Apparently Kim’s taste for extremely high-waisted tight skirts has not changed with pregnancy — which is fine; revel in your bump, I say.
But tyou’re DEEP IN THE VALEY on a blistering August day in California. WHY are you in a wool coat, and how are rivers of spontaneous sweat not seeping through your skintight clothes? I know the suspicion is that she’s had an immense amount of work done in her life, but even so, plastic still melts. How is she intact? Is she part-fembot? Did she have her sweat glands removed? Have the Kardashians defeated the biology? OR ARE THEY EVOLVING INTO SOMETHING EVEN MORE PERNICIOUS THAN THE ALMIGHTY COCKROACH?!?