Our photo service refers to Kylie Jenner here as “personality Kylie Jenner” and as her mother surely knows, there is no worse kiss of death for an aspiring ANYTHING than to be classified as a PERSONALITY rather than a Whatever She’s Aspiring Toward. Is Kylie the one who wants to be a model? I cannot manage to extend my interest in the offspring of Kris Jenner into the actual Jenners:
That dress might actually be cute, but those shoes are Satan’s own handiwork. They’re like two little wicker demons.
The one Kardashian I actually like, however, showed up and looked cute: