Fug File: Candids

Recent Fugs and Fabs, Taylor Swift

Swifty’s new album was out yesterday — I am sure you heard — and I wonder if that means her Parade of Cute Walking Around Clothes is about to draw to a close, as surely she is exhausted and wants to go sit on a deckchair by a pool for six weeks, drinking Diet Cokes and eating club sandwiches and texting Ed Sheeran supportively mean things about Ellie Goulding. I will miss her purses.

[Photos: AKM/GSI, Fame/Flynet]


Recent Fugs and Fabs: Elle Fanning

There was a time when Elle Fanning made it past the first two rounds of Fug Madness on the strength of her inane shoe choices alone. That phase seems to have passed, at least, although she may have overcorrected a smidge.

[Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash]


Casual Fuggerday: Recent Fugs and Fabs, Dianna Agron

Turns out she loves a pattern. Get ready for some cute Walking Around Outfits.

[Photos: Fame/Flynet]


Recent Fugs and Fabs: Reese Witherspoon

Doesn’t she want to stay home in her yoga pants right about now? That said, as ever, this is a LOT of cute Normal Running Around Town clothing, right here. I want…like sixty percent of it.

[Photos: AKM/GSI]


What the Fug: Miley Cyrus

I feel like we’ve been heading toward this for a while, and it’s finally here.

Miley Cyrus wears a Unicorn Onesie and holds a toy unicorn through Sydney Airport

She is officially a Miley Little Pony.

[Photo: Splash]


One Night In Fuggis: Paris Hilton

IT says a lot about these pants that I didn’t even NOTICE at first that Paris’s dog is dressed as Wonder Woman.

Paris Hilton

I didn’t even SEE the dog right away because I was wondering why she had on high-fashion waders over camo pants. Then of course I realized they’re those demon trousers where the legs and the groin aren’t the same. This of course means the camouflage is doing the opposite of its intended work. Is this Paris’s way of saying she hopes someone FINDS her crotch? Can’t she just use Tinder for that and spare our eyes?

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]