The Fugmb


I don’t know what to say. SUPERMOON has taken my words this week, and also my WORDS.

All I can think of is to vomit up “silk business jazzercise starring the women of Empty Nest,” which is not a phrase I ever expected nor wanted to type in my life. DAMN YOU SUPERMOON.

Miley has a message for SUPERMOON too:

Unless she’s just a REALLY big fan of Fairfield University’s intramural sports.

[Photos: Pacific Coast News, Fame/Flynet]

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Comments (28):

  1. SKS
    +10

    This screams “high fashion Chun-Li” to me, especially the way the skirt is cut. If the slit is on both sides, then I guess it’s time for some lightning kicks and thunder thighs.

    http://www.creativeuncut.com/gallery-23/pxz-chun-li.html (for reference)

    • Kristan
      0

      I had the same thought!

      • Leah
        +3

        I’m getting high fashion sexy Temple Grandin.

        • Sandra
          +8

          High fashion + sexy =/= Temple Grandin.

          Nothing about this says “world renowned animal behavior researcher, livestock handling systems designer, and autism spokeswoman” to me.

  2. Tiffany
    +6

    I would love the first outfit if it had different sleeves and the embrodery stuff was removed. I think this outfit compliments her figure WAY more than when she is near naked. For example, I think her waist looks much smaller here than when she is running around in a sports bra. Sometimes wearing clothes actually showcases a figure better than wearing nothing because it adds focus.

  3. Orange Clouds
    +2

    The first outfit could look great if it wasn’t for the ridiculous Karate Kid inspired top.

  4. joemama
    +7

    Empty Nest! That is all.

  5.  HelenBackAgain
    +22

    Still somewhat weird, but – need it even be said? – both outfits are HUGE improvements over angora panties.

  6. Katty McNiley Ripley
    +5

    This Fall in Lifetime, Miley Cyrus stars in “Spring Rolls: Chinese Hostess by day; Exotic Dancer by Night” !

    Ps. Miley we already have one Robyn and that’s enought!

  7.  ErinB
    +3

    When I first saw this pic on a different website this morning, I loved it. Then again, I also thought it was a belt and not her midriff… time to find an optometrist, ASAP.

  8. Sajorina
    +15

    I think Miley and Bieber are slowly morphing into each other!

  9. PB
    +4

    Wow! That’s triple digit heinous.

  10. Maria L.
    +3

    Sgt. Pepper meets Flower Drum Song with a stop at Payless for some really tacky white pumps.

  11.  maryloubethune
    +5

    Ugly , cheap, and ornery- and it all looks like it comes from Dollar General store.
    And yet she seems to proud of herself!

  12. Chloe
    +4

    FU could be Furman University, my future home… I’m wearing a similar logo sweatshirt right now! But then again, I doubt Miley wants to represent to any places of higher learning… the same way universities probably don’t want her representing them!

  13. MKKS
    +2

    FAIRFIELD!!!!!!!!! GO STAGS!

  14. Mara
    +2

    I dunno. It’s more Moon Moon than Supermoon to me.

  15. ericajeanine
    +5

    Ok, I obviously have really bad taste because it seems lately that outfits that are pretty much universally hated here, I actually like, including this one. Funny story, I work overnight shift. I actually saw a picture of this outfit on Instagram this morning before I went to. I then dreamed that I was gifted this jacket and I was very happy about it.

    • ericajeanine
      0

      Just to clarify, the dream jacket was the one in the first outfit, not the letterman style jacket.

  16. marykate
    0

    Looks like she is recycling one of Billy Ray’s old Achy Breaky outfits.

  17.  amys
    0

    She really resembles her mom in the first photo, wow. I think she’d look great with a buzz cut. Not sure who the heck is dressing her these days: words, words, words for sure.

    • Vi
      0

      I doubt any stylist worth their salt would take credit for Miley’s recent fugged-up wardrobe. And, that this blue satin nightmare, that looks like someone bled all over, is the least heinous one in a while, just about says it all.

  18. TonyG
    +1

    It’s rodeo chic, but for some reason I do not object. I think it’s because I really love the cut of everything. It really is a great fit too.

  19. Lily1214
    +1

    I wish she could stop trying so hard.

  20. Alison
    +1

    I can’t help myself – Miley 2.0 is really growing on me….I love her new hair, and that she’s taking some risks, even when they don’t work out (jean/sweats monstrocity I’m talking about you), but in this case I think the 1st outfit does really work. It’s young and a bit sassy and a bit unusual too. And it’s not a bloody bandage dress like every other starlet wears…thank goodness.

  21.  nichole
    0

    woohoo – Go Stags!, love the Fairfield shout out. I <3 my alma mater

  22. Kate
    +1

    OMG, she’s joined the Cobra Kai.