Fugger: Naomi Watts

Cannes Fugs and Fabs: Stuff We Missed Along The Way


Cannes is so sprawling that there’s always stuff that slips through our fingers while we’re busy swooning over Blake Lively’s big skirts. Mostly herein are models, but as you can see, we’ve also got Naomi Watts — plus some Robert Pattinson, Aishwarya Rai, various models, and Sophia Loren. We’ll cover the closing ceremony separately, in… whatever glory it deserves.

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Cannes Fugs Except For Lupita: The Calvin Klein Party


That sensation you feel is the Met Ball nasty-funk being washed off you with the most luxurious of shampoos.

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Met Gala Fug Carpet: Naomi Watts in Givenchy


I think it’s possible that I just don’t like Givenchy much lately. Unless you’re Cate Blanchett. And sometimes not even then. (Could Cate have pulled off Kim Kardashian’s Upholstery Trauma of last year? I don’t think even she has those powers.) Because this…this is pure evil.

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Oscars Well Played: Naomi Watts in Calvin Klein


And here comes Naomi Watts, who should’ve won last year for The Impossible, swanning in and showing everyone how it’s done for the second Oscars in a row.

This photo doesn’t do justice to how great she looked. The purse is beautiful, the dress is stunning on her, the lipstick was red (it looks pinkish here, but then, so does the carpet and we all know THAT is red), and the necklace was a perfect choice — I love that, in a passing glance, you might think it’s the collar of the dress. So, sure, maybe Blanchett won an Oscar, but Naomi won AUSTRALIA.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Bulgari “Decades of Glamour” Party


The pre-Oscars parties have BEGUN!

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Fug or Fab: Naomi Watts


This dress looks like someone wrapped her in fuchsia snakeskin bandages.

And yet somehow, being in the clutches of twelve Velcro fingers works for her. Yeah, it’s pressing on her chest a little, but only a little, and her skin is freaking luminous. For those of you worried about Hollywood’s dwindling bracelet game, my view is that her entire body looks like a rack of them from an accessories store, so maybe one on her wrist would be a hat on a hat (to mix accessory references)(also, I would accept a hat on a hat, by the way, if it were a Pharrell hat on a Pharrell hat. I’m a little sick of that hat right now, but if a person stacked them, then maybe I’d be back in because that’d be some surrealist Mountie non-realness right there).

In sum: This sucker is weird and looks like she’s being mauled by a cartoon sea creature, but she is making that look gorgeous and so I think I might be in on this. I DID love Finding Nemo, after all.

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