappointment can be complete.

[Photos: WENN, Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Bauer-Griffin, INF]

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Halloween Fugs and… Fugs: The Weekend Before


Heidi Klum’s big bash is on the actual night of Halloween, but we’ve had a couple low-level parties in the run-up to the main event, and the outfits they’ve produced are exactly as you might expect: nudity, bad wigs, and Scott Disick carrying an ax.

[Photos: WENN, Splash, Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News]

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“BE STRAIGHT WITH ME: YOU ARE NOT FEELING THIS EITHER.”

“WHY IS HER LEG SO SHINY? IT’S WEARING MORE OIL THAN A CORNER CHEVRON. THAT SLEEVE IS SOME SUPERNATURALLY HUGE BLOUSON, LIKE SHE THINKS SHE’LL GET HER POPEYE ON. AND I DON’T KNOW WHERE HER EXTENSIONS HAVE GONE, OR WHY SHE PUT THAT HEAD-SUIT ON, BUT REAL TALK: THAT BRAID IS WOEBEGONE. I’M GONNA THROW IT A TELETHON AND HIRE SIMON LE BON AND MAYBE HOWARD-COMMA-RON AND WE’LL CURE THAT SUCKER BEFORE IT WORKS ITS EVIL CON. HELL, IT’S MAKING ME SORRY I PUT MY TROUSERS ON. I COULD BE AT HOME EATING TOAST RIGHT NOW.”

[PHOTO: GETTY]

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