Author Archives: Heather

Well Played, Emily Blunt in Lanvin


I am in love with this color. We’re most likely going to elope; I’m very happy for us.

Emily Blunt in Lanvin

I assume she’s in Dubai promoting Into The Woods, and I further posit that getting to wear something major like this makes the prospect of doing all the international PR legwork a LOT more tolerable. (Well, that, and flying First Class.) And now that she has a Globe nod… I am feeling marginally less intimidated by the onset of awards season. Keep me cheerful, Emily. Please.

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Well Played, Heather Graham in Naeem Khan


This was one of my favorite patterns when it came down the Naeem Khan runway in its season. Padma and Nina Dobrev each wore a version of it, but I’m happy another cut found its way to the red carpet:

Heather Graham

She is also practically doing The Robot in service of showing off her bracelets. It’s like she’s wooing us. I think it’s working. I’m neutral on the shoes, and I don’t even mind.

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Fugs and Fabs: Valentino Sala Bianca Event


Katie Holmes may need a new stylist. She needs to get people excited about her again, and the stuff she’s wearing lately — even when it’s fine — is not making that happen. At all.

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Fug the Kardashian: Kim


I accidentally published this post blank — just the photo, not even a WORDS in sight — and that seems incredibly meta and apt, doesn’t it?

Kim Kardashian ACRIA Holiday Dinner

I mean, this is so, “Twentieth verse, same as the first.” We’ve been here, done that, bought a t-shirt we didn’t really want, and left an unpleasant one-star Yelp review that also complained about the poor quality of the t-shirt we bought that we didn’t really want.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Inherent Vice Premiere


Joanna Newsom here, whom you might know from being married to Andy Samberg, is typically a musician; her jam is the harp. And while her music is not MY jam, her hoodie-gown might be. Because on her, it’s just crazy enough to work.

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What the Fug: Lindsay Lohan


Lindsay Lohan Sunday Times Christmas Party

Well, hell, looks like Marge has been mixing tequila and Listerine again.

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