I have not seen The Beekeeper, obviously, as it’s just coming out now. But per the reviews, it is about a man — Jason Statham, as you might imagine — who belonged to a super secret government task force called The Beekeepers, but is now, wait for it, both a retired Beekeeper and an ACTUAL beekeeper. NO REALLY. They made a movie about a vengeful Beekeeper-turned-beekeeper-turned-Beekeeper again, I guess, but unfortunately it doesn’t sound like the bees themselves are part of any of the payback. All of which is to say, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley came out to support him in what looks like a bodystocking with a towel wrapped around her bum and somehow still looks great, and also, HE’S A LITERAL BEEKEEPER. This, to me, is about as subtle as Obi-Wan Kenobe rebranding himself as Old Ben Kenobe. But I guess it worked for him, so maybe Jim Beekeeper here took that to heart. Maybe he SHOULDN’T HAVE.
