These are two VERY TAN HUMANS:

Although they also look happy — I kind of hope they announce that they’ve been secretly married for two years and they’ve just been screwing with us  — and quite leggy. When Aniston got up on stage to present last night, I kept yelling at her to BE CAREFUL, because she came very close to showing us her Rachel Green, and indeed, that skirt means saucy business. Over all, this feels like kind of a punt — she doesn’t look bad, but the dress feels sort of half-assed on the part of Saint Laurent — and yet the fact that I watched like twelve straight episodes of Friends over the weekend makes me extra fond of Jen A. once again. So I might give them both a cheery wave and let them pass by. What do you think?

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