Fugger: Nicole Scherzinger

Fugs and Fabs: NBC’s Summer TCA Event

It’s gotten to a point where the television critics — TCA stands for Television Critics Association, and it’s kind of a shorthand for “TV press days” — basically have to go to press days all year round. I hope they at least get snacks.

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WTF: Nicole Scherzinger

I feel that it is my duty to remind us all that we recently learned Nicole Scherzinger is going to make her West End debut as Grizabella in Cats and I NEED one of you to go see her and report back. I guess she was a Pussycat Doll, and has worn many a catsuit in her time, so Cats is technically in her wheelhouse. If wardrobe is any indication, she may also be in training to star in HOLA LOVERS! J Lo: The Musical:

Nicole Scherzinger looks abs-bolutely amazing at Free Radio Live **USA ONLY**

Which, frankly, I would also go see. Can’t you just picture the amazing, show-stopping Act One finale, where she and Ben Affleck finally break up, mere days before their wedding? I imagine it being just like “One Day More,” except with 1000% more spray tan, strippers, and Juicy sweatsuits, and with the addition of a somber Matt Damon character (played by Ed Sheeran) telling Ben that he has to get a grip, as a Bentley gently drifts across stage. It will be amazing.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Rest of the British Fashion Awards

I’m starting to wonder if I would even recognize Posh if I saw her from the other side. It’s like a yeti sighting. It never happens.

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Fugs and Fabs: The MOBO Awards

This red carpet is very shiny, and also well-weighted with women who use merely a single initial as a surname.

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Fugs and Fabs: Celebs at London Fashion Week, Part One

Including a load of people heading off to Stella McCartney under cover of night.


amfAR in Cannes: Fugs and Fabs, Part 1

Sorry, Dior, but for this Prom she picked McQueen.

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