Fug File: Fugs

Fugs and Fabs: The GQ Gentleman’s Ball.


I accidentally titled this post, “The GQ Gentleman’s Balls,” which is not gentlemanly at all. That said, as promised, this DOES bring you gentlemen, from Pacey to Riggins. Wait, quick: someone write a think piece called From Pacey to Riggins, about the secondary hot dude that everyone falls in love with on TV shows set in high schools.

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Well Played Waxwork, Benedict Cumberbatch


I looked at these photos of the girls meeting this waxwork and said, aloud to the empty room, “I love people.” In their defense, this waxwork is good enough that they might be able to pass it off as the real thing in a dark room to a person who’s forgotten their glasses.

[Photos: AKM/GSI]

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Fugson’s Creek: Katie Holmes


Well, her lipstick is fun? Her hair might be good? She seems happy? The book she writes in sixty years about how perfectly she was extracted from Scientology/Tom Cruise is going to be AMAZING? And now that I’d led with the good:

The 2014 Skin Cancer Foundation Gala

I should tell you that I’ve become so inured to The Jumpsuit that I literally just thought to myself, “huh, this might need different shoes.” I’m going to take to my bed now.

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Your Afternoon Man: Clive Owen


I don’t know about the whole ensemble, exactly…

Clive Owen

… but I do know that Clive Owen in a Touch Me blazer (that’s what I call anything with texture that begs to be stroked) is something Fug Nation would not want to miss.

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Love, Fuggie: Lily Collins in Pamella Roland


It’s like my grandmother always said:

Lily Collins

When life gives you a flea collar, just give up and throw on the worst pants you can find, because you and your stylist are officially in a fight.

[Photo: Pacific Coast News]

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The Fugry of Everything: Felicity Jones in Elie Saab


Oh, sweet God.

Felicity Jones attends 'The Theory Of Everything' New York Premiere at Museum of Modern Art in New York City

If you want to wear a cocktail dress with over-the-knee boots and arm warmers, just do it already. We’re all way past these lacy peekaboo mind games.

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