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Fug the Show: How To Get Away With Murder recap, season 2, episode 8

There are SO MANY Asher Faces this week, y’all. If this show ever gets cancelled, someone needs to make him an album. Or a video montage.

Also, I am crazy, and there is apparently one more episode before the hiatus. So we’re still powering ahead to all the bigger reveals.


Fugs and Fabs: Gowns at the Mockingjay Part 2 Premiere

J.Law and Elizabeth Banks brought some sleeker thunder; the other ladies went a little bigger.

[Photos: Fame/Flynet]


Well Played, Elizabeth Banks in Dolce & Gabbana

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I can’t decide whether I would prefer to wrap myself in this, or all my holiday gifts. Both would be really, genuinely satisfying. But one of them doesn’t require me to redirect the relentless, delicious freight train that is the Thanksgiving Express, so… tough choice.

There’s a treat in the back, by the way:

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Fugs and Fabs: More from The Governors Awards

Are my painkillers REALLY making me happy, or is her dress actually good? Or both?

[Photos: Getty]


Unfug It Up: Reese Witherspoon in Giambattista Valli

Pain Hand is calming down, the Norco is kicking in, the saga is ending — except for the one-handed typing (witness the new wrappings). I can turn calmer attention to Reese’s Laura Ashley back brace.

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I enjoy that she branched out again, at least. And the cummerbund is actually quite chipper. My beef might be that three things is too many — that although the top does at least relate to the middle, it’s still the neapolitan ice cream of frocks, where only two of those tastes really seem to go together at the same time.

[Photo: Getty]


Fug or Fab: Gwen Stefani

I am struggling to articulate what’s bugging me here. So let’s just throw a bunch of words at it.

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This is at least very dignified, I suppose. The dress could be interesting, even with its doily-toga vibe, and I get that the tights are seasonally appropriate. But roll it all together, consider her unusually (for her) muted lips, and the hair that reads like a wig sold in a bag, and… it’s a little prim on her, no? I hate to say it, but Pain Hand thinks she looks like Hilary Duff crossed with a Hilton. A classier Hilton,  to be sure. Say, a cousin. But still. Not generally the combo one hopes to achieve.

Pain Hand, though, is slathered in silver creme and wrapped up like a mummy, so maybe its worldview is blocked. It can’t see through its ointment and Norco fog.

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Mostly Well Played: Rachel Weisz in Oscar de la Renta

It’s still Sunday night as I type, and this is my last post before I take Hand of Fire to the doctor. Have you ever lit your fingertips like they were matchsticks? Because that’s what this feels like right now. Isn’t this exciting? Thank God you are getting to experience this thrilling time.

Also hot like fire: These two.

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How often do you see Daniel Craig smile like that? He’s usually so taciturn, or at least, very Blue Steel. Between this and the canoodling pics, I really think — and this is super revolutionary — he might be extremely into his wife. Imagine that. Also, as Lefty banged out these words, Scorched Right Hand suddenly started feeling totally normal. EITHER that means its the eye of the hurricane and in a minute it’s going to fall off, or plunging my hand in the ice bucket of Daniel Craig’s gaze has CURED ME.

Onto Rachel:

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