Fugger: Nicole Scherzinger

WTF: Nicole Scherzinger


I feel that it is my duty to remind us all that we recently learned Nicole Scherzinger is going to make her West End debut as Grizabella in Cats and I NEED one of you to go see her and report back. I guess she was a Pussycat Doll, and has worn many a catsuit in her time, so Cats is technically in her wheelhouse. If wardrobe is any indication, she may also be in training to star in HOLA LOVERS! J Lo: The Musical:

Nicole Scherzinger looks abs-bolutely amazing at Free Radio Live **USA ONLY**

Which, frankly, I would also go see. Can’t you just picture the amazing, show-stopping Act One finale, where she and Ben Affleck finally break up, mere days before their wedding? I imagine it being just like “One Day More,” except with 1000% more spray tan, strippers, and Juicy sweatsuits, and with the addition of a somber Matt Damon character (played by Ed Sheeran) telling Ben that he has to get a grip, as a Bentley gently drifts across stage. It will be amazing.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Rest of the British Fashion Awards


I’m starting to wonder if I would even recognize Posh if I saw her from the other side. It’s like a yeti sighting. It never happens.

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Fugs and Fabs: The MOBO Awards


This red carpet is very shiny, and also well-weighted with women who use merely a single initial as a surname.

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Fugs and Fabs: Celebs at London Fashion Week, Part One


Including a load of people heading off to Stella McCartney under cover of night.

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amfAR in Cannes: Fugs and Fabs, Part 1


Sorry, Dior, but for this Prom she picked McQueen.

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Who Fugged It More: Katy Perry vs Nicole Scherzinger


These two aren’t wearing the same thing, but both DID change from their BRIT Awards ensembles into something vaguely dated and belly-baring. And the Olympics are ending and football season is over, so it’s the time to go crazy.

I’m sure Katy Perry is tired of dressing like something that popped out of a candy factory, but you can clean it up and class it up and still look youthful, which this does not.┬áIf this had been a whole dress, maybe it would’ve worked better for me, but something about splitting it into pieces only emphasizes the musty cut of the top. It makes the sheerness of the skirt bottom look even more desperate — not for eyeballs, necessarily, but as a last-ditch attempt to bring this into today.

Nicole Scherzinger, who in this picture looks kind of like The Mean Kardashian, also went two-piece:

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