It’s entirely possible that I have been deeply brainwashed by Fug Madness — which continues tomorrow! — and now when I can see anything that’s not, like, horns protruding out of someone’s elbows worn with a coconut bra and a grill comprised of old Budweiser platinum caps, my reaction is automatically kind of positive. But the truth is that I might think I like this.
Fugger: Katy Perry
THIS is what happens when we’re all distracted by the Oscars:
DISASTER. It’s like mid-80s Madonna had a baby with a pair of kitchen curtains. You are very wise to have deployed this whilst we were all distracted, Katy. Very savvy indeed. Take THAT brilliance and apply it to your wardrobe.
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This see-through, black, slinky Beyonce dress from the Super Bowl wasn’t in our subscription, so I’ve basically been waiting for an excuse to talk about it: She wore it fresh off the similarly nude white lacy Michael Costello from the Grammys, and I was afraid it was the dawning of a really tiresome phase. This dress encourages me that perhaps it’s NOT all about windows for her this season.
This is Vivienne Westwood, whose gown I think did not fail Katy as much as her wig wrangler did (and if it’s not a wig, then… please fire your hair person, Katy, because it LOOKS like one, and a bad one at that). But let’s discuss.
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She wore four outfits, total, on Grammy night, and that doesn’t include whatever she wore when she wandered into her team’s Styling Vortex. This is the Armani she wore to the post-party, and for me, overall, this lacks any real verve, and Katy Perry is nothing if not vervalicious.
Also, if you were Valentino, and you’d given her not one but TWO dresses hot off the couture runways, and she only wore the second one inside the venue in the shadows for like two hours before it was never to be seen again, wouldn’t you be a little chafed?