If you want to show your legs so much, then just COMMIT.
Don’t do this half-hearted, half-assed “my backside has a ponytail” nonsense because it does nobody any good. All that fabric could’ve been put to better use making an actual dress, not just a negligee that ate the rest of itself and is now vomiting it from her backside.
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Jessica recently took Noted Kook Laura Bell Bundy here to task for dressing like she’s still playing Elle Woods on Broadway.
To that I’d like to add, “dressing like a Miss USA also-ran who is ten minutes from being disqualified for a past that’s not trashy enough.”
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Could someone please tell Laura Bell Bundy that she’s not playing Elle Woods any more?
Because this is like what would happen if Black Swan and Legally Blonde had a baby, and trust: you DO NOT want to see the end of that movie.
I’m not sure what happened here.
But I like to think it’s the final set piece in a terrible/awesome movie called WHEN FABRIC ATTACKS.
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