Fugger: Laura Bell Bundy
If you want to show your legs so much, then just COMMIT.
Don’t do this half-hearted, half-assed “my backside has a ponytail” nonsense because it does nobody any good. All that fabric could’ve been put to better use making an actual dress, not just a negligee that ate the rest of itself and is now vomiting it from her backside.
Jessica recently took Noted Kook Laura Bell Bundy here to task for dressing like she’s still playing Elle Woods on Broadway.
To that I’d like to add, “dressing like a Miss USA also-ran who is ten minutes from being disqualified for a past that’s not trashy enough.”
Could someone please tell Laura Bell Bundy that she’s not playing Elle Woods any more?
Because this is like what would happen if Black Swan and Legally Blonde had a baby, and trust: you DO NOT want to see the end of that movie.
I’m not sure what happened here.
But I like to think it’s the final set piece in a terrible/awesome movie called WHEN FABRIC ATTACKS.