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Casual Fuggerday: Behind the Scenes at Zac Posen


I totally meant to post this during New York Fashion Week, and I completely spaced. APOLOGIES. The good news is, I think it’s still worth a Saturday morning eyeball: The folks at The Scene followed Zac Posen and his team around in the run up to his runway show a couple of weeks ago, and chatted them all up. Everyone loves Behind The Scenes shenanigans. If they’d followed me and H (thank god they didn’t), you would have seen us get totally lost on our way to this particular show (we are definitely in the show footage somewhere). Bonus: LOADS of Coco.

Happy Saturday!

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Royals Round-Up, September 26th 2014


No specific royals coverage on GFY this week means LOADS of royals coverage in this week’s round-up. William went to Malta! Harry hugged children! Crown Princess Mary looked gorgeous! Charlene looked totally miserable! AND MORE!

But elsewhere, I have found MUCH for you to read and enjoy:

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Fugsus: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West in Lanvin


Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

“BE MY GUEST, AT OUR BEHESTS, TO BEHOLD THE CLEAVAGE OF HUMANKIND’S VERY BEST: ME AND MRS. WEST AND OUR MATCHING CHESTS AND THE ARTISTIC BRILLIANCE OF MY TORSO NEST. IT’S THE YEAR OF THE SKINFEST, STARRING KANYE BREAST.”

[PHOTO: FAME/FLYNET]

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Letter of Truth: LINGERIE EDITION


Hey y’all!

Did you know that I have a line of lingerie now? It’s true. I read a poem about it at New York Fashion Week and then I sent a care package of it to Kate Middleton because I know you never thought about this before but I totally love Kate Middleton and that makes sense doesn’t it? JUSTIN IS MY PRINCE WILLIAM. Jessica Biel is my….person that Prince William dated that I don’t like but who he eventually broke up with and now NO ONE KNOWS HER NAME yes that totally works out.

And you know what else? People are making fun of me for starting a lingerie line but what those dinguses don’t know is that all twenty or whatever of my perfumes have made sincerely like ONE KAJILLION DOLLARS, and people are totally going to buy my underwear, too. I’m not kidding. Just like Jessica Simpson, licensing will keep me afloat in my old age. Whatever that means.  That’s just something my mother wrote on the white board over my desk. ANYWAY. I’m a business lady now so let’s look at the stuff I wore to the office.

LOVE, BRITNEY

PS: Seriously, Kate, you can call me whenever you want. We have a lot in common, like: People pay attention to us when we leave the house, people put a lot of thought into our hair, and we also both have a “T” in our names and I swear to god if people are mean to you online I WILL go hit them with an umbrella if you want me to. I’ll hit them HARD. Think about it. We would be an unexpected team, but sometimes the unexpected is exactly what is anticipated. (I read that on the side of a bus once.)

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Fugs and Fabs: The United Nations Equator Prize Gala


Remember how, the other day, I congratulated Emma Watson for looking elegant and business-like, but still chic, at a U.N. event? LEARN FROM HER, YOU GUYS.

[Photos: AKM/GSI]

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Well Played: Amy Ryan at the Metropolitan Opera Opening


I cannot resist a polka dot, and therefore I am crazy about this:

Metropolitan Opera Season Opening

And not only because it feels like the modern version of the dress Holly Hunter wears in Broadcast News, which, when I was in middle school, felt like the platonic ideal of all dresses everywhere. I might have worn another shoe. But that’s the small nitpick, a comment which doesn’t take away from my overall feeling of love, much in the way that I loathe Holly Hunter’s Jane Pauley hair at the end of the aforementioned Broadcast News, but I still adore that movie, to the point that sometimes when I am sad, I just watch this clip to feel better:

I cannot believe they managed to get that movie locked without someone making them cut that scene. It is such a throwaway moment. And yet it is perfect.

[Photo: Getty]

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