Fugger: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

Casual Fuggerday: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Balmain

Far be it from to be doubt my lord and master, Coca-Cola Inc. HOWEVER:

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley mesmerizes as she launches Coca-Cola Life **USA ONLY**

I’m not sure if “hotel pillowcase taped around the torso” is WHOLLY on-brand.

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The Fugpendables 3: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

Of all the things this movie may posit are expendable…

… that piece of fabric should not be not one of them.

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Cannes Fugs and Fabs: Stuff We Missed Along The Way

Cannes is so sprawling that there’s always stuff that slips through our fingers while we’re busy swooning over Blake Lively’s big skirts. Mostly herein are models, but as you can see, we’ve also got Naomi Watts — plus some Robert Pattinson, Aishwarya Rai, various models, and Sophia Loren. We’ll cover the closing ceremony separately, in… whatever glory it deserves.

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amfAR in Cannes: Fugs and Fabs, Part 2

I would like to point out that — in a feat that rarely, if ever, happens — I correctly called this. However, the caveat is that I think I tried to call almost all those dresses for Heidi Klum, and that dilutes my success here somewhat.

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Fug or Fab: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Victoria Beckham

I have a lot of questions about Rose Huntington-Whiteley, like: is she really an actress or are we all just kidding ourselves? Is it wrong that I find it funny that a movie about ice cream bars is premiering at Cannes? And should I have an ice cream bar now, or wait until later? Oh, also, the outfit:

To me, this reads as the most glorious tennis dress in the world. But I also like tennis dresses — tennis, I feel, is the sport with the cutest outfits, which is of paramount importance when one is considering taking up an athletic hobby — so for me, this is love. Not in the tennis sense. In the real sense.

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Met Gala Fugs and Fabs: The Models at the Met

I hope Tom Brady’s pet name for her is Bund Cake. Also, I sincerely did just have to stop caring whether anyone kept to the theme, because hardly anyone did. Including most of these women.

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