Fug File: Candids

Recent Fugs and Fabs: Heidi Klum


Let’s check in with everyone’s favorite German supermodel. Well, no disrespect to Claudia Schiffer.

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WTF Except Also Totally Normal For Her: Miley Cyrus


I can’t decide if this makes me terrified, exasperated, exhausted, or amused at what might await when Miley hosts the VMAs on Sunday.

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The answer might be “all of the above.”

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Scrolldown Fug: Gwen Stefani


I saw this photo of Gwen leaving Church, shouldering what I assume is one of her kids’ Sunday School backpacks, and thought, “Okay, I could be on board, especially because she somehow matched her lens tint to her kid’s school supplies.”

Gwen Stefani is Spotted Without Her Wedding Ring At Church

But this is Gwen Stefani we’re talking about here, so we cannot assume a cheerful patterned shirt that might end up on the walls of someone’s downstairs quarter-bath is JUST a cheerful patterned shirt. We cannot judge the book by its cover. Because when that happens…

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WTF: Kourtney Kardashian


The Kards are playing on St. Barth right now, cavorting in a series of knee-high gladiator sandals that must have been a batch freebie.  And while they all look varying shades of silly, I’m giving this one to Kourtney, who seems significantly more dangerous now that she is single:

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To borrow from Wordsworth:

She wandered lonely as a cloud
of remnant tutu and tragic string,
when all at once she saw a crowd,
a host of photogs, and fame they bring.
“Check out my ghoulish lingerie;
I too can break the ‘Net someday.”

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Recent Fugs and Fabs: Reese Witherspoon


In which cute skirts are models and couples wear matching white jeans…maybe.

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Fugs and Fabs: Day of Indulgence Party


I assume this is some kind of Celebrity Gifting Suite and Pampering Adventure. So even though these are mostly what you’d call candids, it seems like the surprise factor at being photographed is on par with going to lunch at The Ivy, but with added product placement.

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