Casual Fuggerday: Paz de la Huerta


In case you’ve been wondering what Fug Fave Paz is up to:

a) She’s having a baby (edited: MAYBE? The jury is out) and;

B) Like George Costanza before her, she’s draped herself in velvet. (The jury finds her guilty on this one.)

[Photo: Pac Coast News]

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Comments (33):

  1. Victoria
    +27

    …and c) appears to be accessorising her baby bump with a cigarette. Hmmm.

    •  Maria
      +11

      Disgusting.

      •  Des
        +3

        I think it’s possible that she (like me) just has one of those bodies that gets round in the belly when she gains a little bit of weight. I have a pair of pants that make me look pregnant if I’ve had a big lunch. Or twenty.

        I don’t know why, but I feel strangely protective of her. She seems pretty loopy, and I wonder if she’s got some serious problems.

  2. Apia
    +14

    She is pregnant and smoking. Great choice. :-(

    • Wildviolette
      +6

      Yeah, at least questionable fashion choices don’t lead to low birth weights, chronic lung problems, and birth defects.
      Sigh.

  3.  Shannon
    +13

    I hope I can speak for everyone when I say that, based on past shenanigans, that baby should be confiscated by social services immediately after birth. No way that trick is up to caring for a tiny human.

    Also, please note that she is holding a ciggy in this photo.

  4. Lori
    +12

    She always looks like she smeared red clay on her face. Put down the bronzer (and for the love of little green apples, the cigarette!) and walk away.

  5. Lerie
    +7

    Cripes, what an idiot.

  6. C. Mak
    +6

    Who is this person again?

  7. Art Eclectic
    +6

    Are those the new choir robes at the holy church of fug?

  8. Jessica
    +25

    WAIT. Apparently per The Daily Mail — I know — she just gains weight like this and may not actually be pregnant. I feel bad implying she was pregnant now, but I just jumped to the conclusion? But at least now we can at least have some reasonable doubt that she’s NOT smoking and pregnant, just smoking and wearing something unflattering.

    •  Chris P
      +13

      …see, I almost want her to be pregnant.

      I mean, obviously, I’d be even MORE aghast at her smoking (although I personally feel like a couple of commenters up thread went a BIT far in condemning her), but at least she’d have an excuse for LOOKING PREGNANT TO THE POINT OF FOOLING ONE OF THE BEST UTERINE DETECTIVES ON THE INTERNET.

      …at the very least, I’m not inspired to make lame puns involving her last name and two of her notorious body parts, so she has that going for her.

    • Karin
      +1

      I wouldn’t put it past her to be smoking when she is pregnant, though. And I wouldn’t be surprised if she also drank a fifth of vodka in her first trimester.

      but that’s just me…

  9. Lerie
    +4

    When I read the pregnant part, I had a moment to think, “but doesn’t she always look like this?”. I feel like I have seen many photos of her in the past where she has this unsightly (allegedly) alcohol/coke bloat. I just thought the pregnancy was confirmed or something this time.

    • Michelle
      0

      True, I’ve seen a number of photos of her in the past, taken on different occasions, where she looked pregnant. This may just be her normal body shape.

  10.  HelenBackAgain
    +6

    What a complete disaster.

  11.  ok
    +6

    I think she just got fat. I do not mean this in a pejorative sense.

  12. Gypsy Danger
    +9

    Hard to believe that she’s only 29. Yikes!

  13. Tomba
    +17

    She always looks like a horribly dressed mug shot.
    Basically, COPS meets What Not To Wear.
    Every. Single. Time.

  14. Rick Owens Addict
    +4

    Not a flattering dress. Or make-up. So basically normal Paz. Let’s face it, we’d be more surprised if she showed up all put together at this stage.

    Btw probably not preggers. She always has a bit of a pot-belly – part due to her terrible posture – which becomes more obvious when she puts on a bit of weight.

  15.  Trace
    +2

    She’s only 29? Yikes. She has no class whatsoever – how many other actresses from successful TV shows would pose naked from the waist down, legs wide open revealing everything for a magazine shoot?

    •  HelenBackAgain
      +10

      I think there might be something actually wrong with her, psychologically. Something about how deeply miserable she is in this shot impelled me to Google her, and she’s apparently known for bizarre behavior. Some of the tales from the set would be almost impossible to believe if I hadn’t had a bipolar friend who did similar things. Not to say Paz is bipolar; I can’t diagnose her. Just that, whatever the problem is, she seems to be equally out of control of herself as my friend was.

  16. Karin
    +1

    What year was this taken??

  17. Sherri
    +2

    Not to say this is the case with her, but excessive liver damage can cause that kind of stomach protrusion, too. Might not be pregnancy. Could be a trick of the light on the fabric plus weight gain. Could be something more serious.

  18.  understateddiva
    +6

    I gain weight in a very similar way. I once had an old man at a nursing home congratulate me when I was wearing a particularly unflattering shirt! The poor dear was pretty embarrassed when he found out it was just the food baby.

  19. Nina
    +2

    I couldn’t see the belly at first, but the color of the velvet changes at her stomach, so there’s that. Pregnant or not, she always looks a mess, and it’s sad.

  20. Lily1214
    0

    She’s pregnant and smoking a cigarette, too?

  21. Francine
    0

    Who is this woman? Her style is freaking me out.
    http://fashion-soup.com/

  22. Roz
    +2

    I put her in the same category as Rita Ora. There actually is a naturally beautiful woman in there somewhere, but you’d never know it.

  23. val.
    0

    What’s up with the 80s hair?!

  24. Other Emily
    +7

    Oh, man. I feel like Paz here might need the Britney Rule, even though we’ve barely seen her for a while. Obvs the dress is cracked out, but there is so much going on here that’s of real concern that it’s hard for me to even make a joke.

    • Laraine
      +1

      Agreed – she’s not a “fun” kind of nuts, she is just not well.

  25. Laraine
    0

    OKAY, I googled so we can put this to rest. It was back in NOVEMBER OF 2012 that she first showed up looking kinda pregnant. So that’s either one hella long gestation or it’s just weight gain.