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Pharrelly Played: Pharrell


I can’t pretend to understand Pharrell.

Pharrell Williams

But I CAN wait with bated breath for him to star in a reinterpretation of Grey Gardens. It’ll be Tyler Perry Presents: Tyler Perry as Medea in Tyler Perry’s The Garden of Edie. Dust off that wig, Tyler. Pharrell is already going Method for it.

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Better Played, Beyonce


Wig is not okay. Wig is still making a case for itself for a Fug Madness berth, assuming another inanimate object has the stones to step forward and nominate itself as Wig’s opponent.

Beyonce

But I can’t lie, that day dress and those pumps and the leather jacket are REALLY quirky and cute together, especially when you throw in the sunglasses that even make Wig look marginally hotter. Maybe Bey has just lowered my expectations and therefore my resistance, but I’m giving her some fashion props for figuring out how to counterbalance the injustice she’s doing to her head. I know, I can’t beylieve it either.

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Fug or Fab: Shailene Woodley in Temperley London


It’s great to be young and have invincible skin and all that, but I do wish Shailene Woodley hadn’t done her hair like she was auditioning for a Noxzema commercial.

Shailene Woodley

Especially because the suit really needed some sassy hair and accessories to offset its plainness. The effect is that she is about to wash her face in her law firm’s bathroom after reading briefs for thirty-six hours straight.

Here is a clearer shot of the shoes, which is always vital information:

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High Fugshion: Reem Acra at Bridal Fashion Week


Unless my memory is failing me, this is the first time I’ve encountered each design having its own self-identifying name. One of which is — get ready — “I’m a bride.”

[Photos: Reem Acra]

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Your Afternoon Man: Jamie Dornan Doing “50 Shades of Grey” Reshoots


In which I fully expect the comments to become an in-depth discussion of whether any of us will admit it if we go see 50 Shades of Grey. Even if we only saw the sample chapters on Amazon and laughed and laughed and then hit “close” and read no more.

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WTF: Brad Pitt


We’ve asked before what the ever-living effing smackballs is going on with Brad Pitt.

Brad Pitt

But today, I raise you a “firebreathing.”  Because what the ever-living fire-breathing effing smackballs IS going on with Brad Pitt?

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