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Fugs and Fabs: Celebs at the Airport


In which I stretch the definition of this feature a bit and include not just celebs at the airport, but also celebs arriving at the Hotel du Cap in Nice. ‘Tis the season for Cannes!

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What the Fug: Many Kardashians


Please drink in the relatively klassy photo of Kim up there. Because Khloe is going to make you miss it.

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Recent Fugs: Chloe Grace Moretz


This is a special alert for the Stretch Velvet Intervention Squad.

Chloe Grace Moretz Leaving The Bowery Hotel

We have a man down. Repeat: We have a man down. Subject was seen leaving a hotel in some kind of skintight quasi-tunic, which may have been a rejected prototype for a Disney Store turtleneck. Be on alert for acts of regret, ceaseless itching, and possibly an anguished yawp. No need to apprehend the subject, but try to maintain a safe distance and avoid contagion. Containment of the scourge is urgent. Resistance is necessary.

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Fugs and Fabs: Celebs at the Airport


As we head into Vacation Time, it seems wise to revisit the carry-on bags and airplane cardigans of a variety of celebrities, no?

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Recent Fugs and Fabs: Paris Hilton


I know, I know. But Paris is mostly living in London right now — a la Lohan; I’m sorry, great Britain, we didn’t mean to unload them on you, it just happened — and now that she’s suddenly single again, she is popping out in all kinds of looks. My theory is that she’s decided that since Nicky got her big expensive wedding to a Rothschild at the Orangery, she TOO shall meet and wed someone interesting and posh in the UK. Dear God, please let Paris somehow wind up in charge of some money-pit of a stately pile (nothing too historic) and please let them film her trying to fix it up. For real, though. Not Soft Scripted Paris Hilton Flips That Manor. Like actual proper documentary footage of Paris Hilton being forced by the love of a noble but cash-poor man to figure out how to preserve those frescoes in the chapel.

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Recent Fugs and Fabs: Reese Witherspoon on the Town


Reese is REALLY into yellow right now, y’all!

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Fugs and Fabs: Celebs at the Airport


You know how much I enjoy the random ensembles of celebs at the airport!

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