"And then back to the Finalist Kiddies. Leggings McTunic sang with Carrie Underclothes and her magical hotpanties of WHAT, ME WORK OUT, NOOO, I JUST BOUNCE AROUND ON STAGE AND THEN SOMETIMES GO JOGGING, HEY LOOK, DID SOMEONE INJECT CHISELED ROCK INTO MY LEGS? If there is one thing I despise, lovers, is it a Braggypants. I mean, did she miss the memo that I am the most beautiful woman in the world, and not her? Marc, send her the memo I wrote."
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