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Unfug It Up: Jess Weixler in Prada


Let’s take this in stages, slowly zooming in on her face. Because in the end, that’s the best part.

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Well Played: Jessica Chastain in Prada


We complain a lot about Prada — or at least, we have lately — and so let’s raise a glass to the fact that we like what Miuccia did here.

Jessica Chastain

She looks so graceful and pretty, like James McAvoy could drift into frame and twirl her and dip her as part of a spontaneous dance number. Her makeup is great, the shoes are well-chosen, and, HURRAH, the bangs are slicked back, which really suits her face. FINALLY. Nobody puts Chasty in a corner. Which I guess makes her bangs the Jerry Orbach of this scenario, except less widely beloved. Sorry, Jerry. I didn’t mean to drag your memory into this. Let’s just think about “She’s Like The Wind” instead.

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High Fugshion: DKNY Spring/Summer 2015


DKNY is Donna Karan’s groovy street-style wing, and she actually has taken to peppering regular New Yorkers in with the models on the runway. I can never really spot them except for the fact that their friends whoop it up as soon as they get out there, and of course, I don’t remember what they looked like, so… I’m really not helpful to you right now. I’m sorry. Let’s just look at all the bright stripes and things.

This is just a sampling of the collection — if you want to view the whole thing, visit The Cut.

[Photos: DKNY]

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Toronto Film Festival Fugs and Fabs: Julianne Moore and Kate Bosworth


Just when I think Julianne Moore might be entering Noted Crackpot territory, she (sort of) pulls it together.

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Fashion Rocks: Fugs and Fabs of the Rest


Many of these people made a convincing argument for the fact that the way fashion rocks is more like a ferry on choppy waters.

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Fashion Rocks Fug Carpet: Garcelle Beauvais


This is either a really misguided outfit…

Garcelle Beauvais

… or the world’s most elaborate spinal alignment gizmo. If it’s the latter, I have to applaud the medical community for finding a way to work in gold sparkly pants. It’s high time lifesaving devices got a makeover. Just imagine how gorgeous it will be when Apple debuts its iRon Lung in 2024.

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