Fug File: Casual Fuggerday

Casual Fuggerday: Emma Stone in Venice

You probably want to see more of her new haircut in action, right?

[Photos: AKM/GSI]


Casual Fuggerday: Ariana Grande on the Today Show

Here’s my hangup with Ariana Grande (whom my teenage niece loves; like, if Ariana is on TV, BACK OFF, because it’s not going anywhere): About seventy-five percent of the time, if not more, nothing she’s doing makes it all the way up to her eyes.

Ariana Grade Performs On NBC's "Today" Show

On the red carpet she usually looks half-terrified; when she’s performing, it’s like you can see the hamsters huffing and puffing on the wheel, trying not to trip and fall off it. (That’s not a comment on her intellect. More like, I feel like I can see her counting steps, planning ahead to the next dance move.) I remember the VMAs — or Grammys? — when she just stood up there and sang her heart out and was talented and cute, and it worked better for her in particular, to me, than all this generic Pop Princess stuff that feels strained. Although I am not her target audience, and whatever hash she’s slinging is CLEARLY finding a place on my niece’s plate, so whatever.

That said, this cellophane cheerleader bit is as dead to me as her eyes sometimes are (although can we give three cheers for her lipstick? It’s gorgeous on her). At first I thought it was going to be the skirt that annoyed me, until I got to this shot of the top and saw that it puts the “bust” in “bustier.” No need to be all Barneys all the time, but no need to be Dollar Store, either.

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]


Casual Fuggerday: The Recent Fugs and Fabs of Emmy Rossum

Let’s add a new actress to the list of People Photographed Whilst Walking Around Holding Cute Bags, shall we?

[Photos: AKM/GSI]


Whatever Fuggerday: Cara Delevingne

Here’s the thing: I am SURE it sucks when photographers hang out near your house. So, sure, fine, tempers flare.

But YOU ARE WEARING A PIZZA ONESIE. (And not even a pizza onesie we haven’t seen before.) I have a REALLY REALLY hard time believing you don’t want to be noticed WHEN YOU ARE WEARING A PIZZA ONESIE. I mean, feel how you feel, whatever. Maybe SHE IS WEARING A PIZZA ONESIE so that her middle-finger would be impossible NOT to notice, but frankly, they’d have caught it anyway, so… I keep coming back around to, how mad can you really be at people taking your photo if YOU ARE WEARING A PIZZA ONESIE that is specifically designed to make you obvious. Not wanting to be noticed is not the same thing as wanting to be noticed not wanting to be noticed. IN YOUR PIZZA ONESIE. At least delivery is free?

[Photo: AKM-GSI]


Casual Fuggerday: Ali Larter

We’re seeing a LOT of this Christian Siriano line on people lately:

I suggested putting this on a Fanning for a photocall, but that’s pretty close to Ali Larter on GMA, right? They’re both blonde and…cameras are involved. Regardless, it’s nice to see that it’s as cute in the wild as it was in an controlled environment.

[Photo: AKM/GSI]


Casual Fuggerday: Chloe Grace Moretz

The other day, there was a general interest in more of Chloe Grace Moretz’s brother, Trevor, who I like to call Trevor Grace Moretz.

Mission accomplished. He even has a kicky man bag. Thank you, Trevor Grace Moretz, for having accessories that made this even a sliver less frivolous.

[Photo: Pacific Coast News]