Fug File: Fugs

Fugly Little Liars: Ashley Benson

I have never been a huge fan of the formal shorts, as you know, but where I really draw the line is SHINY formal shorts.

These scream, “LOOK HERE. LOOK RIGHT HERE INTO THE EYE OF MY VAGINAL VORTEX.” But maybe that’s the idea, because surely nobody wants to look at the jacket’s ridiculous bow. If your design feature is wilting on the vine, CLIP IT and MOVE ON, people. You do not want to die on that hill. Belly Button Bow is not worth it.

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]


Whatever Fuggerday: Cara Delevingne

Here’s the thing: I am SURE it sucks when photographers hang out near your house. So, sure, fine, tempers flare.

But YOU ARE WEARING A PIZZA ONESIE. (And not even a pizza onesie we haven’t seen before.) I have a REALLY REALLY hard time believing you don’t want to be noticed WHEN YOU ARE WEARING A PIZZA ONESIE. I mean, feel how you feel, whatever. Maybe SHE IS WEARING A PIZZA ONESIE so that her middle-finger would be impossible NOT to notice, but frankly, they’d have caught it anyway, so… I keep coming back around to, how mad can you really be at people taking your photo if YOU ARE WEARING A PIZZA ONESIE that is specifically designed to make you obvious. Not wanting to be noticed is not the same thing as wanting to be noticed not wanting to be noticed. IN YOUR PIZZA ONESIE. At least delivery is free?

[Photo: AKM-GSI]


Not So Casual Fuggerday: Rose McGowan

It would seem Hugh Hefner is diversifying. Rather than JUST the high-end Playboy Mansion…

Rose McGowan, Hollywood Foreign Press Association Grants banquet

… he’s branching into the Playboy Split-Level Single-Family Home, the Playboy Shed, and now, the Playboy Sensibly Priced Chain Restaurant With Polite Service and an Enormous Menu, where Rose McGowan would be delighted to bring you some bread and butter and can she interest you in some spinach dip?

Let’s next take a closer look at her hair:

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Not So Casual Fuggerday: Well Played, Jenna Coleman

I think we’re at a point where they mail you a pair of those shoes as soon as you get your SAG card:

But I don’t hate them here, and in truth, this whole look is charming. Good on you, Jenna.

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]


Casual Fuggerday: Taylor Swift

This parade of cute dresses will never end. Like, ever.

[Photos: Splash]


Fugs and Fabs of the Dudes at the HFPA Banquet

It’s eye candy time.

[Photos: Fame/Flynet, AKM/GSI, Pacific Coast News]