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What the Fug: Hilary Duff in Anthony Vaccarello at iHeartRadio


I read an interview where Hilary said she’s writing songs again and trying to record another album.

Hilary Duff

You can tell by her outfit: pancaked sideboob, elements of tube-top, slashes of silver ruffles like a disco homicide, and an ineffectual modesty flap. It’s a Starlet-Songbird Souffle, and child, it’s falling.

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amfAR Milano Gala: Fugs and Fabs and WTFs of the Rest


WHY does her caftan have its own Stargate? Rosario Dawson is the head lice of GFY: a head-scratcher that is really pernicious and hard to cure.

[Photos: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty]

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Fug or Fab the Makeover: Elle Fanning


Elle Fanning looks totally different with brown hair, yet somehow, to me, equally delightful. It’s magic.

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Fug then Fab: Kerry Washington in McQueen and Suno


Lots of people went nuts for this green dress.

Kerry Washington in Alexander McQueen

And they’re not wrong about the dress ITSELF, but right now I think it’s all wrong for her — the color is a dream but the fit of the top is a nightmare. Now, she may still be breast-feeding, so it’s possible her chest is larger than she’s used to, and ergo it gets a little more easily mashed and mangled. Or, it’s just entirely an accident. Either way, I hope this was a brief event so that she could go home and put on a t-shirt and maybe some ointment.

She took the purse with her as part of a much more successful outfit:

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Scrolldown Fug: Bella Thorne in Emporio Armani


This starts as a power lunch…

Bella Thorne at Armani, Milan Fashion Week

… and ends as Reality Bites. In ten minutes she’s going to get fired from her internship and ends up chain-smoking on a couch while talking to her psychic friend at $1.95 a minute.

Seriously, are the ’90s back, and coming to get me? Should I have kept my Doc Martens? See, THIS is why people become hoarders. And those pants are why people become tailors. So that they can turn their trade into a vaccine against Stump Disease.

[Photo: Pacific Coast News]

 

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Fug the Cover: Kate Hudson on The Hollywood Reporter


Someone in Fug Nation brought this to our attention by noting that Armani and Hudson look like their own wax figures.

Kate Hudson and Giorgio Armani on The Hollywood Reporter

This is true of Armani. Kate Hudson looks more like her own demon waxwork that failed quality control, and now lives in a vault someplace with nothing to do but fantasize about revenge arson and snack on spirit gum. It has been possessed by the spirit of the person who taught Jennifer Morrison about topknots, and had one really rough day last week when the 110-degree heat blew a fuse at Public Storage and the a/c went out, and damn, now she has to save up for a faceoplasty.

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