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    The prosecution yawns, but it's unclear whether the dress or the already played-out Gangnam Style parody skit is to blame. The defense leaps up and says that simple sequins are a classic, and really, aren't we all happy in these tremulous times just to see some cheerful sparkle? The prosecution objects to this shameless manipulation but expresses admiration for all the people struggling to rebuild after Superstorm Sandy and sincerest wishes that they're able to find kernels of hope and human kindness amid the rubble.
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