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‘The X Factor semifinals

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'The X Factor semifinals
    One day Simon came into my room and he took a bandage dress out of my closet and he waved it in the air and he said if he saw me wear another one of them, he was going to....something something something. I don't remember because like I said I am really into this telenovela right now that's on one of my channels at 3:30 and it is about this woman who won the Lotto and then she finds out that the husband she thought was dead IS NOT and just wants her money and it really reminds me of me and K Fed except I never really thought he was dead other than that time I tried to kill him. So I just assume Simon said he wanted me would give me a raise the next time he saw one of these bandage dresses.

    Also, someone should have told me how tan I was.