Fugger: Alexa Chung

Met Gala Fugs and Fabs: Everyone Else

Take the Met Gala out of the oven, because it is done.

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The Brit Awards Fugs and Fabs: Everyone Else

You guys! We’ve got two out of five Spice Girls AND a wax figure of Superman.

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Fugs and Fabs: Celebs at London Fashion Week

Listen. I’m not saying Naomi Campbell is a nice person, or even a sane person. But DAMN she is a cool-looking person.

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Fugs and Fabs: Other Celebs at Saint Laurent

It was a motley crew at this show — including, in fact, the offspring of Motley Crue.

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Fugs and Fabs: Balmain x H&M Launch

Some of this is straight-up Balmain (if not all), as opposed to the diffusion line. Which is a bad advertisement on TWO counts, then.

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Fugs and Fabs: Everyone Else at the Vogue 95th Anniversary Party

We saw the models; now see Rihanna and Everyone Else. Pink hair! Kanye! A confused Suki Waterhouse!


Fug and Fab the Covers: Various Elle Magazines, August 2015

I like a lot of things about this cover, but here’s one that I don’t: the cover line “What Hot Girls Know.” Because that’s Elle presenting The Hot Girl to you, handing the concept down from on high, as something that you the reader must not be – thereby implying not only implying we are all so very ordinary, but that being hot is aspirational and that The Wisdom of the Attractive is what’s missing in your life. For a magazine that purports to be for smart women, well-rounded ones, that comes across as disappointingly Lad Mag.  And terribly obnoxious.