Fug File: Candids

Fug In Love: Beyonce


Well, I can’t argue with her legs.

Beyonce

But if that romper were any shorter, it would be a swimsuit — which is a shame, because the top part of it is really cute. Unless your waxer’s number is written on your upper thigh in exchange for a free treatment, one’s shorts do not have to be the same length as one’s bangs. That rumor is a lie.

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WTF: Phoebe Price


In case you were wondering what former Fug Fave Phoebe Price has been up to lately:

Kooky Phoebe Price is all skin and bones

The answer is “her old tricks.” It’s up for discussion as to whether this subtle display is, in fact, a treat.

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Casual Fuggerday: Reese Witherspoon


There was a moment where I thought she was talking on a pink flip phone and now I’m SO SAD she isn’t. It would be such an Elle Woods throwback delight. Let’s discuss.

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Better Played, Beyonce


Wig is not okay. Wig is still making a case for itself for a Fug Madness berth, assuming another inanimate object has the stones to step forward and nominate itself as Wig’s opponent.

Beyonce

But I can’t lie, that day dress and those pumps and the leather jacket are REALLY quirky and cute together, especially when you throw in the sunglasses that even make Wig look marginally hotter. Maybe Bey has just lowered my expectations and therefore my resistance, but I’m giving her some fashion props for figuring out how to counterbalance the injustice she’s doing to her head. I know, I can’t beylieve it either.

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Well Played, Amal Alamuddin Clooney


It seems on her official website Amal has changed her name to Clooney. I actually don’t generally care one way or the other what people do with their surnames after marriage, as long as it’s what’s right for them and their family. But in this specific case, I HAD sort of hoped she would be like, “Thanks, Intern George, but I already had this thing on lock without you.”

Edited to add: This link about what she’s doing in Greece is lifted from the comments. She’s working for Greece in its fight to get the Elgin Marbles — fifth-century antiquities that were part of the Parthenon – returned there from the U.K. That sounds like an extremely fun day job. I would LOVE to fight with people over who gets the awesome art. Joint custody, anyone?

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Casual WTFery: Kim Kardashian


Well, this is GREAT NEWS for me. I have totally had an infestation of closet moths and now I know that I ought to just let them eat! THANKS KIM.

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