Helen Mirren Looks Divinely Cool on Allure

Aug 17, 2017 by Heather at 7:00 AM
Also, a discussion of the 'anti-aging' ban. Read More »

Zendaya is Allure’s Cover Girl for January

Dec 14, 2016 by Jessica at 12:00 PM
She's usually more...dynamic than this, right? Read More »

Well Played Cover: Kylie Jenner on Allure

Aug 1, 2016 by Heather at 1:00 PM
This is mostly remarkable for appearing to show a more natural side of Kylie. She looks… Read More »

Fugs or Fabs: Allure’s Summer Covers

Jul 24, 2014 by Jessica at 8:00 AM

Fug the Cover: Olivia Wilde on Allure

Sep 20, 2013 by Heather at 9:00 AM
You know how there are some movie posters where you look at them, and you can't tell if it's a… Read More »

Fug the Cover: Jennifer Garner on Allure

Aug 16, 2013 by Jessica at 8:00 AM
Well, I don't know about you, but if they hadn't written "JENNIFER GARNER" right next to this person's face, I… Read More »

Fug the Cover: Blake Lively on Allure

Sep 20, 2012 by Heather at 10:00 AM
Dear Allure: I have a lot of thoughts about this cover. They might get screechy. May… Read More »

Fug the Cover: Diane Kruger

Jun 17, 2010 by Jessica at 2:00 PM
I wonder if one of Diane's "Fashion Pet Peeves" is when Allure makes her look like a fem-bot on… Read More »

Fug the Cover: Jessica Simpson

Feb 26, 2010 by Jessica at 8:00 AM
I'm beginning to think that Jessica Simpson is actually physically incapable of closing her mouth. Does she have some… Read More »

Fug the Cover: Amy Adams

Jul 15, 2009 by Jessica at 11:11 AM
While I DO want to love my hair -- I seriously considered buying the $140 shampoo discussed… Read More » For Celebs, Some Perspective On Their Problems

May 21, 2009 by Heather at 2:14 PM
Biel, Biel, Biel. In the June issue of Allure, Justin Timberlake's boring half came out and became yet ANOTHER celebrity… Read More »

Fug the Cover: Isla Fisher

Jan 16, 2009 by Jessica at 11:17 AM
This is an AMAZING cover....for 1987. Which reminds me, I am totally late for social studies! I knew taking… Read More »

Fug the Cover: Carrie Underwood

Aug 14, 2008 by Jessica at 11:43 AM
It's not that Carrie Underwood really looks bad here. It's just that she doesn't look like Carrie Underwood. At… Read More »

Fug the Cover: Jessica Alba

May 13, 2008 by Jessica at 12:39 PM
Riddle me this: if you didn't know it was Jessica Alba on the cover of Allure, would… Read More »

Fug the Cover: Mariah Carey

Mar 7, 2008 by Jessica at 12:06 PM
Over the last few years or so, something interesting has happened: I have started to like Mariah… Read More »

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