Fugger: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

What the Fug: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Balmain


I don’t really LIKE having to list everything that’s happening in an outfit, but often it HAS to happen so that I can confirm we are truly seeing what I think we’re seeing. So fire up your eyeballs, Fug Nation:

Jessica Alba at Mechanic: Resurrection Premiere in Hollywood

Correct me if I’m wrong, but this APPEARS to be a pair of pants, one leg of which is slit to the thigh, with a wrap skirt over it. They are, essentially, a formal skort on growth hormones. So… formal skants? Apt, as the soundalike “askance” is how I am looking at them. The color of the top is too close to the pants to not be exact — either you’re matching, or you’re not; you need at least a LITTLE acreage in between – and of course there’s a choker, and suddenly she’s the lounge act aboard the S.S. Auf Shore, a Project Runway immersive-experience cruise.

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Recent Fugs and Fabs: A Summer of Celebrities in Stripes


How is it even possible that we haven’t rounded up Recent Events in Celebrity Stripes before? How else am I supposed to advance the Striped Agenda?!

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Fugs and Fabs: Celebs in Jeans


You know that very little is happening in the world of Celebrity Candids because the paps are snapping people like “Simon Cowell’s Wife,” Elliot Gould at the Brentwood Country Mart, and Danny Glover, which, look, I also appreciate Danny Glover but you know he’s not accustomed to be photographed when he’s just popping into CVS to buy some gum. I have let those people run their errands in peace. That said, we also have Emma Stone! Justin Timberlake! The Return of Hayden Panettiere!

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Recent Fugs and Fabs: Celebs in Denim


Let’s talk jeans again! (And, as ever, if you have Denim Needs, feel free to trade tips and tricks in the comments.)

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Fugs and Fabs: Celebs at the Airport


In which Hiddleswizzle makes their Airport Candids Couples Debut, and Kate Beckinsale looks totally bonkers.

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Fugs and Fabs: Celebs in Jeans


Because sometimes we like to talk about denim. With bonus SWINTON!

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Fugs and Fabs: Models at the CFDA Awards


Someone please remind me, come Fug Madness 2017, that Constance Jablonski exists. I feel like she’s slipping through some lucky cracks there.

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